Interrogation

Lola entered the dark room, where the imposter was strapped to a metal chair. The robot removed his disguise revealing his true form. He had the same figure as Bugs, but his fur was dark brown. An ominous light shown upon him; bringing a shadow over his brow. He twitched when he heard her footsteps. From the darkness her figure slowly came into focus. He gritted his teeth as she stood in front of him, glaring.

"Now, are you willing to talk?" she demanded with her hands on her hips.

"I'm not telling you anything!" he blurted

"Don't make this hard on yourself,"

"I'm not afraid of a chick like you!"

"Chick?"

"Dame! Broad! Whatever you want Bi-atch!"

Lola cocked an eyebrow then crossed her arms. She slowly stepped back into the darkness, like a ghost. But her piercing blue eyes made her seem…demonic.

"I have ways of making jerks like you talk…" she called out from the darkness

The imposter looked around for her, but he couldn't find her.

"Bring it on! I can take it!"

Lola stepped out of the room and entered one adjacent to the interrogating room. It had a one-sided glass wall where she could look upon her prisoner.

"That's what you think…" she said to herself, "Computer, run Torture Sequence 10."

"Initiating Torture Sequence 10. Level?" said the computer screen that appeared beside her

"Max,"

The imposter heard a click. He looked around, then saw a horizontal line of light ahead of him. He peered at it through the darkness, determined to face whatever it could be. Then the Torture Sequence 10 began…

"NO! STOP IT! MAKE IT STOP!" screamed the prisoner

The sequence was bright and cheerful. It was full of smiling faces and cute little characters. They were sequences from several direct-to-video Disney sequels.

"AHH! THE LACK OF CREATIVITY! IT BURNS MY EYES!"

Lola herself couldn't see or hear the images, for her room was Disney proof. However, she could see him clearly and she grinned evilly at her prisoner's distress.

"Mwa ha ha!" cackled Lola. The computer looked at her strangely. Lola's eyes got wide as she realized something. "Hey, I'm not the villan!" she chuckled. The computer rolled its eyes.

"I"LL TALK! I'LL TALK! JUST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"

"Very well," said Lola, "Computer, end sequence."

"With pleasure," said the computer as she turned off the images

Lola walked back in. The prisoner was huffing and puffing. He couldn't take so much overrated cuteness all in one sitting. He slowly raised his head to look at her eyes; he was clearly terrified.

"I'm waiting…" said Lola

"I work for the Society of the Iron Claw. We were the ones who hijacked the computer files of the Force,"

"Why?"

"My boss wanted to locate all of the agents. I honestly don't know why."

"Why have you kidnapped Bugs Bunny?"

"I have no clue,"

Lola held a remote in her hand and pointed it to the screen behind her threateningly.

"I'm telling you the truth! All I do know is that I have been hired to act as a decoy. I was supposed to act as Bugs so no one would suspect his disappearance,"

Lola put her remote down.

"Where did you take him?"

"To our base,"

"Off the coast of Japan?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

"I'm asking the questions here, remember?"

He quickly shut his mouth.

"What are the exact coordinates of your base?"

"They're in my palm pilot. It's in my pocket,"

Lola reached into his pocket and pulled out his palm pilot.

"Good boy," she said while turning away from him, "you've served your purpose."

She walked out of the room. The floating computer screen approached her.

"Computer, ready my ship. Encode these coordinates into the jet,"

"Downloading coordinates," said the computer as it copied the codes via a connection cord.

"Also, deliver the prisoner to HQ,"

"Yes, Agent,"

Lola walked over to the hanger, where her sleek, high-speed jet waited for her. She climbed into the cockpit and strapped herself in. She flicked a few switches and the Jet slowly came to life. The platform underneath her rotated and faced the underground runway. The engine rumbled as Lola prepared to take off.

"Runway clear," stated the computer

"Permission to blast off," said Lola

"Granted,"

"Let's do this!"

She pushed on the throttle and the engine roared. The jet zoomed off onto the runway, out of the ground, and into the sky. The steel doors closed behind her. The jet soared high into the sky.

"Computer," commanded Lola, "connect me with HQ."

"Connecting with Force Mainframe…" stated the computer

"Get me the Boss,"

"Patching through…"

The holographic image of the Boss appeared on her windshield.

"Agent Bunny, you better have a good reason…" he began

"I do," said Lola

"Well? What is it?"

"Your culprits go by the name of the Society of the Iron Claw. I am flying to their base as we speak,"

"Society of the Iron Claw? Gracious…"

"You've heard of them?"

"Actually I have. They were created back before you joined us. There was a split within the Force, you see. Those who wanted to protect the world, from those that wanted to control it,"

"Do you know who their leader was?"

"It was so long ago. When they split, an Agent named Roadster McFox was the leader. He was one of the best, but even he fell into greed's trap. But I'm not even sure that he's still alive. It might be someone else following in his footsteps,"

"Whoever it is, they're going down,"

"I'm just wondering to how you acquired this information,"

"A member of the Society paid me a visit, you should be receiving him any minute,"

"Huh?" the boss then turned over to look over his shoulder. He then turned back to face her.

"We just received your delivery," said the Boss, "what happened?"

"They kidnapped Bugs. That guy tried to pose as him, but I saw right through him,"

"Any ideas as to why?"

"No clue, but I'm about to find out,"

"I'll send back-up,"

"Negative," said Lola, "they messed with my family. This is personal!"

The boss shook his head, "Agent…"

"Bunny, over and out,"

"Hey wait!" yelled the boss

"Transmission terminated," stated the computer

"Sorry, Boss," said Lola

Back at the office…

The Boss slammed his fists on the table in frustration.

"Ugh! She did it again!" he grunted.

He sat back on his chair and let out a disappointed sigh.

"How does she expect the Force to be with her if she never accepts it," he wondered

He got up and went down to where the package was delivered. He looked upon him then shook his head. The imposter gave him a look then looked down.

"Iron Claw scum," he muttered. The imposter didn't even avert his gaze. "Lock him up," commanded the Boss

Agents then took him and placed him behind laser bars.

Back on the ship…

"Computer, estimated arrival time?" asked Lola

"8 hours," responded the Computer

"Ugh…" muttered Lola

"Would you like to listen to music?"

"You're talking real music, right? Not corny elevator music,"

"You're in one of the most advanced air crafts on the planet, don't you think that there would be a quality sound system along with quality music?"

"Makes sense. Whatcha got?"

"Hip Hop, R&B, Rock, anything you want,"

"I need to get in the mood,"

"Ok,"

Then a song played…

"When I get that feeling,

I want a sexual healing…"

"Not that mood!" blurted Lola

"Be more specific then," said the Computer

"Something, upbeat. Something that makes me want to kick some butt. I know, play something from Bon Jovi,"

"As you command, Master,"

Then another song played…

"This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed…"

"Now that's what I call music!" said Lola as she nodded her head to the beat

"Hey, you can get fined for saying a copyrighted phrase!" said the computer

It's gonna be a long ride!