DISCLAIMER: I own nada, nien, zero, zip, zang, chitty chitty bang bang, I
don't even have a pack of Mentos, how sad is that? And I especially don't
own the song "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" By Bowling For Soup (great band,
check out the song PunkRock101)
Chapter 3: The Guys all the Minor Characters Want, By Cassandra and Morgan
After about three minutes and many tranquilizers, the characters of DOTM were all settled down and ready for more Karaoke! YAY!
Nym stood up and grabbed the mike, and clapped once, using the nifty powers to once again thwart the character's free will, making them silent. "Okay, simmer down now people, Next Up we have Cassandra and Morgan singing The Guys All the Minor Characters Want."
"Why us?" asked Morgan.
Nym gave them a sad smile, "Because in most stories I've read, I get the general feeling people don't like you very much and it would be a great chance to have them make fun of you."
Cassandra shrugged, "As long as its for the general public."
The two got up on stage, and music started.
Stanton already had a finger up to his lips and said, "Shh....!"
Serena looked at him, "I didn't say anything! I'm getting used to the randomness."
"You mean my position of Shhh-er is gone?!" exclaimed Stanton, looking around for something to "shh" as if he didn't, he feared he might go mad.
Serena smiled, "Don't worry baby, you can sing a song next chapter, then you won't have to shh anyone ever again!" In her mind, Serena did a small little victory dance.
"ok." Said Stanton in defeat, lowering his head.
"Ummm....okay, I'm Cassandra-"
"And I'm Morgan-"
"-And we're going to sing, "Guys all the Minor Characters Want."
"Dedicated to the major hottie Collin."
"And the super sexy Stanton!"
(AN: To make this easier to follow, I grouped the Chorus lines together!)
They cleared their throats and started to sing.
Cassandra: Midnight, Monday night and I'm waiting
Morgan: To finally talk to a guy more desirable than me
His name is Collin, He's a Surfer with a tan line!
Cassandra: His intentions are two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.
Morgan: And when they walk-
Cassandra: All the wind blows and little girls scream
Morgan: But they'll never notice meeeee
Cassandra: Because He's stealing hope!
Morgan: Trying to get his wetsuit tied!
Cassandra: Listening to Evil Man
Morgan: Tidal waves in his eyes!
Cassandra: It's Like a bad movie-
He's reading through me
Morgan: If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming someone notice me!
Cassandra: As I've found miserably
Trying to get the Guy All The Minor Characters want!
Cuz they're the Guys all the minor characters want!
Morgan: He likes the cop-smacking, I'll shoot you type of chic
Cassandra: He changes teenage girls who are mad at their dad!
Morgan: He says he'd like to score a wave that's a 40! (*cough footer! *cough)
Cassandra: He'll never know what I got tattooed on my as-
Morgan: And when they walk-
Cassandra: All the wind blows and little girls scream
Morgan: But they'll never notice meeeee
Cassandra: Because he's stealing hope!
Morgan: Trying to get his wetsuit tied
Cassandra: Listening to Evil Man
Morgan: Tidal waves in his eyes!
Cassandra: He likes em with an amulet
Morgan: Shooting cars so they can pass
Cassandra: Playing a Cello, does an instrument make a woman?
Cassandra: It's like a bad movie
He's reading through me
Morgan: If you were me then you'd be
Screaming someone notice me!
Cassandra: As I've found miserably
Trying to get the Guy all the Minor Characters want
Cuz they're the Guys all the Minor Characters want
Cuz they're the Guys all the Minor Characters want
Cuz they're the Guys all the Minor Characters want
Morgan: There he goes again, with shorts on,
And highlights in his hair!
Cassandra: He Broke my heart, I wanna be Sedated
Both: All I wanted was to see them naked!
Cassandra: Well, I'm stealing hope!
Morgan: Trying to Ride or Die
Cassandra: Listening to Lambert
Morgan: Golden waves in my eyes!
Cassandra: And I can't grow a heart
Morgan: And I ain't got no class
Cassandra: All I got's an ugly scar,,,scar,,,scar,,,
Cassandra: It's like a bad movie
He's reading through me
Morgan: If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming someone look at me!
Cassandra: As we found miserably
Trying to get the Guys all the Minor Characters want
The Guys All the Minor Characters want.
The Guys all the minor characters want
The guys all the minor characters want
The guys all the minor characters want
The guys all the minor characters want!
They finished their song dramatically, but couldn't help but notice the hateful glares coming from Serena and Jimena. And the embarrassed looks of Collin and Stanton.
Morgan cleared her throat, "Ugh,,,,,, so that's it?"
Serena picked up a bottle and broke it in half on the table counter. Jimena reached into the inside of her coat.
"Run?" asked Cassandra.
"Run!" cried Morgan, as they both went backstage and tried to escape.
Nym cleared her throat, "Uh, who will go next?"
Stanton rose his hand, "I will go next in hopes of curing my dreadful ssh- ing disease." He proclaimed.
Nym looked at the still fuming Serena, "Maybe right now isn't the best time- " she started, then thought better, she went up to the platform, "Ok, now we will have Stanton sing a song. Any particular?"
Stanton picked up the mike, "I'd like to sing-"
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DUN DUN DUN: what shall Stanton sing? Any requests? I was thinking "Get the Evil Started" But w/e you say goes!
NOTE: I do not, I repeat, do not, hate any of the characters in DOTM (Excepting Tianna and Vanessa) this is a humor by me, in which all characters shall be made fun of, I'm not picking on a select few, they will all have their turn..... MUAHWAHAWHA
TO MY REVIEWERS: (LOVE Y'ALL! ;)
MagzDD: no way! Lol, everyone gets made fun of in my stories (MUAWHAHAWHA) and I doubt I shall be expressing any of my real opinions of the characters in this story- if you want my real sentiments check out my only serious DOTM story Queen of the Night! Yeppers, I did, I think I reviewed maybe 15 times, lol poor Seabiscuit! Thanks for R&Ring
Prtychc-2007: really? DAMMIT! I was going for the Old Married Couple approach but I guess I failed. (Nym's eyes gets watery this time!) loving Return o the Goddesses, I shall review chap 2 now if you got it up! Idea? I don't know, I think a large part goes to MlynnBloom, who wrote a Karaoke for LOTR that I liked, so I supposed I possibly styled it after her * shrug* k, ttyl!
!nym, Seabiscuit, and Bud (the Deadly Trio)!
Chapter 3: The Guys all the Minor Characters Want, By Cassandra and Morgan
After about three minutes and many tranquilizers, the characters of DOTM were all settled down and ready for more Karaoke! YAY!
Nym stood up and grabbed the mike, and clapped once, using the nifty powers to once again thwart the character's free will, making them silent. "Okay, simmer down now people, Next Up we have Cassandra and Morgan singing The Guys All the Minor Characters Want."
"Why us?" asked Morgan.
Nym gave them a sad smile, "Because in most stories I've read, I get the general feeling people don't like you very much and it would be a great chance to have them make fun of you."
Cassandra shrugged, "As long as its for the general public."
The two got up on stage, and music started.
Stanton already had a finger up to his lips and said, "Shh....!"
Serena looked at him, "I didn't say anything! I'm getting used to the randomness."
"You mean my position of Shhh-er is gone?!" exclaimed Stanton, looking around for something to "shh" as if he didn't, he feared he might go mad.
Serena smiled, "Don't worry baby, you can sing a song next chapter, then you won't have to shh anyone ever again!" In her mind, Serena did a small little victory dance.
"ok." Said Stanton in defeat, lowering his head.
"Ummm....okay, I'm Cassandra-"
"And I'm Morgan-"
"-And we're going to sing, "Guys all the Minor Characters Want."
"Dedicated to the major hottie Collin."
"And the super sexy Stanton!"
(AN: To make this easier to follow, I grouped the Chorus lines together!)
They cleared their throats and started to sing.
Cassandra: Midnight, Monday night and I'm waiting
Morgan: To finally talk to a guy more desirable than me
His name is Collin, He's a Surfer with a tan line!
Cassandra: His intentions are two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.
Morgan: And when they walk-
Cassandra: All the wind blows and little girls scream
Morgan: But they'll never notice meeeee
Cassandra: Because He's stealing hope!
Morgan: Trying to get his wetsuit tied!
Cassandra: Listening to Evil Man
Morgan: Tidal waves in his eyes!
Cassandra: It's Like a bad movie-
He's reading through me
Morgan: If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming someone notice me!
Cassandra: As I've found miserably
Trying to get the Guy All The Minor Characters want!
Cuz they're the Guys all the minor characters want!
Morgan: He likes the cop-smacking, I'll shoot you type of chic
Cassandra: He changes teenage girls who are mad at their dad!
Morgan: He says he'd like to score a wave that's a 40! (*cough footer! *cough)
Cassandra: He'll never know what I got tattooed on my as-
Morgan: And when they walk-
Cassandra: All the wind blows and little girls scream
Morgan: But they'll never notice meeeee
Cassandra: Because he's stealing hope!
Morgan: Trying to get his wetsuit tied
Cassandra: Listening to Evil Man
Morgan: Tidal waves in his eyes!
Cassandra: He likes em with an amulet
Morgan: Shooting cars so they can pass
Cassandra: Playing a Cello, does an instrument make a woman?
Cassandra: It's like a bad movie
He's reading through me
Morgan: If you were me then you'd be
Screaming someone notice me!
Cassandra: As I've found miserably
Trying to get the Guy all the Minor Characters want
Cuz they're the Guys all the Minor Characters want
Cuz they're the Guys all the Minor Characters want
Cuz they're the Guys all the Minor Characters want
Morgan: There he goes again, with shorts on,
And highlights in his hair!
Cassandra: He Broke my heart, I wanna be Sedated
Both: All I wanted was to see them naked!
Cassandra: Well, I'm stealing hope!
Morgan: Trying to Ride or Die
Cassandra: Listening to Lambert
Morgan: Golden waves in my eyes!
Cassandra: And I can't grow a heart
Morgan: And I ain't got no class
Cassandra: All I got's an ugly scar,,,scar,,,scar,,,
Cassandra: It's like a bad movie
He's reading through me
Morgan: If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming someone look at me!
Cassandra: As we found miserably
Trying to get the Guys all the Minor Characters want
The Guys All the Minor Characters want.
The Guys all the minor characters want
The guys all the minor characters want
The guys all the minor characters want
The guys all the minor characters want!
They finished their song dramatically, but couldn't help but notice the hateful glares coming from Serena and Jimena. And the embarrassed looks of Collin and Stanton.
Morgan cleared her throat, "Ugh,,,,,, so that's it?"
Serena picked up a bottle and broke it in half on the table counter. Jimena reached into the inside of her coat.
"Run?" asked Cassandra.
"Run!" cried Morgan, as they both went backstage and tried to escape.
Nym cleared her throat, "Uh, who will go next?"
Stanton rose his hand, "I will go next in hopes of curing my dreadful ssh- ing disease." He proclaimed.
Nym looked at the still fuming Serena, "Maybe right now isn't the best time- " she started, then thought better, she went up to the platform, "Ok, now we will have Stanton sing a song. Any particular?"
Stanton picked up the mike, "I'd like to sing-"
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::
DUN DUN DUN: what shall Stanton sing? Any requests? I was thinking "Get the Evil Started" But w/e you say goes!
NOTE: I do not, I repeat, do not, hate any of the characters in DOTM (Excepting Tianna and Vanessa) this is a humor by me, in which all characters shall be made fun of, I'm not picking on a select few, they will all have their turn..... MUAHWAHAWHA
TO MY REVIEWERS: (LOVE Y'ALL! ;)
MagzDD: no way! Lol, everyone gets made fun of in my stories (MUAWHAHAWHA) and I doubt I shall be expressing any of my real opinions of the characters in this story- if you want my real sentiments check out my only serious DOTM story Queen of the Night! Yeppers, I did, I think I reviewed maybe 15 times, lol poor Seabiscuit! Thanks for R&Ring
Prtychc-2007: really? DAMMIT! I was going for the Old Married Couple approach but I guess I failed. (Nym's eyes gets watery this time!) loving Return o the Goddesses, I shall review chap 2 now if you got it up! Idea? I don't know, I think a large part goes to MlynnBloom, who wrote a Karaoke for LOTR that I liked, so I supposed I possibly styled it after her * shrug* k, ttyl!
!nym, Seabiscuit, and Bud (the Deadly Trio)!