Console chaos

Chap 4

" Great… Any other suggestions?" I asked to the group waving the sword above my head.

"Well I-" Ganandorf began.

" Don't even start." Link said cutting him off

" Well… Uhhh… Can I have the triforce?" He begged.

"No."

" One day… ONE DAY!" He shouted shaking his fist at Link, then ran off, out the door.

"Uhh-" I started.

"yeah, he always does that…" Samus blurted.

"Ok… So, how did you guys get here?" I asked

"I DON'T KNOW!" Pichu shouted from out of no where, then vanishing.

"Uhh-"

"WHY'S IT SO IMPORTANT!" Pichu screamed, popping out from underneath the couch.

" Ok… Who gave Pichu the sugar?" Dr. Mario questioned, we all know he does this when he eats it.

Giggling could be heard in the background.

"Sooooo-" I tried to ask again

" I know who it was!" Young Link shouted

" Who then?" Dr. Mario asked rolling his eyes.

"Captain Falcon!" He answered pointing to the corner, where Cap happened to be reading a Teen Magazine, and picking his nose humming the tune to ' Stop, in the name of love'

Realizing he had been caught, he laughed nervously and hopped out the window laughing like a lunatic. Everyone watched the window, hoping for something else to happen.

"Ahem!"

Everyone turned back to me.

" You know, I did ask a question…" I said

" Yeah, and? Peach said fixing her hair.

" Oh, you have really bad split ends!" Zelda said in shock

Princess Peach gasped.

"Let's go ask Marth advice on what hair care product to use!" Zelda Shouted

"Yeah let's go!" They both said skipping off.

" Hey…where is Marth?"

" Oh, he's tied up in the clo-" Falco began

Everyone stared at him.

" He was tone deaf and annoying me!" He shouted at the crowd

No reaction.

Falco jumps out window laughing insanely.

" Wow, ok… Before anyone else jumps out the-" I said, cut off by a loud crash

Ganandorf hopped back through the window.

" Can I have the Triforce now?"

" Yea-no." Link answered bluntly. Ganandorf jumped back out the window laughing hysterically yet again.

A ding came from the kitchen, followed by smoke and a stench of smoke.

Everyone rushed into the kitchen, and seen Baby Bowser, baby Mario and Baby Luigi, standing by the oven in aprons and dusty chef hats.

" Ahem?" I cleared my throat

" What?" They all said teary eyes.

" Explanation." I said holding out my hand.

" I think your Easy Bake Oven is broken…" Baby Mario said placing a burnt, shriveled cake in My hands.

Everyone looked at Bowser, than Baby Bowser, then Bowser. Several people ahem'd

" What! I don't know who's he is!" Bowser

Everyone looked at Mario, then baby Mario, then Mario, then Princess Peach, Then Baby Mario, then back to Mario.

" A-what? Me a-don't know!" He said shaking his hands.

Everyone turned there heads to Peach.

She glanced around.

Then ran and jumped out the window laughing manically.

No one even got to Luigi before he screamed:

" IT WAS A FRAT PARTY!"

Everyone had a disgusted look on there faces.

I dumped the black cake onto the ground and walked over to the kitchen table and sat down.

" Why… Me!" I asked myself

" Why… Me!" A mocking voice said next to me.

This time, I slapped Kirby out of the room and out the window, me laughing hysterically now. Everyone went silent, and looked at me. I glared back, they look away.

"Can I have the Triforce now!" A voice said a-far.

To be continued….

Author here… Sorry Everybody for the mix up with the whole copying thing. It was actually Kirby copying my the whole time… not Pikachu, hence the word 'puff ball'

Author out.