Hey everyone sorry for the long delay, I had a shit load of homework to do plus I could not think of anything to do for this chapter. Now I have to warn you, there will be strong bloody gory violence. This chapter will also explain everything. Be prepared to be on the edge of your seats for this chapter. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the final chapter to Counterstrike Kenny.

Chapter eight: A final showdown

Stan knew why Kenny was crying. He was crying because he had punched Stan and called him many things. Kenny was crying very hard by now. Kenny slowly got up and faced the now unconscious Butters. While looking at Butters, Kenny noticed something weird. Where Butters was now lying, he saw that there was a bright red patch on the floor.

"Hey Stan did you notice this thing on Butters while you were battling him?" Stan looked to where Kenny was now pointing. "Kenny get away from that thing." It was too late Kenny already picked it up and instantly began to change. "Stan come here I want to show you something." With that he pulled out a knife from nowhere and started going toward Kyle. "Kenny fight it, it controls your mind, fight it." Kenny now turned to Stan and said. "Foolish human, I am not Kenny I am a clone of the great Cartman. I will now kill the damn Jew." Stan could not do a thing as he was a ghost. Kyle started screaming and backing up. Kenny laughed and ran toward Kyle. "Now I will finally kill the Jew! I can not believe it!" Kyle screamed and tried to run but Kenny trapped him.

"Kenny please you got to fight it. I know you are still in there." Kyle said to Kenny. Kenny paused for a little bit. "Kyle"? He said. "NO I have to kill the Jew." He seemed to be arguing with himself now. "He is my friend." But I have to kill him. Enough!" Kyle gasped as Kenny ripped off the patch took out a lighter from somewhere and burned it.

"Kyle are you okay?" Kenny asked. HE held out his hand and Kyle took it. Kenny helped Kyle up. Suddenly there was a groaning from where Butters lay. Butters then got up and said "Where am I?" Butters seemed to be back to himself again now that the patch was off him. "Kyle grinned at the sight that Butters was no longer evil and out to kill him. "Butters we have to get to where Cartman is, he has Tweak held captive." Kenny said. "We have….." he checked his watch. "Holy Shit we have 5 minutes. We have to leave right now!" Stan looked around at Butters, he may be dead but Stan still had his powers. He looked into Butters and this is what he heard. "What happened why is Stan dead where does everyone have to go?" Stan sighed, Butters was back to normal

"Guys come on we have to go!" Kenny now sounded hysterical. Kenny was really scared. They had wasted all this time instead of saving Tweak. Kenny is now up the stairs and says, "Guys if you don't get up I will go." Kenny then ran out the door. Kenny ran with all his strength. He heard a shout from behind him. When he turned around he saw that Stan, Kyle and Butters were right on his trail. He smiled as he turned to run to help Tweak.

Lately things won't go my way

Tweak screamed as the deadly blade inched closer and closer to his feet.

Lately everything is grey

A mysterious person in the shadows watched how Tweak got closer and closer to the saw. It picked its nose a few times before thinking of something to do.

It feels like something

Kenny was now panicking as he did not know where Eric was keeping Tweak. He screamed and said, "Butters do you remember where Cartman is at? Some kind of hideout will do. Hurry for fuck sake hurry!" Kenny was now in a panic. He had only 2 minutes left before Tweak would be dead.

It feels like… nothing

Tweak was now crying because he would be dead any moment. HE watched as the saw started to inch closer and closer to his shaking feet. Any minute now he would get his leg sawed off.

So I came too far

The figure got up and walked over to where Tweak was being held. "Going somewhere miss?" a voice came from behind her. The figure turned around and saw a guard.

To end up this way

Butters thought about where Eric took him before he brainwashed him. "I think it was near where the shop class was. He turned it into a really high tech building." Kenny ran faster now only about 1 minute left before Tweak would meet his doom.

Feeling like I'm god

Tweak saw the deadly blade right in front of his feet. He could feel the saw ripping into his feet, blood was everywhere as the saw cut into his foot.

Feeling there's no way

The figure grinned in the darkness. With a swift karate kic, the figure kicked the guard right in the head breaking it. The guard went down with his neck broken and blood was flying from it. With that the figure ran to the control booth and flipped the switch.

So I came too far.
To end up this way.
Feeling like I'm god.
Feeling there's no way.

Tweak was very relieved to not have his foot completely cut off, but the saw did cut through a good amount of the skin. Blood was everywhere. His celebration was cut off as Tweak and the mysteries figure were surrounded by more guards. The figure in the shadows was able to disappear before the guards captured it. Tweak however was dragged away.

So I'm angry for today.
Anger's the only thing I've made.

Kenny was scared shitless. According to his watch they were too late. Kenny paused in his tracks and fell to the ground crying how he should have ran faster. Stan, Kyle and Butters caught up to the now trembling figure of Kenny. "Kenny, you tried your best but Tweak is gone. Let's stop the fat ass and avenge Tweak." Stan said trying to comfort the now sobbing Kenny.

Suddenly there was a big flash of light, and Kenny looked up and saw a girl that he knew very well indeed. "Kelly! It is you. I am so glad to see you, but alas poor Tweak got killed by the saw and we were too late." By this time Kenny had his arms around his girlfriend. "Kenny relax" she said trying to comfort Kenny. "I managed to save him, but some of Eric's guards surrounded us. I managed to get away but Tweak did not. I think that they might keep him hostage somewhere. If we hurry we can get to him in time." Here she picked her nose again.

Kenny was very relieved that Tweak was not dead, but still sad at the idea of him being held captive. Together the five friends hurried to help save their friend. It took a long time but when they finally got to the old preschool they saw that it had changed a lot. For one thing it now looked very gloomy. Where the old playground was, there was a three foot building. It kind of looked like it was an office building of some sort. "Damn dude Cartman really did something with the place. Look I see the main entrance." Everybody looked to where Stan was pointing and indeed they saw the main entrance.

"Come on guys we should go in." The five kids walked to the door. All of a sudden they heard a loud noise. "Uh guys I think this was a trap." Butters said. Right after he said this the floor gave away and everybody fell down the trap door.

Kenny was the first one to wake from sleep. He tried to move but soon found that he was tied by a piece of rope. He looked around and found the other 4 tied and bound together too. "AHHHH welcome everyone. I am so glad you can DROP in. Kenny turned to look where the voice was coming from. Near a computer of some sort stood Cartman, he was laughing at how Kenny was trying to get free. "FOOL, you can not get untied. BRING HIM TO ME NOW." Cartman demanded. Several guards came over to where Kenny was tied and untied him. Before Kenny could even get away, the guards had him in their grasp and dragged him over to where Cartman stood. "Now Kenny, I would like you to do a favor for me." Cartman reached into his back pocket and brought out a sharp pointed dagger. "Now if you run from me, I will kill you on the spot if you attack me, I will send your little friends down below." Kenny now realized that they were on a narrow beam. The glass floor was see through and he could now see that underneath everything were sharp saws and other really sharp objects. "YES that is right Kenny. I knew you were going to come and I prepared all this for you."

Kenny then knew what he had to do. Slowly he reached into his pocket and retrieved a remote like object with a big button. "Kenny are you stupid, I practically threaten to kill you and all you can think of doing is bring out a little gadget that will not help you."

Kenny grinned again and pushed the button. Instantly Stan, Kyle, Butters and Kelly stepped out from behind a pole. "WHAT! But they are tied up how can this be?" Cartman was looking at where the five people now stood to where he thought they were tied up. "Wrong Cartman, you see when we went on the doorstep; I thought that we were going to fall into a trap so before I stood on the doorstep I got out test robots of my friends here. I then told the real Stan, Kyle Butters in Kelly to warp in here when I pushed the button. You see Kelly here can warp from place to place. As long as someone is holding on to her, then they will be able to warp too."

Here Kenny paused to look at the dumbstruck look on Cartman's face. "Never mind I can still kill you with….. This!" With that he took out his own remote control and pressed the button. Instantly, the floor started to open up. "Guys get out of here. Kelly warp out of here I can take him, just leave." Kenny shouted. Kelly gave him a shocked look but gathered up everyone and then vanished. Kenny then turned to look at Cartman. "Oh Kenny, it was really sweet of you to stay but I think you would have been better off if you have went with them." He then held up the dagger and before Kenny could move, Cartman stabbed Kenny in the heart. Kenny looked down at his chest, which was now bleeding. With one shocked facial expression he fell back onto the floor. He was dead before he hit the ground.

"YES! I win, I win yes. He tried oh he tried but he was still unable to beat me." With that Cartman turned around and walked out of the room. A few minutes later a ghost form of Kenny appeared from the still and shattered body. He was dead, but instead of going up he just stayed where he was. A man then appeared in front of Kenny and Kenny realized that he was god. "Kenny, you are very noble indeed to try to stop Cartman. You sacrificed your life so your friends can get away. That is the act of a hero. Though you are dead I will give you a choice. You can return to your body and have your life back as an immortal. Keep in mind that if you choose this option, that you will die and go to heaven after Cartman has been thrown. The other option is to return to your body, and go back to your normal life and not being immortal. If you choose this option then you will stay on earth as well as your friend Stan. If you die again you will return after an hour every time. So young hero what will it be.

Kenny thought about it really hard. If he were to choose the first option he will be back to an immortal but when Cartman is thrown from his destruction, then I will leave. If I choose the second option then I will return to earth with my old life of dying and coming back later. Kenny thought some more about the decision. If he were to choose the second option he will also return Stan to his body as well as himself if he were to win. "I have come up with a decision. I choose to return to my body and live life till I die. I think that would be the best option." Kenny said to God. God smiled, "Kenny you have done well, as a bonus gift you get this." HE took out a huge sword that had a sharp point. "Use this to battle the evil one and you will find it to match his power. You will wake up NOW!" Kenny felt himself floating towards his body. He awoke in a second. He saw the knife still implanted within his chest. Carefully he took it out of his chest. The huge wound that was there in one second was gone in another. "Okay Cartman. I am ready for you this time." HE got up and noticed the sword on the ground. HE picked it up. He could feel a surge of power run through him. Slowly he walked toward the door that Cartman went out of earlier.

He could hear voices coming from somewhere. He went through another hallway and what he saw nearly killed him. Butters and Kyle and Kelly were surrounded by Cartman and his guards. Stan was also there but since he was a ghost he could not do anything. "Leave them alone you fat piece of shit." Kenny shouted across the room. Cartman stopped dead because he knew he was in trouble. "Kenny, what a pleasant surprise," he said in a false state of happiness. "I thought I killed you what was wrong." Kyle gasped, "WHAT CARTMAN KILLED YOU!" he said while not believing it himself. "YES he killed me, but I came back, and because of my sacrificing myself for my friends I was given another chance." Here Kenny walked down the stairs. "Why Kenny, I thought you knew better to come back after you died." Here Cartman ran at Kenny, but Kenny held up his sword and Cartman stopped in his tracks. Kenny then took the sword and slashed down at Cartman's left hand. The hand exploded at the sword's touch. Blood and veins sprayed everywhere. Kenny now had a face full of Cartman's blood. "Kenny, please we can work something out." Kenny shook his head, "No Cartman I will not compromise, you killed me and your reign of terror is over." With that Kenny slashed the blade and touched Cartman's body. Instantly it exploded and Blood and intestines flew everywhere. Blood covered the ceiling and floors and everyone who was near by. Cartman's head was left. "Kenny I will get you back for this. Mark my words I will make you pay." Kenny then hacked at the head and that too exploded. Everyone was silent as they were watching Kenny. Then Stan started to glow. "Guys what is happing with me?" Then Stan started to become solid again. He looked down at himself and smiled. Kyle grinned and ran towards Stan. The two embraced in a hug. Kenny smiled as slowly the sword he held in his hand started to fade.

One Week Later

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Kelly and all their friends held a funeral service for Cartman. It had been a week since Kenny had killed Cartman. They were all glad that it was all over. When it was Kenny's turn to say something about Cartman, he took his girlfriend with him to the podium. "If it weren't for this charming young lady, we would all die. Cartman had his flaws but he would always get through them. I am sure he would go to hell for what he had done, I am sure god would forgive him. I really think my friends should get full credit for helping me." Here Kenny turned to the now crying pair of Stan, Kyle, Tweak and Butters. "I am very glad that everything is back to normal. With that let's go out for some punch and pie!" Everyone cheers and runs out of the memorial. Only Stan, Kyle and Kenny remain along with Kelly. "Guys why don't you help me bury the casket with Cartman's remains. Then I will go to the party with you." They all agreed and together they lifted the casket over to an open grave they pushed it down into the ground and started to bury it. When the task was done, they ran off to join the party. The grave that they left was silent and eerie looking. There was a sudden movement in the dirt and a fat pudgy hand appears and the words "I AM BACK!" are heard in the wind.

The End?

Well that is the story I hope you enjoyed it. I would like to thank some people. First to my pen pal in CANADA Nikki, she helped with most of the inspiration. The second to my constant reviewer Stackles and all those who reviewed. I would like to thank fanfiction for giving me the idea. I would also like to thank MATT AND TREY PARKER FOR CREATING A WONDERFUL SHOW.

The song used in the story is not mine it is the property of Korn and it is called No Way I think it is called that. Anyway I am thinking of doing a sequel to this story where Kenny is mysetersly dying more then usual. Determined to find out the cause of it he discovers something horrible. Another fic that I am considering is one where Kenny falls in love with the new girl at school. That one may be coming soon. Anyway please let me know what you thought of this story. Thanks for reviewing for me guys. Look forward to more from me. Got to go See you.

Kenny signing off