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Disclaimer: However much I may love FMA, I do not own it.
Havoc looked around and smoked his cigarette. He walked over to the stool and looked at it. It had a sticker on it that read: Watch X-Play, OR I SHALL KILL.
"…" Havoc sat down.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"Your worst nightmare…"
"Hey, Breda! S'up?"
"…Ooookay. Um, Danny Havoc…he has ghost powers…"
"Uh, no! I'm an alchemist! And my first name isn't Danny it's-"
"Harry Havoc…he went to Hogwarts School of witchcraft…"
"Okay, wrong again…THIS ISN'T A CROSSOVER! And my first name is-"
"Adam Havoc…he hosts X-Play…"
"You're mixing me up with that Adam Sessler! AND MY NAME IS-"
"Paris Havoc…it's a supermodel…"
"Um, I'm a GUY! AND I DO'T HAVE GIRL NAME YOU GAY FAG!"
"Caleb Havoc…he likes cancer…he REALLY likes cancer…"
"Uh, no…"
"Walter Havoc…he has cancer…"
"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?"
"I told you…I'm your worst nightmare…"
"Oh, that's right…Hi Breda!"
"…Sure. Mike Havoc…he brutally murders pokemon…"
"(is playing GBA) Um, no I don't…(hides it)."
"Saddam Havoc…he's a cruel and heartless dictator…"
"That hurt…"
"I know. Yu-Gi Havoc…he's gay…"
"I AM NOT! I AM NOT THAT GAY WAD YU-GI-OH!"
"Suuuuuuure…Nark Havoc…he endorses drug use…"
"WHA? NO I DON'T!"
"What are you smoking?"
Havoc looked at his mouth. "Uh, cigarette?"
"GUILTY WITH TWENTY-FOUR DEGREES OF MURDER!"
"WHAT?"
Then some people from the MIB came in and carried Billy Havoc away.
"MY NAME'S NOT BILLY! IT'S-"
"Tune in next time for another chapter of FMA Know Your Stars!"
That was short too…sorry if it wasn't funny…I've been busy and stuff at my relatives and such…Review please!