Console Chaos
Chap. 3
" the same way again…" He continued
I ignored it and walked away from the mocking creature, turning into the dining area, where Donkey Kong and Mr. Game & Watch were having a pie eating contest, being supervised by peach ( I take it was the chef, because she's been ranting on about the ingredients she but in it) I shook my head and turned around walking through the hallway in a slump. And I heard it, the flapping of wings…and growing fast. I looked to my left, then to my right my eye was caught be a heard of winged Koopas, flying RIGHT TOWARDS ME!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I shouted diving for the ground.
"What the? I thought only Super Smash Bros came through. I ought to check this out." I said rubbing my chin.
I ducked under the oncoming Koopas and continued down the corridor. The trail led up the stairs into my room. I jumped to the side of the wall dodging oncoming Mario and Bowser charging down the stairs, screaming.
" It-sa-crazy in der!" I said holding his hat running by.
I began up the stairs more quickly this time and got to the top, the heard of Koopas already gone through. I started to hear blipping, getting louder as a approached the door. I grabbed onto the doors frame, peering in. When I seen Pac man going in circles trying not to get eaten by the ghosts. He rampaged past my followed by the ghosts, into the spare room. Silence. Boop! I louder boop from the rest, then three once pink, orange and green, rushed out but this time all one color, light blue. This time they were running from Pac man, Pac man was laughing triumphantly, yet some-what maniacal. I went back to my room were the TV screen was glowing bright blue and streaming numbered codes, consisting of 0's and 1's.
Then a streak of blue and a orange fox came out charging closely behind was the red dreadlocked echidna, Knuckles flew out of the light.
" Tails! Catch him!" He shouted swinging his fist.
I jumped out of the way as they rushed by. Shaking my head, I went back down the stairs and looked upon the chaos.
" This is udder chaos." I muttered
" No, I'm better!" a voice yelled
" Uh-uh! I'm blue!" Another answered back
" Well I'm pink!" said another.
I turned to see where the screaming was coming from. And there was twins dressed in Eskimo suits screaming at each other.
" Well who follows who's moves! The blue one shouted, sticking her tongue out.
The Pink one pulled out a hammer and an ice pick;
" WHO'S FOLLOWIN' WHO NOW!" She replied, chasing the other off.
"GAR!" I shouted grabbing a-hold of my hair.
"Ha, ha! You just cannot beat me Buddy. "Said Young Link On the ground laughing next to Yoshi.
Link growled at his younger version and took out his sword.
Young Link stopped laughing and hopped onto Yoshi screaming;
" MUSH!"
Now, filled with anger I pulled the sword from Links hands as he rode by. I ran into the Dining area screaming and hollering stuff, not even in a dictionary. I chased through the kitchen, up the hallway, the spare room, my room, back downstairs and into the living room, rounding up everyone along the way.
" Okay… Now, EVERYONE… stay… In… The… SAME ROOM! I screamed panting
I glanced over at Donkey Kong and a VERY fat Mr. Game & Watch arguing about how Mr. G&W was just lucky and that he let him win this time. Yoshi and Epona were keeping the Links from killing each other, The blue ice climber was keeping the pink one latched to the ground with a rope, while she waved her arms still gripping the hammer and ice pick, Zelda had lipstick smeared across her angered face. ( Must have been from when I took her here)
And Pikachu was standing next to me panting at the same pace as me. Relizing this, I turned my head and glared at him. Pikachu looked up at me to make sure he was copying everything I am doing, and did a double-take, noticing how angry I was.
" Pika… Pik.. a?" He said slowly backing away.
Pointing the sword at Mario I asked him;
" Now I wanna know where you guys came from… And I wanna know… now."
Mario just gulped,
" Mama-mia!" He said fainting at the sight of the sword
" Great… Any other suggestions?" I asked to the group waving the sword above my head.
To be continued……
