Okie-dokie peeps. My bestest friend ( She's writing in italics name- BurningBrightly, Angel in Hell, Life's not Perfect, Oh My Giddy Aunt, and many more.) on the whole universe is with me
and may write some so laddies kilt up your kilts and let's have some Americanish fun. Both people run around in circles and yell It's MINE all MINE and you can't take it... MY PRECIOUS! cough cough both fall onto the ground, and start having seizures HAHHAAA! MINE HURTS MORE!
You yourself and um... you need some help if your reading this story, because you will soon develope a tumor. If you steal ANY of this I, the GREAT FLYING LLAMA/ SERIAL KILLER/ MENTAL INSTITUTE ESCAPEE will drain you of blood, chop off your head, lick it, stuff it with garlic, butter, and PREGO sauce, eat your intestans and share you with my friends and calling you a delicusy. YAY! evil maniac's laughter echoes off the cave
We're in a cave?
UMMM... Yeah! I already told you. Stupid person I DAMN YOU TO HELL! laugh laugh, chuckle, chuckle, pause high pitch giggle was heard and then... WHERE"S MY MAKE-UP! Did Sirius take it, AGAIN!
We'll now start the story
NEVER! I won't go down without a fight!
Is it time for your nappy?
Yes! runs out of the room, clutching her pink, frilly teddy bear while sucking her thumb
Now my friend (writes in italics) will be writing with me and she's gonna play ARTEMIS. cheers echo off the cave wall
When DID we get in this cave?
We're in a cave?
UMMMM... YEAH you said it,too. Now, Artemis, is like Lily, punkish and that crap, athletic, best friends, pureblood, some relatives you find in the story, and she knows The Marauders, Emerson, and ADDY.
Artemis Something, I'm not sure what the hell her last name is- wait no it's Zabini! YAY!
16 -Same age as Lily
Cousin to Zabini
Long Black hair that's wavy
pale skin
Silver eyes with slight blue flecks
Sort of tall, not really, 5'7"
thin, pretty
NOW! GET ON WITH IT! Wait, I have an idea... evil grin DIEING person on the road! watches friend run to the corpse and start to drink the blood
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now, FINALLY we're on with the story...
Previously
Lily's POV
As I walked back to my room from retreving my newly fixed skateboard. I put the key in the lock when I heard a bark come from down the hall.
"Padfoot, come on I think its this way," a voice said. I stopped dead in my tracks. What did he say? Padfoot? It can't be them. Not hereI slowly turned to see what I had been fearing.
NOW ON WITH THE REAL STORY
Artemis's POV
I bounded up to LIly, my best friend, and glanced at her nervous face.
"Are you okay, Lily. You look pale, you could pass as my sister if you didn't have your hair, eyes, structure, enemies... ummm so you couldn't be my sister. Oh, well. And aren't you going into the apartment? It's sort of drafty in here."
I couldn't let her see who had been behind me, talking about their new apartment. But, of course my demands of going in went into a corner and died. I could here their loud voices even from here, and the aura of arrogant persons floating with it.
And then the worst possible thing that could have happened besides running into my mentor and/or blowing up came around the corner and ran straight into us. Now let's give three cheers for awkward silences! YAY!
"What the hell are YOU doing here?" I demanded after almost five minutes of the uncomfortable silence.
"I could ask you the same. But if I answer you have to, too. I LIVE here." Sirius said pointing to the door across from us. The door STRAIGHT across from OUR apartment.
I glared at them and informed Potter and Black, "Lily and I live in this apartment. And are you Stalking US? I mean, you've been everwhere we've been. I've made up my mind..." I paused dramaticly,"You ARE stalking us. Now, go tear down your shrine of us, because we would first go give my cousin's friend Lucius a kiss before we would give you two a spare thought. Go bugger off somewhere."
Lily's POV
"Okay, umm let's go... skateoarding," I said as we finally got away form those idiots.
"Yeah, whatever," Artemis answered grabbing her skateboard. We spent about five minutes skateing up and down sidewalks. Makeing people jump and/or fall over, and we were laughing at them. Well, mainly Artimus. As we jumped over an old man I was sure he had a heart attack. Then out of nowhere Potter and Black came skating around the corner, and from the other direction came Addy and Cammy Makentosh.
Cammy Makentosh was a rejected wanna-be prep who started to hang out with Chesed (our group). She was the girliest of everyone that made our group up. She was annoying, preppy, a Marauder stalker (we were still trying to beat that out of her system. Mainly me, Artemis, Addy), bonde (inside and out), salon tanned skin, and bright blue eyes. The perfect Barbie as our group liked to call her. She was best friends with Chesed, us, and Davie. Davie was a short -midget- who was, queer. Okay, so he scared the hell out of us at times, but we sort-of got used to him tagging along at times.
When I saw Potter and Chesed- the GROUP- I pulled out my lovely pistol and shot everyone in the street. I cackled with glee and jumped on everyones faces and stomachs. I left Potter, and then ran up and kissed him. We ran skipping off into the sunrise and concocted a plan to take over the world and Pluto with Addy's monkey.Chesed, and the Marauders were spared and we all lived happily ever after, the END.
Hopefully none who read that were stupid enough to belive that I would actually have a pistol. I really have a shotgun. Everything else was true.
NO. HAHAHAHA. I was lying, although Addy does have a monkey. Now on to the real story.
When I saw Potter I stopped and and shot a glare his way and complained to Artemis, "I'm really starting to believe your verdict of them being stalkers. They are everywhere we are." I shot them another angry glance and groaned. "Ugg, look who are with the Marauders! This is NOT my day.Emerson's supposed to be on our side. Grrr."
"Sera, Seraphine, guess what," Artemis yelled as she skated over to me.
"Don't call me that in public. Someone could hear! And what? Are the Marauders leaving Hogwarts?" I asked hopefully.
"Lily no. They're not. But something even BETTER is happening!" Artemis informed me.
"Are they Dying!" I practically screeched. I performed a little dance of triumph. "YES!"
"Hhaaahhhaaaaa! No. But, all of Chesed will be reunited, even during school! Because, Addy and Emerson are going to HOGWARTS! Whoot WHOOT!"
I looked at Emerson and asked, "Is it true? Or are you telling a pack of lies to Artemis?"
Emerson nodded and a small smile played on his lips. "Yeah. It's true. I'm going."
Addy's POV
As I bounced down the road with Cammy, or Eartha as I called her, I saw the rest of Chesed together on the road. 'Hello,' I thought with a grin 'What are they doing?' I bounded the rest of the way down to Artemis, Emerson, and Lily. "What UP?" I inquired energeticly. "Did you hear the good news? I saved a bunch of money on my broom insurance, by switching to Sellamanders! Yeah, and the other news. I'm going to Pig Zits. Such a funny name for a school, don't you think?" I glanced around the street and saw- Sirius! Sirius was the guy who could be as hyper as ME! Not something an everyday person could do. I skated on my polished skateboard to meet him at the corner of the street.
I heard Cammy screaming because she'd spotted them, too. She gabbled into her phone and her scary, midget side-kick ran over. No no, he dug to her. Like a mole. Mole's are midgets and dwarves in disguise, so it was only logical for Davie to be one, too. That probably solved the world hunger, that did. I shook my head and stopped in front of Sirius, who I called Padfoot, like his friends.
"Yo! What up, Padfoot? Guess what!" I said to Sirius quickly.
"Umm. You solved world hunger? Well, I solved it on Tueday, so you couldn't of."
"Ahh, crap. Okay I...ummm... condenar... Don't ask, new word. Umm.. I gave all hippies haircuts. What now? What NOW!"
"Well, I don't now. What is now?... Wierd. Funky Monkey. New Saying of the month." He answered seeing my confused look. "What does condenar mean?"
"Condenar means,(cough cough) Damn. What does Funky Monkey mean?"
"It means Funky Monkey." "LIAR!" I screeched while shoving Sirius, but it had no effect whatsoever. "Your right. I'm so sorry forgive me FORGIVE ME!" Sirius started to sob and went on his knees in a begging position. "No, Padfoot. Not the eyes. Don't do IT!" I yelled while trying to tug my hands out of his.
He did it. I knew it I knew he would... he gave me the... PUPPY DOG EYES! NOOOOO. We're all doomed! "I forgive you. Just stop the bedooming eyes. Please!" I started to weep on his shoulder. Hysterically. Which atracted quite ALOT of stares. So when we finally stopped our faces were streaked with tears of mirth. (Angel in Hell's note- You're gonna get a lot of these, so hold tight. My sidekick, Mr. FuzzUms the Sumo I AM NOT THE FREAKIN' SIDEKICK. YOU ARE, 'CUZ I STARTED IT! SHUT UP! thank you. now. my sidekick grrrr didn't know what mirth means so here you go. Mirth- glee, happiness, hysteria-I think so anyway. Now back to the wonderful novel.) Still laughing every two seconds we finally made our way to the rest of the Marauders and Chesed on our wicked awesome skateboards.
When we did, we SO wanted to run away in fear because, what we saw was not to our liking.
Hahhahahahahhahahahahahah. Hehehehehehehehehhe. Cliffie, eat fresh. Just like Publix, eat fresh. Now we are finally ending this sad little tale of wisdom and hysteria.
We are also filled with sorrow that we have to inform you that all our little mole people that we have been training to take over the world through glue, have, sadly, died. Of tumers. BUT NOT PHILIP.
Tootles peeps.
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