Another chapter. Woohoo.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Life sucks.
Cheska sat in the chair with her legs crossed.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…""Cheska whatever…she is a bookworm."
"That's so mean! I like books, but that's hurtful!"
"Uh-huh…Cheska whatever…she had a crush on Hughes."
"Wha? No! Of course not! He was a good friend of mine!"
"Suuuure…who then?""No one!"
"Why not?""I'm too busy!"
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Falman had water flowing from his eyes. "What?"
"Sorry Falman. I guess you're just not man enough!" Fury cackled.
"Maybe it just wasn't meant to be!" Armstrong flexed his muscles.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I will become manly!" Falman hopped up and dashed out the door.
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"…Because you're researching about Hughes…"
"Well yeah…"
"Cheska and Hughes, sittin' in a tree, K-I-""HE HAS A WIFE AND KID DAMMIT! WE WERE FRIENDS!"
"…S-S-I-N-G!"
"SHUT UP!"
"First comes love…""I'M SERIOUS!"
"Then comes the affair…""My gosh…I give up…"
"So you admit it!""NO!"
"Ooooh, so you ARE hiding something!""NO I'm not! What good would come from loving Hughes? Seriously! He a married dead guy!"
"Simple. By loving Hughes, AND telling Gracia, she'll kick you out of her house. Then Ellisia and various neighbors will be sorry for you and revolt against her. When she explains why, and they ask you why, you'll simply reply, "I did love him…as a friend," like it's the most obvious thing in the entire world, and they'll continue to revolt against her, and they'll buy you more books out of sympathy. Then, after reading all the books, you'll be inspired to write your own, entitled, I Want To Kill Bradley. In which case, the people will read it and think you mean the Furer, and will be moved by your piece of literature and kill him. Then they'll turn to you, since you'll be the one who started it and make you Furer. When you realize Mustang is more fit for the position, you'll make him sign an agreement saying that he can be Furer if he in exchange, supplies you for the rest of your life with infinite books. And you can read to your heart's content." "…BRILLIANT! Why didn't I think of it before?""…Because you were reading. Duh."
"Oh yeah…"
"…By the way…THEN COMES ELLISIA IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!"
"HEY!"
"Mommy!" Ellisia ran to Cheska.
"Wha? No, I'm not…"
"I'll kill you!" Gracia ran onto the studio with an axe.
"MEEP!" Cheska jumped up and got the hell out of there!
About that time, Falman walked in with lots of bling on, and clothes like Eminem. "Yo, yo, yo! I'm-Hey! Oh, cummon!"
"Well, whatever. Tune in next time for know your stars!"Yyyyyyeah. Done. I still have to do Fury, Breda, Izumi, Kimblee, Greed, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Armstrong, Hughes, Pinko or whatever, that freaky alchemist girl you used to work for the guy that reminded me of the French, the guy that reminded me of the French, Dante, the Homonculus secretary, that officer girl with the mole…a lot of people…