Yah, I'm suffering writer's block again, so you know what that means!
Disclaimer: FMA is not mine.
PS: This chapter is short! Just so you know :D
After disarming Frank Archer of his weapons, he was placed in the chair of the studio.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"Frank Archer…he's ugly…"
Frank burst into tears. "MY MOM SAYS I'M BEAUTIFUL!" he sobbed.
"Of course she does…Frank Archer…His mother calls him Frankie-Hankie…"
Archer paled. "NO! IT'S A LIE! A LIE I SAY!"
"Frankie-Hankie…"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"…He's…I dunno…Y'know youcrack really easily compared to the other characters…"
"I have a sensitive soul, okay?"
"Oh, really?"
"YES REALLY! Why else do you think I invited the Crimson Alchemist back to the military? I wanted that friendship back! DON'T YOU EVER FEEL LONELY SOMETIMES?"
O.O; "Frankie, you're scaring me…"
"All those times we spent together; killing and destroying lives, side-by-side! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SORT OF BOND WE HAD?"
"Um, moving on…Frankie-Hankie…"
"And you know what? I EVEN PROPOSED TO HIM!"
"SERIOUSLY! You. Are. Scaring. Me!"
"And one day when I went home, I was gonna have a nap to sort my thoughts. Apparently the Furer was considering takingout ofthe military for killing these orphans who asked for some 'hug'; whatever that might be. He said some crap about it being 'inhumane' or something. Anyway, I was going to take a nap to feel better, I walk in our room, AND HE'S IN BED WITH ENVY!"
Backstage
"Envy! HOW COULD YOU?"
"Ah! No, Lust! It's not like that!"
"What do you mean LUST? YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND!" Scar yelled.
"Uh, well…about that…"
"Whaddaya mean? He's my boyfriend!" (Wrath)
"No…mine…" (Tucker)
"You're all stupid! He's mine!" (Winry)
All: "ENVY!"
"Uh, heh heh…I can explain…"
"ENVY! YOU TWO-TIMER!" (Lust)
"Actually it was more like Six-OUCH!"
(A/N: I stole that joke)
Onstage
Archer was balling his eyes out about how he and the Crimson Alchemist committed mass murder and stuff like that, and the authoress was getting creeped.
"Screw this; tune in next time for FMA Know Your Stars!...If you feel like it…"
Sorry if it sucked, I just need some Ideas for my fic You Can Kill Me Now. R&R people.