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Song Source: "Barbie Girl" By AQUA (Oh c'mon you knew it was gonna happen eventually)
Chapter 6: "I'm A Daughter Girl" By Tianna and Derek
Nym rolled her eyes at the ever-aging hipsters. "Ooookay.....who's next?"
There was a silent moment and suddenly everyone could hear, "Derek come on! I'll tell them about Mr. Wufffles!"
"You wouldn't!"
"Oh, I would." Stated Tianna.
Nym narrowed her eyes and searched the crowd, "Oh I see a volunteer! C'mon down!!"
Suddenly cheesey the Price is Right Music comes on and Tianna and Derek make their way to the stage, slapping hands with their "Posse."
They both get up and Derek looks like he'd rather not be there and Tianna looks like she having the time of her life. She rudely snatches Nym's microphone and says, "Like hi totally hi!" she cleared her throat, "My name's totally Tianna and this is my hubby Derek, but we all call him Derry."
EVERYONE IN AUDIENCE: Hi Derry!"
Derek AKA Derry, "Er...hi."
"And Like, we're like Totally gonna like sing like "I'm a Daughter Girl."
Suddenly all the lights go off and pink lights flick on, complete with bubble blowing machine.
Derek's hair has somehow made itself into Cornrows and he has on leather pants and a tight pink shirt, "Whoa! I'm feeling a little vulnerable here." He exclaims.
Tianna is wearing a mini pink dress with white fishnets and go-go boots and her hair looks so frizzy it had to have been plugged into an electric socket.
Poppy music filters through, and they're on!
Derek: Hi Tianna! Tianna: Hi Der! Derek: Wanna go fight the Atrox? Tianna: Sure Derek! Derek: Jump in.....
Tianna: I'm a Daughter Girl, In a Hopeless World
Life with Telekinesis, it's stupendous!
You can make me scare, I kick butt everywhere
Stupid Atrox, Life isn't your crayon box!
("Crayon box?!" Exclaimed Penelope.
Serena this time puts a finger to her lips. "Shhh...The Author couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with Atrox)
Derek: C'mon Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer! Tianna: Ah, ah ah Yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer! Tianna: Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
Tianna: I'm a Brunette Skater girl, in a dastardly world
Beat people up, start a fight, I'm your Hero!
Derek: You're My Girl Rock N Roll, Move heavy things with a blink
Kiss me here, Touch me there, Hanky-Panky.
Tianna: (To Derek) You can Punch, you can Maim, if you say "I'm Always Yours."
Uh-oooooo-oh!
Tianna: I'm a Daughter Girl, In a Hopeless World
Life with Telekinesis, It's Stupendous
You can make me scare, I kick butt everywhere
Stupid Atrox, Life isn't your crayon box!
Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atox with a Hammer Tianna: ah, Ah, ah, ah yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer Tianna: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Tianna: I make Followers can't walk, they cant talk, I do whatever I please
I can act like a Goddess, and they beg on their knees
*Derek somehow manages to get a car and pulls up *
Derek: Come jump in, Daughter girlfriend, let us do it again
Party at Planet Bang, cause some Pain, let's go fight the Atrox!
Tianna: You can Punch, You can Maim, If you say, "I'm Always Yours."
You can Punch, You can Maim, If you say, "I'm Always Yours."
Uh-oooooo-oh!
Derek: Come on Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a hammer! Tianna: ah, Ah, ah, ah yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer Tianna: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Tianna: I'm a Daughter girl, In a Hopeless World
Life with Telekinesis, it's Stupendous!
You can make me scare, I kick butt everywhere
Stupid Atrox, Life isn't you Crayon Box!
Derek: Come on Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a hammer! Tianna: ah, Ah, ah, ah yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer Tianna: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Tianna: Oh! I'm having so much fun! Derek: Well, Tianna, the fun's just getting started Tianna: Oh I love you Derek!
*Tianna hops in Derek's strangely acquired hot pink convertible and they ride off into the back of the stage.*
"Uh.....that was more weirder than usual," Stated Nym, "Who's next?"
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Indeed, who IS next? Remember, I accept requests!
To the Lovely Reviewers:
Starre: lol okie day! I love TT, but I will admit I really don't like Raven paired up with anyone....except maybe Cyborg...that's the only one I could really see her with, lol but I shall read it anyways! MUWHAWHA Invisible eh? I shall ponder....
StarWars-Freak: lol of course it is! There's no way I can compare to Bowling for Soup or The Blinksters! Lol thanks for R N Ring
Katie: Lol here it is!
Song Source: "Barbie Girl" By AQUA (Oh c'mon you knew it was gonna happen eventually)
Chapter 6: "I'm A Daughter Girl" By Tianna and Derek
Nym rolled her eyes at the ever-aging hipsters. "Ooookay.....who's next?"
There was a silent moment and suddenly everyone could hear, "Derek come on! I'll tell them about Mr. Wufffles!"
"You wouldn't!"
"Oh, I would." Stated Tianna.
Nym narrowed her eyes and searched the crowd, "Oh I see a volunteer! C'mon down!!"
Suddenly cheesey the Price is Right Music comes on and Tianna and Derek make their way to the stage, slapping hands with their "Posse."
They both get up and Derek looks like he'd rather not be there and Tianna looks like she having the time of her life. She rudely snatches Nym's microphone and says, "Like hi totally hi!" she cleared her throat, "My name's totally Tianna and this is my hubby Derek, but we all call him Derry."
EVERYONE IN AUDIENCE: Hi Derry!"
Derek AKA Derry, "Er...hi."
"And Like, we're like Totally gonna like sing like "I'm a Daughter Girl."
Suddenly all the lights go off and pink lights flick on, complete with bubble blowing machine.
Derek's hair has somehow made itself into Cornrows and he has on leather pants and a tight pink shirt, "Whoa! I'm feeling a little vulnerable here." He exclaims.
Tianna is wearing a mini pink dress with white fishnets and go-go boots and her hair looks so frizzy it had to have been plugged into an electric socket.
Poppy music filters through, and they're on!
Derek: Hi Tianna! Tianna: Hi Der! Derek: Wanna go fight the Atrox? Tianna: Sure Derek! Derek: Jump in.....
Tianna: I'm a Daughter Girl, In a Hopeless World
Life with Telekinesis, it's stupendous!
You can make me scare, I kick butt everywhere
Stupid Atrox, Life isn't your crayon box!
("Crayon box?!" Exclaimed Penelope.
Serena this time puts a finger to her lips. "Shhh...The Author couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with Atrox)
Derek: C'mon Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer! Tianna: Ah, ah ah Yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer! Tianna: Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
Tianna: I'm a Brunette Skater girl, in a dastardly world
Beat people up, start a fight, I'm your Hero!
Derek: You're My Girl Rock N Roll, Move heavy things with a blink
Kiss me here, Touch me there, Hanky-Panky.
Tianna: (To Derek) You can Punch, you can Maim, if you say "I'm Always Yours."
Uh-oooooo-oh!
Tianna: I'm a Daughter Girl, In a Hopeless World
Life with Telekinesis, It's Stupendous
You can make me scare, I kick butt everywhere
Stupid Atrox, Life isn't your crayon box!
Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atox with a Hammer Tianna: ah, Ah, ah, ah yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer Tianna: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Tianna: I make Followers can't walk, they cant talk, I do whatever I please
I can act like a Goddess, and they beg on their knees
*Derek somehow manages to get a car and pulls up *
Derek: Come jump in, Daughter girlfriend, let us do it again
Party at Planet Bang, cause some Pain, let's go fight the Atrox!
Tianna: You can Punch, You can Maim, If you say, "I'm Always Yours."
You can Punch, You can Maim, If you say, "I'm Always Yours."
Uh-oooooo-oh!
Derek: Come on Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a hammer! Tianna: ah, Ah, ah, ah yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer Tianna: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Tianna: I'm a Daughter girl, In a Hopeless World
Life with Telekinesis, it's Stupendous!
You can make me scare, I kick butt everywhere
Stupid Atrox, Life isn't you Crayon Box!
Derek: Come on Daughter, Let's hit the Atrox with a hammer! Tianna: ah, Ah, ah, ah yes! Derek: C'mon Daughter, let's hit the Atrox with a Hammer Tianna: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Tianna: Oh! I'm having so much fun! Derek: Well, Tianna, the fun's just getting started Tianna: Oh I love you Derek!
*Tianna hops in Derek's strangely acquired hot pink convertible and they ride off into the back of the stage.*
"Uh.....that was more weirder than usual," Stated Nym, "Who's next?"
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Indeed, who IS next? Remember, I accept requests!
To the Lovely Reviewers:
Starre: lol okie day! I love TT, but I will admit I really don't like Raven paired up with anyone....except maybe Cyborg...that's the only one I could really see her with, lol but I shall read it anyways! MUWHAWHA Invisible eh? I shall ponder....
StarWars-Freak: lol of course it is! There's no way I can compare to Bowling for Soup or The Blinksters! Lol thanks for R N Ring
Katie: Lol here it is!