J.C. the Wabbit: I forgot to add the disclaimer….

I don't any of the Looney Tunes, WB has all those legal rights. Songs and anything else that may appear are also owned by someone else. Everyone else belongs to me, mwa ha ha!

There's a new rule here where we can't give personal messages or something like that. It's stupid, really…But I'll do it all here in this chapter. For the record, I always read my reviews and I'm always open to suggestions. I just can't single you out anymore...

Shout out to all my friends who helped me overcome my writer's block. Thanks y'all! -hug-

And to the individual who sent me those threats, (I bet you're reading right now)….BOOYAH!

Er hem….Anyways….

Something Rotten

The next morning began as any other. Lola and Bugs woke up from a goodnight's rest. The kids were still fast asleep. Bugs got into the shower; Lola went to the kitchen to start the coffee. As soon as Bugs came out, Lola went in to take her shower. Everything seemed normal.

"Splish splash I was taking a bath,

Here on a Saturday night," sung Lola as she took her hot shower. She then heard a weird sound but then dismissed it.

"So I stepped out the tub,

put my feet on the floor,

I wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door, and then a…what!"

Lola stopped, for when she opened the door some kind of weird smoke had filled the house. She started coughing and feeling dizzy as it filled the bathroom.

"Computer!" called Lola through coughs, "activate…vent system!"

At her command, the vents in her home activated and sucked up the gas. When it cleared, Lola put on her clothes and went through the house checking if everyone was fine. They kids were still asleep in their rooms, unaffected by the gas. She then checked on Bugs in the kitchen.

"Bugs? Are you ok?" she asked

"Huh? Yeah I'm ok," he said getting up from the floor.

"What happened?"

"The toaster oven exploded,"

"A toaster oven is gonna cause all that weird smoke?" she said confused

"Weird ain't it? I just put two slices of bread in dere, toined it on, den boom!"

Lola didn't buy the story at all.

"Don't worry about it, I'll buy a new one on the way home, honey,"

Lola cocked an eyebrow at the last word.

"Honey!"

"Eh…babe! I meant babe! Sorry, slip of the tongue…"added Bugs quickly

Lola stared at him.

"Are you sure you're ok? You don't seem like yourself today," she said

"I'm fine trust me," he said reassuringly

They sat down to drink their coffees. Lola was still uneasy about Bugs' behavior. She eyed him suspiciously then looked at her watch.

"Bugs, you better hurry or you're going to be late,"

"Eh? Oh yeah, gotta jet!"

Bugs walked towards the door. He looked a little lost though, until Lola came to him and gave him his briefcase.

"Bye Lola," he said giving her a small peck on the cheek. At that, Lola stepped in front of the door and locked it leaving Bugs inside the burrow.

"What's going on?" asked a confused Bugs

"Oh, so what if you're a little late…lets have a little fun before the kids wake up," she said seductively edging closer and closer to him. Bugs gulped and took a step back.

"But, Lola…"

"Please," she said sweetly wrapping her arms around him, "you know you want to…oh, you're so bad…"

Bugs cracked a smile then said, "you have no idea."

Lola then smiled wickedly, "Bugs…"

"Yeah?"

"Watch the birdie," she said kneeing him in the groin

"Ah!" he screamed in a soprano voice

Lola then gave an uppercut into his face.

"What are you doing!" asked Bugs as he tried to gain his posture

"You're not my husband!" she said kicking him in the gut.

He held himself in pain, "What!" he yelped.

"For one thing, Bugs doesn't give me a 'peck' goodbye," she said giving him another kick.

"Bugs never says 'gotta jet' and he would never say 'you have no idea' after I say 'you're so bad'," she said picking him up

"And he never EVER calls me HONEY!" she yelled. She gave him a huge punch across the face. He stumbled over some furniture. Lola caught him then thrust him against the wall.

"Who are you and what have you done with Bugs!" she demanded

"I don't know what you're talking about!" he denied

Lola slapped him, then grabbed his neck.

"Tell me!"

"Ah…agh…" was all he could say

"Mom?" came a little voice. Lola looked down and saw Tanya staring at her.

"What are you doing to daddy?" she asked

"This isn't your daddy," she answered

"Mom! Say it ain't so!"

"Tanya, please," said Lola, "This is an imposter."

"A what?"

"A pretender,"

"He's pretending to be daddy? But where's my real daddy?"

"That's what I'd like to know," said Lola as she tightened her grip, "go to your room."

"Aw, but mom…"

"March young lady!"

Tanya reluctantly went back to her room. Lola focused on the imposter. The imposter still struggled, but he couldn't get free. He was weakening and losing consciousness. Lola let go of him. He dropped to the floor, gasping for breath.

"Computer," said Lola. A screen opened from a nearby wall.

"Yes?"

"Put him on lockdown,"

A robot came in and grabbed the imposter. It carried him to a room and rode an elevator downstairs, where the robot locked him in a hidden cell.

"How on earth did he get in here?" wondered Lola aloud.

"Computer, show me surveillance from the last half hour," she commanded

The computer screen then split into four smaller screens, each with different rooms in the burrow. The security tapes played, she saw when the rooms filled with smoke. Then from the hallway screen, two dark figures fell from the ceiling. They ran to where the kitchen would be. Minutes later, one of the dark figures came back and jumped back up, only now it was carrying something large. She continued watching the tape; she saw when the vents cleared the smoke and everything that happened afterwards.

"Show me the outdoor surveillance tapes," commanded Lola

The four images changed to the outside. There she saw some sort of vehicle, a strange jet. Two guys were digging a large hole then two others placed a tube at the opening. They activated the pump that the tube was attached to. After a few minutes, one of the bigger guys took off the tube then two others jumped in. After a few minutes, one came back out carrying an unconscious Bugs out of the burrow. They all cleared their supplies swiftly, plugged the hole, and then took of in their jet.

Lola glared at the screen. She was enraged and worried all at the same time. Then the computer face reappeared.

"Incoming transmission from HQ," it said

"Receive transmission," said Lola

A small projector appeared from the bottom of the screen. It projected a holographic image of the Boss, who was an old man in a black suit.

"Agents, we have a crisis on our hands. Our security mainframe as been breeched, top secret information has been stolen. All Agents are to be in a state of high alert until the culprit is brought to justice,"

"What kinds of files were stolen?" asked Lola

"One containing the assignments of all the Agents of the Force,"

"Do they have our profiles?"

"No, just your names,"

"Any suspects?"

"Well…no not really…"

"Do we have any leads?"

"Yes, we traced the hacker to somewhere off the coast of Japan,"

"What can we do?"

"We need all available Agents to report to HQ, ASAP,"

"I'll be there in a while,"

"Didn't you hear me just now?"

"I have an issue to deal with first,"

"Now wait just a minute!"

"Sorry Boss, Computer end transmission,"

"Hey! You can't…" was what he managed to say before being cut off.

"Transmission terminated," said the computer

Lola went to the phone and called her mother,

"Hi mom,"

"Hello Lola!" answered Gladys

"Can you do me a favor? Can you watch the kids today? I have things to do,"

"Sure thing dear, I'll be there to pick them up in a little while,"

"Thanks, mom. See you later,"

"Bye,"

After about half an hour, Gladys arrived to Lola's house.

"Thanks mom," said Lola, "the kids are ready to go."

"Where are my little darlings?" asked Gladys

"Here we are grandma!" said Sean giving her a hug

"Aw, it's my little baby!"

"Don't call me baby! I'm five!" protested Sean

"You're still a baby to me,"

"Where's my little girl?"

"Hi grandma," said Tanya appearing reluctantly from the corner

"Aw! My little girl!" she said giving her a hug

"Cut it out grandma!" said Tanya

"Kids, be nice to grandma," said Lola

"Why do we have to go?" asked Tanya

"I have business to take care of,"

"Does it have something to do with that guy I saw in the house earlier?"

"Lola!" said Gladys eying her evilly "What guy!"

"Mom! You have the wrong idea!" urged Lola

"I've taught you better than that!"

"No no, mom! Everything is fine between me and Bugs, trust me!"

Gladys glared at her daughter. Then she eased a little.

"It better be…" she mumbled. She turned around and held her grandchildren's hands. "Come on kids, lets go out for pizza."

"Yay!" cheered Sean

Tanya perked up, too.

"Bye mommy!" they said simultaneously

"Bye kids, bye mom!" called back Lola

Lola watched them as they drove away in the car. She went back inside and locked the door. She went to her room and went down in the hidden elevator. She arrived in her 'bat cave' and dressed into her spy outfit, which was black with silver gloves, boots, belt, and holster. She armed her laser gun and put on her communicator on her head.

"Computer, ready prisoner for interrogation," commanded Lola

"Interrogation process will proceed in two minutes," stated the computer

"I'm going to get answers," said Lola cracking her knuckles, "one way or another."