A really weird drabble for the jackoneill100 challenge: Spider.

Disclaimer: Nu uh!

Dedicated to: Kiri.

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"Holy—JACK!"

A shout.

"Geez, Daniel!"

"Kill it! Kill it!"

"Daniel, it's just a little—"

"OH MY GOD! Its coming closer!"

A note of panic.

"Daniel! Calm down!"

A reassuring smile.

"Calm! It's huge!"

A hysterical edge.

"Daniel—"

"Jack! I can see its eyes!

A scrambling thump.

"Daniel. Get off the table."

A roll of the eyes.

"Jack! Jack! It's trying to climb up!"

"Daniel…"

A suffering sigh.

"Fine."

And a squish.

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