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Disclaimer: FMA belongs to the people who created Read or Die. Not me.
Hawkeye looked around and sat down on the stool in the middle of the room.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"That voice sounds strangely familiar…"
"Riza Hawkeye…she strokes her gun and calls it precious…"
"You have no proof of that!"
"Yes I do…just go to Ed's revenge site…"
"ELRIC!"
Al ran in. "Yes?"
"Not you robot Al!"
"I knew you were a robot…"
"I AM NOT!" Al ran out crying.
"You're almost as mean as me…good job…"
"You're COMPLIMENTING me?"
"Oh gosh…(hears gagging)…Ahem. Riza Hawkeye…she has a crush on Mustang…"
"WHA? I DO NOT!"
"Then why are you blushing?"
"I, uh, um…"
"Thought so."
"Shut up…"
"I get that a lot…Riza Hawkeye…she watches Teletubies…"
"Okay, that is SO not true!"
"I have proof…"
"Then it must be a fake picture because I DO NOT watch that show!"
"Suuuure…Riza Hawkeye…she's in love with moe, or poe or whatever the red teletubies name is…"
"Who?"
"You know…"
"No I don't."
"Suuuuure…Riza Hawkeye…she hit on Al when he had his loin-cloth…"
"No, that was that black-haired officer girl…forgot her name…"
"Oh, well…she's not important…Riza Hawkeye…she's dedicated her life to being the world's greatest carnie…"
"Okay, no. You got me mixed up with Winry this time."
"No I didn't…"
"YES you did…"
"Lie all you want…you can't hide the truth forever…"
Riza rolled her eyes.
"…Riza Hawkeye…she was in the prep rally supporting Islam…"
"No…I'm against Islam…"
"Grrr…(she doesn't crack easily does she?)…Riza Hawkeye…she…kissed Ed at the Christmas party!"
"No I didn't…are we done yet?"
Suddenly, there were screamed from the back room and a clang of metal and could hear Ed scream, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"
"…"
"………Oooookaaaaay…Riza Hawkeye…sang Baby Hit Me One More Time to Mustang…"
Riza sighed. "No…I sag it because Jewel made me sing it in FMA IDOL!"
"Whatever…you have the hots for Mustang…"
"NO I DON'T!"
"Hm? Oh…heheh…Riza Hawkeye…she had a dream where she was Rapunzel and Mustang was the handsome prince…"
"NO I DIDN'T! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
"HAHAHAHA! Riza Hawkeye…she brutally murders Roy fangirls…"
"Yeah, that much is true."
"After she sells them to molesters…"
"OKAY THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"Yes it is…"
"NO IT'S NOT!"
"Riza Hawkeye…she secretly has a shrine for Mustang in her closet…"
"NO I DON'T! I CARE WHAT FULLMETAL TOLD YOU! IT'S NOT TRUE!"
"And now you know Riza Hawkeye…"
"NO THEY DON'T!"
"Yes they do…"
"SCREW YOU!" Hawkeye pulled out her gun and shot the ceiling.
"HELP! I'M PINNED TO THE WALL! Oh, and tune in for the next episode of FMA Know Your Stars!"
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