Category: Attempted Humour. The second weirdest crossover ever, with 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' (The first was with 'The Weakest Link')
Spoilers: None really, just harmless ramble. A couple of characters mentioned from season four, but out of context.
Season/Sequel info: Set anywhere, it doesn't really matter, although previous knowledge of some of the characters involved would mean you got more of the attempted jokes.
Rating: PG, and that's going a bit over the top.
Content Warnings: Nothing, except badly written parody without a plot.
Summary: What? It's supposed to have a story line? Oops! Anyway, it's basically when a few of our friends (and enemies) from our favourite TV series go on the TV show, 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' That sounds fun…
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this wonderful stuff. Unfortunately. I wish I did, but the lucky devils at ShowTime, Gecko and MGM have the pleasure, so I guess I'll just have to be content with doing what I do now, writing for fun. I don't get any money for it either. Sigh. And I don't own 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' either. Thanks to the BBC for letting me play around with that. Oh, and they don't give me any money either, damn! I should also thank whoever makes the desk calendar – all the questions are from it, so if you think the answers are wrong blame them, not me!
Author Comment: If you've read 'The Weakest Link SGC Style' then you'll have a good idea what to expect here. A very similar premise, but with the other popular gameshow on the TV at the moment. So, R&R, let me know whether you like it better or worse. If you hate it, there's always my fairytale fics...
"Hello, and welcome to today's special edition of the couples edition of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'! Today we are welcoming a number of couples from the US Airforce. Joining us today we have Samantha Carter and Jack O'Neill, from Colorado!"
"Hi."
applause, they wave
"Janet Frasier and Daniel Jackson, also from Colorado!"
"Hi there."
applause, they wave. Daniel seems to be a little camera shy, and tries to hide behind Janet. He doesn't succeed
"Teal'c and Dray'auc, from Chulak!"
"Greetings."
more applause, Teal'c nods
"And finally Harry Maybourne and Anise Freya!"
there is silence
prompters wave 'applause' signs at audience, who doesn't want to know
ahuge pause is followed by laughter as the producers play the wrong pre-recorded sound
lots of confused looks
applause soon follows as correct tape is retrieved
"Welcome to you all. Now, first is the 'fastest finger first' round, so let's go. Put these in order, highest rank first. A: Airman, B: Major, C: Captain and D: General."
music plays
"Right, let's see how you did with that. The correct answerwas DBCA,and you've all got it right except for Harry and Anise, but the fastest couple to do it was Samantha and Jack! Congratulations! To the hot seat!"