Inuyasha sat nervously with his date. He was trying very hard not to look at the scene unfolding across the room...Kagura could tell this too. "Inuyasha are you even listening to me?", she asked. "I think I need to go help them out", he told her as he stood. Kagura was outraged. I lost Sesshoumaru to Kikyou...I will NOT lose Inuyasha to her counter part, Kagome, she thought as she ran after Inu.

Inuyasha got to the girls just in time... he caught Kagome before her fist hit the young hater's face. "Kagome!" he shouted, "take a minute to remember the last time you and Kikyou did this!". Kikyou also heard Inuyasha's words and took her hands off the other girl's neck. She and Kagome both started to remember...

FLASH BACK

It was Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kikyou and Kagome, they were at the movies...when a Kagome hater started some shit with them. Kikyou just simply wasn't in the mood on this particular night...and without warning she lashed out and started beating the bejibies out of the girl. The girl's boyfriend then tried to pull Kikyou off of her, but Kagome jumped on his back and put him in some sort of choker hold. "Wow this is better than watching WRE wrestling on Monday nights!", Inuyasha said excitedly. "It's all fun and games until someone looses an arm", Sesshoumaru remarked. It only took a few minutes before the police were there breaking up the brawl. Suddenly the show didn't seem as funny to Sesshoumaru when his girlfriend was put into the back of the police cruiser with Kagome.

"So what do you want to do now?" Inuyasha asked...seriously...like he didn't know that Sesshoumaru would want to go bail the girls out of jail.

"You idiot! We have to go get them out of jail...how much money do you have?" Sesshoumaru asked as he pulled all the money out from under his fur. "I don't have any...Kagome paid for me to see the movie, and I used my $50 for snacks and Kikyou paid for my Bubba Cola brand soda pop", Inuyasha told him.

"Great! And I've only got $15!" Sesshoumaru said as he crumbled his cash and tucked it safely away under his fur thing. The two stars got into Inuyasha's truck and headed to the county jail where Kikyou and Kagome had be taken.

"How much!", Inu staggered after hearing the officer tell them it would be $150 for each girl. Calmly Sesshoumaru pulled his cell phone from his fur and dialed Kagome's Gramps. After explaining what had happened, Kaede and Gramps were on their way to help out. The two pranksters decided to have a little fun until Gramps and the bail money arrived. "Well well well" Sesshoumaru started as they walked into the holding room where Kikyou and Kagome were behind bars, "isn't this a nice change?" He asked. The girls didn't seem amused at all. " I bet you never thought in a million years that you two would be on the other side of those bars looking at Sessh and me...did yas?", Inuyasha was having WAY to much fun with the situation. "Ha Ha! Now that you've had your fun get us out of here!" Kikyou shouted.

"We're working on that one hun, you see... we don't have any money..." Sesshoumaru started to explain...

"WHAT?" Kagome demanded, "I paid for you to get in the movie!"

"Don't worry... in the morning Inuyasha and I are going to go ask Rumiko Takahashi, the most popular female comic artist in the world, if we can get a pay advance...and then we will be back to bail you out!", Sesshoumaru told the girls cheerfully.

Before the girls could blow up, Kaede walked in the room.

"Granny!", Kagome shouted and hugged her through the bars. "Why are ye here Kagome?", she asked. Embarrassed, Kikyou started to explain, "Well, Mrs. Granny ma'am, some thugs tried to steal Kagome's purse...and welll, umm..."

Kikyou was inturuped by Inuyasha's laughter, "PURSE? Kagome doesn't have a purse!"

"Of course not dear, the thugs have it...right Kagome?" Kaede asked her grandaughter. "No it was like a scene from WRE wrestling Granny" as Inuyasha started to tell what really happened Gramps was just making matters worse in the lobby with the officers.

"You don't understand officer...Kagome has POLIO, she shouldn't be in that cell with the draft and all..."

"Nice try Mr. Higurashi...it's either $150 for each girl or they spend the night with me", the officer said with a gleam in his eyes. He was a lover of BOTH girls. He went on to explain to Gramps that Inuyasha didn't deserve to be with either Kikyou or Kagome. That's all it took for Gramps to hand over $300, get his grandaughter and her friend...and get the hell out of there.

END FLASH BACK

After remembering THAT, Kikyou and Kagome started to walk away. Then one of the little haters shouted out profanities, that was enough for them both to forget the flash back I just wrote and take off after the little witches. Inuyasha grabbed both girls and was struggling to keep them off the haters when he called out for Sesshoumaru to help. Sesshoumaru reluctantly crawled from under the table and took his girlfriend and he and Inuyasha dragged the two girls out of there. As they were leaving they could hear the police sirens. "We've got to get them out of here quick!" Inuyasha shouted as he through Kagome in his truck...leaving Kagura behind with Vegeta.