Chapter 7 I believe: ..... My Immortal (I know, I know, I'm rather ashamed of myself for mocking an Evanescence song (I adore them!) but someone has to do it........... and who better than.........well, you'll see)
Song Source: My Immortal by Evanescence
Hehe fun with italics! lol anyways, on with the story!
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The DOTM cast and Nym sat around for about 20 minutes, waiting patiently for Tianna and Derek to come back from their frivolous adventures in the hot pink convertible. Sadly, [haha ya right] they did not.
Nym tapped her head, "Now what am I going to do? I needed Derek back so the boyfriends could do an NSYNC number!"
The guys in the room started to make their way to the door, but a brilliant flash of light stopped them.
"EIIIICH!!!!" yelled Chris, jumping ten feet in the air.
After the light had faded, an unexpected person appeared.
"OH MY GOD IT"S LAMBERT!" Squealed Stanton, hiding behind his Serena.
"Thank God!" exclaimed Nym, "A plot twist!"
Lambert removed his hood, "Yes, indeed I am. And I want to sing."
Several people made disgusted faces. "Ew." Said Vanessa.
Nym shrugged, "No one's stopping you."
Lambert slowly made his way to the stage. "Hello, my name is Lambert, evil minion to the Atrox, and I'm going to sing 'My Immortal' dedicated to Stanton."
Everyone in room: What?!
Nym cackled in her corner evilly. "Bwahwahwa.....cackle......evil......cackle."
And without further adieu, Lambert cleared his voice and began to sing. The lights flicked off, and a single beam radiated on a piano player, another one appeared on Lambert.
Lambert: I'm so tired of being feared
Suppressed by my addiction to tears
And if you have to fight-
I wish that you would just fight
Because your girlfriend's always near
And she won't leave me alone!
My wounds wont seem to heal
She has me cowering in fear
And I'd like to beat you both down with a mace.
When I'd lie, you'd break me down into tears
When I schemed, you'd gladly berate my ideas
And you mocked me in front of my peers,
But you still ...infuriate me.
"This is getting way too weird," Muttered Catty.
Stanton, smiling his wicked smile, but a finger to his lips, "SH!"
However, this was a rather loud 'sh!' and everyone turned and looked at him. "sh!" said Vanessa
He crossed his arms and gave an indignant smirk, "So the sh-er, becomes the sh-ee, eh?" he looked at Serena, who had said nothing, "Well played."
Serena rose an eyebrow, "Huh?"
Nym, using her vindictive author powers, proceeded to shut them both up, so Lambert could continue. Evil, though he may be, he had a lovely singing voice.
Lambert: You used to frighten me
By your terrifying light
But now I'm still found living the life you left behind
Your face, haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice, chased away all the sanity in me!
My Wounds won't seem to heal
She has me cowering in fear,
And I'd like to beat you both down with a mace!
When I'd lie, you'd break me down into tears
When I schemed, you'd gladly berate my ideas,
And you mocked me in front of my peers,
But you still...... infuriate me.
But then I see you getting promoted
And now I am reduced to feeling dread!
After this huge outcry, Lambert sunk to his knees from the raw emotion of the song. Stanton's eyes widened at seeing the pain he had caused his mentor, and a solitary tear crept down his face.
Serena rolled her eyes, "Oh give me a break."
Lambert: When I'd lie, you'd break me down into tears!
When I schemed, you'd gladly berate my ideas!
And you, mocked me in front of my peers!
But you still........infuriate me.
The lights went out and the entire room started clapping furiously. Jimena let out a huge whistle, Catty had somehow acquired roses and was tossing them onstage, and Vanessa and Stanton were bawling their eyes out.
Serena rolled her eyes and stood on top of a table, "HEY!" she yelled, causing everyone in the room to cease their pandemonium and look at her, "He's the bad guy, remember?"
Everyone did a collective, "Oh, ya." And started booing and throwing stuff (not roses) at Lambert.
Lambert placed a hood over his head, "No one has respect for an artist!" he yelled on his way out, before being clocked on the head with a tomato. Nym sat in her corner and sighed, "Who's next?"
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Who indeed is next? Up to you, though, perhaps to give you a better idea, the next song I am shamelessly altering is Mambo No. 5, so if you can find a character you want for that, go ahead =), or if you feel it is your responsibility to ensure the author does the creative thinking (lol gee, go figure) then I guess I will consult with Bud the Muse
Anyways, just to let you know, theres only going to be 3 or so more chapters, =) we are drawing upon the end, my friends!
Ok, to the
LOVELY REVIEWERS:
MagzDD: lol it scared the crap out of you? (nym reflects last chapter) Oh! It scared the crap out of me too! Lol Poor Derek indeed........
Katie: hehe here's more :)
Spike&Buffy4ever: lol I'm ecstatic that you like the shushing! I got a semi-complaint about it, but I decided to do it again! Lol, I'm weird about that. I was thinking of having Serena and Jimena do 'Our Lips Are Sealed' by the Go-Go's (GAH! The cover hilary duff did infuriates me! Its terrible!) or 'Girl's Just wanna have fun'
Calliope Faye: lol glad you liked this one then =) I'm doing Mambo No. 5 for the next chapter, and I believe I have an idea how to do it. lol BWAUWAWUAWUAH, thank you tons for writing the lyrics! That will help me mucho!
Psychobunny410: lol yes, indeed parts were. Though I would have to say Veto in a Fly Suit is much more disturbing........
Noelle: lol thank you for the great idea! Of coure, I warped it a bit lol. But I hope you like it anyways =)
Toodles and thanks ya'll for reading n reviewing!
!nym!