I know I haven't updated this in a while and I wasn't planning on updating but I got some new ideas. And Percy is still in school. Disclaimer: Everything belongs to someone besides me.
Vi is angry at Dumbledor's portrait. She's staying in mine because for some reason she thinks this will make him angry. I don't know what reason she has to be angry with him it didn't seem like he did anything wrong. Vi was a little tipsy yesterday afternoon and when Professor Snape walked past she called him a greasy-haired old fogy but that wasn't all. After, when Semus and Dean walked past she shouted some rude thing at them something about being friskier than the owls. And even worse Dumbledor dropped down in time to see the whole thing Apparently Snape went running to the portrait to tell on Vi and Dumblerdor came to check in on her.
At least she was there for some of the best gossip that I've not only heard but witnessed first hand. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley have been seen several times coming into the common room just before morning minuets apart.
Oh no, here comes the whole Weasley clan. The terrible twins, Fred and George, Ron, and Ginny the youngest and only girl. The boys seemed to almost be interrogating her.
"Ginny where were you last night?" One of the twins asked. The girl just squeaked and didn't ask her. The boy tried again. Still he didn't get an answer.
Then, the girl did one of the best escapes I've ever seen. "I think I'm going to be sick!" She yelled and raced down the hall she even made sound effects after rounding the corner. She must have ducked into a room after that because after the boy past a few doorways she came out and went over to my portrait.
"Quite impressive,' I told her, 'best I've seen in years."
Then, she said the password thanked me and went in.
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The next morning, Harry Potter let out a scream and went running through the portrait. Vi and I had no idea what was wrong with him until I saw four Weasley boys in varying degrees of dress chasing after him. By then Vi and me were laughing so hard that we almost wet the portrait if portraits could go to the bathroom. Then little Ginny came running out with a frying pan chasing after her brothers. Now that I think about it I'm not sure where she got the frying pan but that isn't important right now. Then A few seconds later all the Gryffindors came running out and they also were in varying degrees of dress. Colin Crevey was in the lead taking pictures like crazy only wearing the pants to his pajamas and a robe. Well Vi and I instantly decided to join the chase running from portrait to portrait. By the time we could see Potter and the Weasleys Colin had caught up too and was taking pictures of everyone and everything. He got one of me and Vi running through Dumbledor's portrait. Dumbledor looked more amused than angry but yell a bit anyway. I think he felt bad for poor Potter who had lost half his robe and was standing there in his underwear after Percy taking a wild grab at him ended up with Harry's pants in his hand. Colin was still taking pictures and by then we had gotten the attention of most of the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs and all the teachers.
"Miss Patil please go tell the house elves to delay breakfast a few minuets. Mr. Weasley if you wouldn't mind could you give Mr. Potter his pants back? Mr. Creevey could you please stop taking pictures. Professor Snape I don't think it's overly appropriate for you to be laughing right now." Dumbledor finished and everyone either went to his or her common room to finish dressing or to the Great Hall for breakfast. Me and Vi went back to my portrait.