Eyeshield 21 is too brilliant to be the brainchild of me. Ps, there are no quotations, cause I don't like them.

Everybody already knows you're insane...


This had better be a fucking joke, Hiruma snarled, cocking his hand gun.

Wh-what joke? Sena stuttered. Why would we pull a joke?

You do have a point there, Hiruma agreed, rubbing his chin with his hand. He pulled the trigger anyway.

Of course, without aiming, he wouldn't be able to hit anything. Hiruma was good, but he wasn't that good, yeah?

But Sena shrieked anyway. It's true! he shrieked. Kurita is on a date!

And what about Mamori? Hiruma asked nastily. Don't tell me that they're fucking dating each other!

Sena trembled violently, but gave a meek nod.

FUCK! Hiruma howled.

We-well, Sena stammered. You did call up this meeting thirty minutes ago...

But Hiruma had already pulled out his book of threats, scribbling nasty things and chuckling darkly. Pipsqueak, he said finally. Hit the track. And since you're the only team member to show up for practice, I suppose you're the only one to focus on, yeah?


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