DISCLAIMER: I don't own DOTM, the Songs Pretty Fly for a White Guy
(Offspring) or Gangsta Lovin' (Eve N Alicia Keyes) so really I have nothing
HEAR THAT NOTHING?! HAPPY NOW?!
Chapter Two: Gangsta Lovin' By Collin and Veto
Jimena asked, "Anyways, who's next?"
Collin, seeing this as a chance to show off to his bodacious gangster babe, waved his hand enthusiastically, "Dude, pick me! I'll go! I'll go!"
Nym rolled her eyes, "Alright Collin, go ahead."
He jumped eagerly on the stage and grabbed the mike, then he stood there for a while, staring at Nym.
"What?" asked Nym.
"You're the author." He said/
"So?"
"You have to tell me what to do."
Nym smacked her head, "Oh yeah, duh!"
Nym searched the room with her eyes, looking for ideas, then saw Jimena and cackled evilly. "You're gonna sing "Gangsta Lovin'"
Collin scratched the back of his head, "Uh dude, isn't that a 2 parter?"
Nym, calling up her disastrous- yet convenient- author powers, snapped her fingers, and Veto appeared.
"VETO!" Exclaimed Jimena happily.
Then Nym snapped her fingers again, and Veto was onstage, wearing a one- piece fly suit kind of thing with a low neck revealing his hairy chest.
"Uh..veto." Said Jimena, this time not as excitedly.
Nym once again snapped her fingers, and Collin's NATURALLY (Lol, there u go MagzDD) highlighted hair was curled under a black do' rag and he had on tight leather pants.
"DUDE! What's up with this getup?" asked Collin.
"Have you ever seen the music video for Gangsta' Lovin?" asked Nym, starting to get bored.
"Uh! You mean *I * have to be Alicia Keyes!??" exclaimed Veto.
Nym nodded solemnly.
Serena whispered to Stanton, "Wait a minute, isn't Veto dead?"
Stanton put a finger to his lips, "Shhhh... You'll ruin the feeling of the song."
Serena crossed her arms and grumbled something under her breath.
"Okay, well, Dude we're singing Gangster Loving." Said Collin
"Hombre, it's Gangsta Lovin', if you're even going to pretend it, at least pretend it right!" Exclaimed Veto.
Collin rolled his eyes, "Whatever."
Music started and the boys got to their positions.
Veto: I just wanna protect you froooooooom the Atrox.
IIIIIII just wanna protect you frooooooooooom the Atrox o-oh!
Collin: You need to understand me, Jimmy, I ain't your average Surfer Dude
Helping you fight the Atrox-
(Serena grumbles, "Yeah right."
Stanton once again put a finger on his lips, "Shhhhh, you'll-"
"Ruin the moment- I know, I know!")
Collin: I'm well-rounded. I ain't trying to show you up- I just wanna ask
If you think I stole my slogan (AN: No Fear) From a Tee-Shirt
I see you travel through time, and go invisible
I see these wannabe "Gangsters" wanna try to settle you Veto: HEY!
Stanton: Shhhh!
Collin: I have to say you instead of my long list of dudes
The other Chicas are ok. But I'm feeling you
Want to jump out of a car with you, and what are you gonna do bout it?
Why don't you just get your memories erased, then you wont have to do
With out it.
Yo I'm coming at you hard like I do a tidal wave
An I aint given up till I get that gangsta love uh huh!
Veto: I just wanna protect you frooooooom the Atrox
IIIIII just wanna protect you Froooooom the Atrox o-oh!
Collin: I know see me this night that night, as always my hair is tight
My hair is done, outfit crazy, baggy shorts that fit just right.
I gots a wife beater and a bangin' tan
I walk in with all eyes staring- baby here I am!
They're aint a shame in your frame and I know I'm watching
(Jimena: "Gross!"
Stanton: SHHHHH!!!!)
Veto: Oh dude that is it!"
Collin: EEP!
The music stops and Collin runs away as Veto chases after him, rolling up his fly suit sleeves.
"It's just the song! I swear!" we hear screamed in the back as Collin gets the life beat out off him by Veto, who ironically enough, is dead.
"AHAHA you're getting beat by a dead guy!" Cried Chris.
Catty rolled her eyes, "As opposed to a guy who should be dead?"
Chris then got defensive, "Are you calling me old?"
Penelope rubbed Chris's back, "There there, you're still young- oh wait, yeah, you are old."
Chris rubs his eyes and runs out of the run bawling.
Nym, still being normal, rubs her temples, "Ok. No more rap songs."
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Sorry, sorry, but I couldn't imagine Collin and Veto finishing a song peacefully hehe. Remember, you can still request any song you want sung!
To Da Reviewers:
MagzDD: thanks, yes KARYL AND TYMMIE RULE!!!!! Yay! More karaoke! Yes, I did, I guess I didn't verify that it was highlighted from the sun. ;p sure I will! Let me jump on Seabiscuit, my loyal review pony and I shall go review them now! (Nym rides away into the sunset, but comes back to answer more reviewers lol)
Prtychc-2007: hehe thanks, it is meant to be a humor, I hope this didn't take forever... I'd be so sad if it did, * tear* lol thanks for R&Ring
Starre: Yoder, nice to meet you. Lol okaly dokely, I was thinking I Got You Babe for those two. I Won't Say? Hm... I'll have to go watch Hercules again cause I don't know the words to that one= but I pinkie promise I'll put it in.
Chapter Two: Gangsta Lovin' By Collin and Veto
Jimena asked, "Anyways, who's next?"
Collin, seeing this as a chance to show off to his bodacious gangster babe, waved his hand enthusiastically, "Dude, pick me! I'll go! I'll go!"
Nym rolled her eyes, "Alright Collin, go ahead."
He jumped eagerly on the stage and grabbed the mike, then he stood there for a while, staring at Nym.
"What?" asked Nym.
"You're the author." He said/
"So?"
"You have to tell me what to do."
Nym smacked her head, "Oh yeah, duh!"
Nym searched the room with her eyes, looking for ideas, then saw Jimena and cackled evilly. "You're gonna sing "Gangsta Lovin'"
Collin scratched the back of his head, "Uh dude, isn't that a 2 parter?"
Nym, calling up her disastrous- yet convenient- author powers, snapped her fingers, and Veto appeared.
"VETO!" Exclaimed Jimena happily.
Then Nym snapped her fingers again, and Veto was onstage, wearing a one- piece fly suit kind of thing with a low neck revealing his hairy chest.
"Uh..veto." Said Jimena, this time not as excitedly.
Nym once again snapped her fingers, and Collin's NATURALLY (Lol, there u go MagzDD) highlighted hair was curled under a black do' rag and he had on tight leather pants.
"DUDE! What's up with this getup?" asked Collin.
"Have you ever seen the music video for Gangsta' Lovin?" asked Nym, starting to get bored.
"Uh! You mean *I * have to be Alicia Keyes!??" exclaimed Veto.
Nym nodded solemnly.
Serena whispered to Stanton, "Wait a minute, isn't Veto dead?"
Stanton put a finger to his lips, "Shhhh... You'll ruin the feeling of the song."
Serena crossed her arms and grumbled something under her breath.
"Okay, well, Dude we're singing Gangster Loving." Said Collin
"Hombre, it's Gangsta Lovin', if you're even going to pretend it, at least pretend it right!" Exclaimed Veto.
Collin rolled his eyes, "Whatever."
Music started and the boys got to their positions.
Veto: I just wanna protect you froooooooom the Atrox.
IIIIIII just wanna protect you frooooooooooom the Atrox o-oh!
Collin: You need to understand me, Jimmy, I ain't your average Surfer Dude
Helping you fight the Atrox-
(Serena grumbles, "Yeah right."
Stanton once again put a finger on his lips, "Shhhhh, you'll-"
"Ruin the moment- I know, I know!")
Collin: I'm well-rounded. I ain't trying to show you up- I just wanna ask
If you think I stole my slogan (AN: No Fear) From a Tee-Shirt
I see you travel through time, and go invisible
I see these wannabe "Gangsters" wanna try to settle you Veto: HEY!
Stanton: Shhhh!
Collin: I have to say you instead of my long list of dudes
The other Chicas are ok. But I'm feeling you
Want to jump out of a car with you, and what are you gonna do bout it?
Why don't you just get your memories erased, then you wont have to do
With out it.
Yo I'm coming at you hard like I do a tidal wave
An I aint given up till I get that gangsta love uh huh!
Veto: I just wanna protect you frooooooom the Atrox
IIIIII just wanna protect you Froooooom the Atrox o-oh!
Collin: I know see me this night that night, as always my hair is tight
My hair is done, outfit crazy, baggy shorts that fit just right.
I gots a wife beater and a bangin' tan
I walk in with all eyes staring- baby here I am!
They're aint a shame in your frame and I know I'm watching
(Jimena: "Gross!"
Stanton: SHHHHH!!!!)
Veto: Oh dude that is it!"
Collin: EEP!
The music stops and Collin runs away as Veto chases after him, rolling up his fly suit sleeves.
"It's just the song! I swear!" we hear screamed in the back as Collin gets the life beat out off him by Veto, who ironically enough, is dead.
"AHAHA you're getting beat by a dead guy!" Cried Chris.
Catty rolled her eyes, "As opposed to a guy who should be dead?"
Chris then got defensive, "Are you calling me old?"
Penelope rubbed Chris's back, "There there, you're still young- oh wait, yeah, you are old."
Chris rubs his eyes and runs out of the run bawling.
Nym, still being normal, rubs her temples, "Ok. No more rap songs."
:::::::::::::::
Sorry, sorry, but I couldn't imagine Collin and Veto finishing a song peacefully hehe. Remember, you can still request any song you want sung!
To Da Reviewers:
MagzDD: thanks, yes KARYL AND TYMMIE RULE!!!!! Yay! More karaoke! Yes, I did, I guess I didn't verify that it was highlighted from the sun. ;p sure I will! Let me jump on Seabiscuit, my loyal review pony and I shall go review them now! (Nym rides away into the sunset, but comes back to answer more reviewers lol)
Prtychc-2007: hehe thanks, it is meant to be a humor, I hope this didn't take forever... I'd be so sad if it did, * tear* lol thanks for R&Ring
Starre: Yoder, nice to meet you. Lol okaly dokely, I was thinking I Got You Babe for those two. I Won't Say? Hm... I'll have to go watch Hercules again cause I don't know the words to that one= but I pinkie promise I'll put it in.