Console chaos!

Chap 2

"Mom's gonna' kill me."

"Mom's gonna' kill me." Said a small voice from beside me.

I looked down, and there happened to be a small pink 'puff ball'

"Uh, can I help you?" I said a bit confused.

"Uh, can I help you?" He answered back.

"I'm not even going to compete with you.." I said getting up and walking away, only hearing the faint words of what I had just said.

I walked over to front door, and closed it, remembering I hadn't when they all arrived, from… Uh, hmm.

"Can anyone tell me where you guys are from!" I shouted through the corridor

"No one answered except a smaller mouse, looks like the other one, I wonder what his name-

" Pichu pi!" The little creature blurted out.

" Never mind. Anyways, where are you guys from! Anyone?" I said ignoring Pichu completely.

" Well, I guess it ain't ALL bad… As long as………" I said with a gulp.

" MY ROOM!" I yelled running up the stairs and around the corner.

I slowly opened the door, keeping my eyes shut; a very strong odor brought me to opening my eyes, but only the one. I glanced in at two characters were playing a video game, and a small monkey was bouncing on my bed. I walked over to the bed and pushed the monkey off my bed, and walked over to the TV, sitting down beside the creatures. They were playing Super smash bros. Can you believe it! Mario, and Bowser, playing Super smash bros…

"I almost hate to ask, but… Who's who?" I stuttered

"I'm Donkey Kong." Said Bowser.

"Me-sa-Falco!" Replied Mario.

"But, you guys know that Mario and Bowser are character choices… Right? I asked

"Yes, but I've always though I was fat…" Bowser answered

"And it doesn't hurt to be a little more, quick!" Said Mario

"Yeah, but… Uhh, oh well" I said getting up and starting for the door, when I tripped over the monkey ( Diddy Kong) And falling out side the door.

"And, stay out!" Shouted Diddy

On my way down the hall, I noticed something in the bathroom, out of the corner of my eye. I turned around and looked in, and Princess Zelda and Princess Peach were trying on my moms' make-up.

"No! That's my moms! Gar! " I shouted

"Ew, get out!" They both said, pushing my out.

I shook my head, and stood up, yet again, and began down the stairs. I was almost run over by, a speeding Yoshi, being ridden by Young Link. I shook my head and tried to step down again, but another speeding object went by; Link riding Epona.

" I TOLD YOU I'M BETTER!" Young Link shouted back at Link

" Hiuyaa!" Link shouted, I still don't know how to speak Hyurulian.

I walked around the corner, trying to forget what just happened, but walked into Marth and Roy standing on the coffee table, singing karaoke.

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi!" They both sang (slightly off tune, if you ask me..)

I walked back into the kitchen and pulled out a chair, sitting on it.

" This is the worst day, since that 5th birthday party at the zoo… I will never look at Rhinos the same way…"

" This is the worst day, since-" Came a small voice

"Oh, brother… Hear we go… Again."

" I will never look at Rhinos... "

To be continued………