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Disclaimer: Lalalalala2 does not, and never will own FMA.
Scar sat down on the stool in the middle of the room. He was nervous after seeing the condition of the FMA crew.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"Huh?"
"Scar...um...Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he takes ballroom dancing..."
"Yes I do! Me and Ed are dance partners!"
There was a loud explosion from the back followed by screaming and hysterical laughter.
"What?" Scar shrugged.
"...Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he was dropped on his head as a child..."
"Okay, WHY does everyone assume that to be a bad thing? That just HAPPENS to be my case!"
"...You are beyond anyone's help..."
"You'd be surprised how many people have told me that!"
"Not really...Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he has a Care Bear that he sleeps with every night..."
"No, actually, it's Hello Kitty."
"...You frighten me..."
"Thank you!"
"...Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he KILLS PEOPLE!"
Scar's head dropped. "Yeah, I suppose that's true."
"Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he likes hot pink nail polish..."
"Yeah, I do! But, I realized that I'm more of a sea green."
"Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...Dr. Phil couln't help him..."
"I don't see why people think I need help! Well, at least Dr. Phil will be able to think about that in the Looney House! HAHAHAHA!"
"..."
"Yes?" Scar answered sweetly.
"...Once again...you frighten me...Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he thinks that Ashton Kutcher is hot..."
"He IS hot! Too bad I'm straight!"
"Seriously?"
"Y-"
"Don't answer that...Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...he went to cheerleader school..."
"And I graduated! Want me to do a cheer?"
"No..."
"Oh, come on! Please!"
"NO!"
"Okay..."
"Scar whatever-his-last-name-is...his favorite movie is The Hot Chick...
"You like that movie, too? Cool!"
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME!" I ran out of the studio screaming.
Scar looked around. "And now you know me!"
Sorry it's kinda short...but i don't have much time to write right now. As to answer a certain reviewer's question: No, Ed's website of revenge does not exist...yet. I'm probably going to turn it into at least a webpage of some sort, when i figure out how, and it'll have retarded images of the FMA crew that I've edited with real pictures. Also, Hello Kitty and guys cheerleading ARE NOT LAME IN ANY WAY IF YOU LIKE THEM. It's just a Scar joke; nothing wrong with Hello Kitty, nothing wrong with guys cheerleading. I just put that there because I thought it would be funny. Review please!