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Disclaimer: I was sued by the people who own FMA. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Falman casually strolled into the studio and sat down on the stool.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

Falman sat in silence.

"Whatever-his name-is Falman…he has no first name…

"Well, ominous voice, that's impossible, because (blah, blah, blah)…"

"(snore)Eh? Oh right… Whatever-his name-is Falman…he's an old person…"

"Well, that depends on what you mean by old…"

"Suuure…Whatever-his name-is Falman…he's in love with Fury…"

"I, for one can proclaim that to be untrue, because (blah, blah, blah)…"

"Oh…so sleepy…Whatever-his name-is Falman…he went to a high school for retarded people…"

"That is VERY untrue, because as you can see (blah, blah, blah)…"

"Uh, riiight…Whatever-his name-is Falman…nobody cares about him…"

"I find that hurtful…"

"Ugh, finally…"

"What?"

"Oh nothing…Whatever-his name-is Falman…he's all natural and in stores now…"

"Uh, what?"

"Whatever-his name-is Falman…he likes big butts…"

"No, I find that rather repulsive…"

"You find your momma repulsive?"

Falman's eyes turned to slits. "Don't EVER talk about my mother that way."

"Whatever…Whatever-his name-is Falman…he starred in Lord of the Rings…"

"No, that was Orlando Bloom…"

"Huh? No it wasn't, it was Elijah Woods…"

"No, it was Orlando Bloom!"

"Orlando Bloom played Legolas, and he also starred in Pirates of the Caribbean. But ELIJAH WOODS starred as Frodo in Lord of the Rings."

"You got that opposite."

"No I didn't, you're just old."

"I'm not old!"

"Yeah, whatever grandpa."

"I am not the age of a grandpa!"

"Yeah? You're over thirty right? There have been some grandparents in their late twenties."

"…That's just wrong!"

"Yeah, I know, but whatever…"

"…"

"Oh, right…Whatever-his name-is Falman…he loves gore."

"No, I find gore repulsive!"

"Riiiiiiight…Whatever-his name-is Falman…he's a pedophile…"

"Wa? AM NOT!"

"Hmm, then why do you have all these pictures of Elisia?"

"WHAT?"

Then Hughes burst in. "STAY AWAY FROM MY KID!"

"Whatever-his name-is Falman…"

"I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!" (A/N: Love that line)

"Exactly…"

"I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!"

"Suuuuure…look out, a zombie wants your blood…"

"AHHHHH!" So Zombie Hughes chased Falman out of the studio.

"Tune in next time for FMA Know Your Stars!"

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