I'm back again! I just started going to high school…and its hell. Soooo…here's another chapter! Sorry it's taking me a while to update…Also, please read my requests at the end of this chapter. Thank you, here is your chapter.

Disclaimer: Wind Waker owns Ocarina of Time…I mean; I do not own FMA ;)

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

Rose sat in a chair in the studio with her hands in her lap smiling.

"Rose…does she have a last name? No? Whatever…Rose…her boyfriend is a zombie…"

Rose promptly burst into tears. "THAT'S NOT TRUE! He's-he's DEAD!"

"I'm so happy for you…Rose…She has a boyfriend named Imenhotept…"

Rose stopped crying and blinked. "No, his name was Adam. Or wait…maybe it was Trevor…or Will…Oh! I forgot again!" Rose yelled as she slapped herself.

"…Sure…Rose…her best friend is an imaginary dummy named Mr. Hankie…"

"No its not! I have lots of friends!"

"Name one."

"Well, there's…oh, nevermind he died…Oh! But there was that nurse- No, she got arrested…Well…there's this hobo-"

"Rose? ROSE!" Our mailman ran in with a package. "Here! It's for you!"

"Oh?" Rose pulled the package apart and ripped out a letter. It read:

Deer Rose,

I was so depressed today, I decided to go jump of a bridge. I am leaving you my most prized possession. Here's my sock.

Rose held up the dead hobo's sock and then burst into tears.

"Poor Rose…she has no friends…"

Rose looked up with fire in her eyes. "You shouldn't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry!"

"Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do little girl?"

"Mr. Hankie…SHALL SMITE YOU!"

"…I've had worse. Besides…I thought you didn't fraternize with dummies."

Rose sat back in her chair with a smug look on her face. "Ha! For your information, he's a pink weasel!"

"…You seem proud of that…"

"Is there something WRONG with pink weasels!"

"Yes…MANY things…Rose…She has weird hair…"

"Nuh-uh! It's hip!"

"Nobody uses that word anymore…How did you get pink hair?"

"…I don't wanna talk about it…"

"Why not?"

"…Well…I was drunk…"

"I thought you were supposed to be a good-doer for the sake of Cornello…"

"Psssssh, please! I was just waiting for that old bastard to die! THEN, I would get it," she said with shifty eyes.

"Er, it?"

"…I've said too much."

"…………Yyyyyyeah. Seriously though, what happened?"

"I already said I don't wanna talk about it!"

"Rose…she's a person no friends except an imaginary pink weasel…"

"You shouldn't call Mr. Hankie imaginary. Bad things shall happen…"

"Such as?"

Gluttony appeared in the studio. "I started talking in waffle language."

"………Holy crap…"

"Yeah, exactly. DON'T DISS THE WEASEL, YO!"

"…Okay, whatever. I am feeling so freakin depressed…"

"I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!"

"…Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure…Rose…all her boyfriends, and her girlfriend, died horrible deaths because she is bad luck."

"…Can't argue with that…"

"See?"

"I guess Mike, or Jake…or, was it Henry? Oh, crap! I forgot again!"

"(coughlosercough)"

Rose looked up with an evil grin on her face. "I don't have any friends…will you be my friend?"

Me: O.O; "Uh, no."

Rose burst into tears. Then Link from Legend of Zelda appeared. "Hey! I heard you're single!"

Rose immediately stopped crying. "Really? Of course!"

"I don't know if I'll ever take the place of Bob, or Jerry…or whatever, but-"

"Who cares about him or them or whatever!" Rose grabbed his arm and ran out of the building.

"…"

"He's doomed isn't he?" asked Hawkeye.

"Oh, yeah. Of course there is an upside this…"

"?"

"Now the Wind Waker Link will get all the glory!" ;P

Hawkeye: -.-;

"Anyways, tune in next time for know your stars!"

Yeah, I hope it was good. Please review. I would like people to know, the next story I will update will be either FMA Idol! or What I Never Knew. I know, I'm working on Momodo Drabbles, but I just can't seem to think of anything funny! If you have read that story, and have an idea, feel free to tell me in your reviews!