"OK, for £64,000, which of these characters appears in the Charles Dickens novel 'David Copperfield'? Is it A: Sarah Gamp, B: Nell Trent, C: Clara Pegotty or D: Lucie Manette?"
"It's C, Clara Pegotty."
"You, erm, you don't want to maybe use one of your lifelines maybe? To make sure?"
"No, I know that's the right answer."
"Oh, OK then. Well, you're right. Well done. So, now, for £125,000, the capital of Liberia is named after which US president? Is it A: Polk, B: Monroe, C: Grant or D: Cleveland?"
"Hey, Mark was there last week! It's B, Monroe."
"You don't want to take a 50-50 do you? You know, just to make sure?"
"Isn't that just another fancy way of asking me if that is my final answer?"
"Erm, maybe."
"Look, was I right? Just get on with it, please."
"OK, OK, yes, it's right. You win £125,000. Now, for £250,000, in mythology, Terpsichore was the muse of what? Was it A: dance, B: history, C: painting or D: astronomy?"
"Before I answer this, I just want to say thank you to Daniel. This will prove I do listen to what you say, and that it is useful. Occasionally. It's A, dance."
"You don't want to maybe phone him and check?" Sam and Jack both glare "OK, you don't. You're sure. You got it right though, well done. Next question, for £500,000, members of which religious order were known as the 'Grey Friars'? Was it A: Dominican, B:Canthusian, C: Fransiscan or D: Carmelite?"
"This was on Horizan last week… it's C, Fransican."
"You know, I happen to know that there is an overwhelming number of Fransican monks in the audience today – maybe you should use your 'ask the audience' and check with them!"
"Give it up, will you?"
"Alright. Can't blame a host for trying though, can you?"
"Yes, we can."
"But you won't."
"Yes, we will."
"Please?"
"Oh, alright then. If you get on with it."
"OK! I can do that… well, once again, Sam, you are right, I bet you'll miss out on the million though!"
"Why is that?"
"Because being a 'couples' edition you both have to answer at least one question each, so Jack has to answer the last question otherwise you'll both be disqualified!" confused looks
"I'm sure that wasn'tin the rules."
"It wasn't. I just added it."
"Can you do that?"
"I'm the star of this show – of course I can!"
"Typical."
"So, for £1 million, Jack. In the film 'The Wizard of Oz', which role was played by Bert Lahr? Was it A: the scarecrow, B: the tin man, C: the cowardly lion or D: the wizard?"
"Wow! It's A, the scarecrow!"
"What? How do you know that?"
"He's my role model – lack of brains, soft on the inside and always after Dorothy's heart."
"Right..."
"So, have we won then?"
"Are you sure you don't want to use a lifeline?" steely glares from Sam and Jack "OK, you're sure! Well, congratulations! You win £1 million! Be sure to enjoy it, won't you?"
"We will. Bye!"
"Good bye to you, Sam and Jack. They go back to Colorado in the US with a whopping £1 million!" applause as they leave the stage

"Right, now it's time for another 'fastest finger first' round. Fingers on your keypads everybody, here we go. Put these countries in order according to when they gained independence. A: Australia, B: India, C: Namibia, and D: the USA."

dramatic music plays

"Right, so let's see how you did. Well, the correct answer was DABC, but no-one appears to have got this right. Actually, only one couple appears to have attempted this at all, so Harry and Anise, please come to the hot-seat!"