Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha.

Note: This is my first fic, please be nice. I wrote it, my sister (Last One Standing-Never Surrender) typed it out for me.

InuYasha vs. Beef Jerky

InuYasha was sitting by the well waiting for Kagome to come back from her era. She said she would be back in two days, in the afternoon. All he did when she was gone was sit by the well and wait for her.

Shippo would come visit but he would always get knocked on the head by the sad hanyou for spying on him. Shippo would then leave knowing that if he stayed around, he would get hit more.

"Oh made it." Said Kagome as she climbed out of the well, breaking InuYasha away from his thoughts.

"Finally." InuYasha said as he helps her out of the well.

"Thanks. I got you something new. It's jerky. You'll love it. Its precooked meet hardened. Ok?" she handed him over a package.

He looked at it while muttering a 'thanks', as she left to bring gifts to Sango and Miroku. She left him there thinking 'How do I eat it?'

He stuck it in his mouth, bit down and then pulled it back out. He had a confused look on his face. He put it back in, bit down harder and pulled. Nothing happened, and so he started to get mad.

After a few more tries he stops and looks around, "Alright, how do I open this?" he looked around for Kagome but remembers that she left. So he placed it on the ground and decided to use his Iron Reaver Soul Stealer, but that didn't work, instead the attack bounced off the wrapping and hit a tree.

"So you wanna fight do you, ok, why don't you meet my Tetsusaiga! Wind Scar!" sadly that bounced off and hit the other trees. InuYasha looked at the jerky in disbelief, then yelled in frustration. Then it hit him; Kagome would know what to do! So he ran to the village, and burst through the door, where he found Kagome handing Shippo poky.

"Kagome!" InuYasha yelled.

"What's wrong?" she looked at him, annoyance in her voice.

"I can't open this 'jerky' thing! I tired biting it, I used my Iron Reaver, EVEN Wind Scar! And it still won't come out of its barrier! I think it's working with Naraku." He glared at the package.

She looked puzzled for a moment and then started to laugh, she forgot to tell him how to open it.

"Are you telling me that you used all your attacks and it still wont open?" she said as her laughing fit turned into giggles.

InuYasha looked at her, "well, ya."

She laughed again.

"Ok what's so funny?" he said annoyed.

After she clamed down again, she stood up, took the jerky from InuYasha and opened it for him. As InuYasha watched her open it, he fell anime style and then jumped back up, grabbed it and started munching on it. "Thanks." He said between mouthfuls.

After he was finished, he asked Kagome how she was able to take the barrier off. Again she looked at him confused, but then realized it was the plastic he was talking about.

"What barrier?" she asked, making sure she was correct.

"The barrier around the jerky!"

"Oh, you mean the plastic?"

"Uh, sure. What's plastic?"

"Its not a barrier, it keeps the food fresh." She left it at that, knowing if she would continue he would only get confused. So after making some ramen, she sat down and talked with Sango, who was complementing on the lunch her mother made, and Miroku was drinking the pop she brought for him. As they were sitting, eating and talking, she silently laughed to herself thinking about the jerky and plastic.

'A barrier.'

Thank you, please remember this was my first fic. Please leave your comments.