The donkey did it. I didn't do anything. He just ran over me and almost killed me. Dumb donkey. I needed to get revenge. So I picked up a rock killed him. That was in 39'. I was a teenager and was crazy. I'm 32 now, and my name is…………… SPONGEBOB!
Yes! It is me! SPONGEBOB! YES! YES! YES! O.K. Well, after that I went to jail for killing an animal. Yeah. And then, I broke out. I just kinda' bit my way out of the cell. And then they wanted me. The cops. I ran for a bit over a thousand miles. And then I got tired. And they tased me. 1taser.2 tasers.3 tasers.17 tasers. 85,000 volts of raw energy flowing through my body at one time. I lay a limp corpse. Dead were it not for the ambulance. And they took me back to the worst cell where I'm writing my story. And I'm planning on breaking out. Oh yeah. In the next chapter!