Karaoke…of Death!
Chapter Ten: Invisible
Song Source: Invisible by Clay Aiken
AN: Due to many requests, it's finally here. Vanessa sings Invisible by Clay Aiken. Oy! The suspense.
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Naturally, the Sons of the Dark had removed a chapter from everyone else's valuable lives. And naturally, they weren't leaving.
"I think I like this fandom better." Said Kyle, nodding.
"Indeed," Replied Obie, "I mean, look at the upholstery on these chairs." He said, stroking one of the crappy club stools.
"Um, its like totally polyester." Said Tianna, looking extremely confused.
"Polyester!" Exclaimed Obie, now rubbing against it like a cat, "I had expected pleather."
Samuel looked around, "Yeah, and the girls here are so less evil!"
"Hey, watch who you're talking to!" Exclaimed Cassandra, popping a hip and snapping around her face.
Berto grinned and slid over to her, slicking his hair back, "Hola senorita babe."
Cassandra rolled her eyes, "Ew." She groaned, slowly inching away from him.
Tymmie and Karyl looked to Stanton, their leader without whom they could do nothing without, "Do you want us to give them wedgies?" asked Tymmie.
"Or wet willies?"
Stanton laughed, "Why, they're not doing anything wrong."
Chris, who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere, nudged Stanton with his elbow, "Em, Stanton, you might want to see who Samuel's making the moves on."
Stanton's eyes seemed to move slow motion over towards the back of the club, where Samuel was reciting epic poetry to Serena, who was blushing and giggling like a school girl.
He let anger spew over, and he snapped his fingers. "Tymmie."
At his name, Tymmie appeared behind his left shoulder.
He snapped again, "Karyl."
At this, Karyl appeared at his right shoulder.
Stanton's eyes narrowed, "Get em."
Simultaneously, both of them cracked their necks and knuckles, they both slowly approached the Sons of the Dark.
Needless to say, about five minutes later, all four of them were running out of Planet Bang with their underwear over their heads.
Amidst all this excitement, no one noticed that Vanessa had made her way up to the stage, "Hi! Hi everyone!" She exclaimed, giggling into the microphone.
Nym looked up, confused, "Uh, are you going to sing?"
Vanessa nodded spastically, "Yep! I'm gonna sing Invisible."
Nym scratched her head, "Wow, that's anti-climatic."
She grinned, "K everyone, prepare to be mesmerized!"
Keyboards and a solitary pink spotlight drifted on Vanessa.
Vanessa:
I wonder what, I'm fighting tonight.
Whatever it is, I'll kill them all.
I'll take them alone.
And then they will scream.
And all those stupid Followers will beg for their life
I have what it takes, to make them wish they weren't alive!
"Wow, what a lovely yet slightly threatening song!" Exclaimed Derek as he sighed from the loveliness of her vocals.
"It's like she's telling me she loves me… in pain!" agreed Michael.
Vanessa:
If I was invisible
Then you wouldn't see your impending doom,
If I was invisible
I'd make you cry tonight
If your parts were breakable
Then you can just cower while I stand.
I would foil all your plans
If I was invisible
Wait, I already am.
At the last line, all the Followers in the room began to grow increasingly uncomfortable. Karyl kept tugging at his collar, and Morgan kept biting her fingernails.
Vanessa:
I heard your cry of pain out loud
I said Followers were lame
You made a sad sound.
I keep tracking your steps
Counter each move you make
Wish I could block, your telepathic mind
Bet you wish you could fight me, with your shadowy strife
If I was invisible
Then you wouldn't see your impending doom,
If I was invisible
I'd make you cry tonight
If your parts were breakable
Then you can just cower while I stand
I would foil all your plans
If I was invisible.
Wait, I already am!
After this chorus, people were starting to get out their lighters and there were flecks of an orangish light everywhere. Vanessa dropped to her knees in raw artistic emotion.
Vanessa:
I punch you out
And you didn't even see me
And by the time you start screaming
Follower, you can't dream of beating me
Cuz there's nothing you can do
You're just a shadow passing through
Now, the entire audience were clapping their hands over their heads in accordance to the beat.
Cast of DOTM:Ooo, ooo, ooo
Vanessa:
If I was invisible
Then you wouldn't see your impending doom,
If I was invisible
I'd make you cry tonight
If your parts were breakable
Then you can just cower while I stand
I would foil all your plans
If I was invisible
Wait, I already am!
The song finished with Vanessa doing some freestyle break dancing, followed by a provocative chair dance.
All the Followers in the room began to get increasingly uncomfortable.
"Um, you know Nym, it's been great, but we really should get going." Muttered Stanton as he walked backwards to the door.
"Wait!" Proclaimed Nym, "You have to do a finale at least!"
The Followers all shrugged, "Ok."
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The end of the chapter!
Next Up: Finale Prt I: The Followers
Reviewers:
Guacamoli: Im sry : ( I've only got two more chapters left and they've already got songs. Sigh. Maybe if I ever do a sequel, I promise we didn't start the fire will be the first one I'll do cuz that sounds hilarious
Spike&Buffy: Lol tyvm
Theotherdaughter: Again, my apologies, but there's not gonna be anymore songs. But I'll do that one if I write a sequel
Sivasurferbabi: Out of your chair? Oh my, are you alright?
Goddesses-r-cool: hmm…intriguing…. Lol thanks for reading! Hehe here's Vanessa singing Invisible
Psychobunny410: I try my best : )
ReadingOwl23: LMAO! You go Stanton!
Cally: Lol truth hurts indeed…
StormAngel13: Glad to see you again! Hugs
Toodles
!nym!
