I was walking on the beach in SanFrancisco, California one day. When I found an oyster. I thought to myself, "I wonder if there's a pearl in this." So, I took out a knife and opened it up. Inside was a glowing ruby. I took it out, and the glow from the ruby went up my arm and into my body. I felt different, somehow.
As the years went by I became taller, my hair grew to the bottom of my back, and my ears became pointed. I, also, no longer needed glasses or contacts. I could see as far as an elf from the Lord of the Rings. As if that isn't enough my eyes turned to a grayish-blue color. I became very intelligent. I was getting straight A's.
I graduated from college. I became the number one Egyptologist in the world. My life was perfect. I was traveling around the world giving lectures, and going to digging expeditions. At age thirty-two, I was working at the Egyptian museum in San Jose, California. I was living my dreams, at least most of them.