Hi! I'm happy to know that a lot of you love X-Play as much as I do. I also would've liked Attack of the Show if those GAY WADS hadn't hoped for the Discovery to blow up.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA! But…I CAN STILL DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!
Gluttony was dragged into the studio and tossed on a chair.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"…"
"Gluttony the Homunculus…he's on Atkins…"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles!"
"…? Um, Gluttony the Homunculus…he so fat he has his own time zones…"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles..."
"Um, riiiiight…Gluttony the Homunculus…he's in love with Envy…"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles …"
"You frighten me…more than Scar…"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles …"
"Uh, Gluttony the Homunculus...is…uh, mentally retarded?"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles!"
"Yep. Mentally retarded."
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles …"
"How am I supposed to work like this?"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles."
"I mean, SERIOUSLY! Almost all of the FMA crew has SOME sort of mental disorder!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffles..."
"Waffles? Oh, GIVE ME A BREAK!"
"Mmmmmmmm…waffles…"
"I'LL WAFFLE YOU!"
"Waffle!"
"THAT'S RIGHT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLE!"
"WAAAAAFFLE!"
"WAFFLE!"
"WAFFLE!"
"Ahem, uh Jewel?"
I looked back at Emily. "Uh, right…Ahem, Gluttony the Waffle-I mean- Homunculus…he's got major tooth decay from eating wa-um candy…"
"Uh, waffle?"
"DAMMIT! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING WAFFLE PROBLEM? WAFFLE, WAFFLE, WAFFLE!"
"WAFFLE!"
"WAFFEL, WAFFLE, WAFFEL! WAAAAAAFFLE! WAFLE!"
"WAFFLE!"
Emily started shouting. "WAFFLE! Geh? Waffle!"
"Waffle?" I answered.
"Waffle, waffle, waffle…" Translation: "I think we can only talk in waffle language!"
Gluttony looked up. "WAFFLE! Waffle!" Translation: "FINALLY! Envy and Lust won't think I'm psychotic anymore!"
"Waffle, waffle," I answered. Translation: "They can't hear us either, jackass."
"Waffle…" Translation: "Oh, right…"
Emily turned back to me. "Waffle, waffle, waffle…WAFFLE!" Translation: "Jewel, you better end this chapter before the people from the Looney House come and- TOO LATE!"
Waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle. Translation: So, me, Gluttony, and Em were chased in circles around the studio while the people from the crazy house tried to throw tranquilizer harpoons at us.
"Waffle, waffle, waffle!" Translation: "Toon in next time for FMA Know Your Stars!"
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