A/N: Wow. It's a little sad to say, but I think that this is my most successful story so far!!! Thank you to all who reviewed, and now I FINALLY can do those little "Reviewer Response" thingies that I've been DYING to do!! (rolls around on the floor giggling happily)

Nightmare: Yes, that's what I'm thinking of doing, or something like that. I'm not quite sure how it's going to go, though.

Montblancerk: I'm making Sain look gay? What? Sorry. I probably won't be doing any blunt pairings, cause that's SO not my thing. Although I do the LuciusXRaven thing just cause I have fun making fun of it. That'll probably be the only kind of "pairing" thing I'll do. P.S. There are weirder stories out there than mine, BELIEVE ME.

Thank you all for your Reviews!! I really do appreciate them! We still don't have a name for Isadora's horse.... Oh, yeah. If there are any Heath fangirls out there, you're probably gonna flame me good for this one! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ch.3: Heath's head on a platter!

Marcus exchanged glances with Oswin, but not really with Merlinus, cause he was still acting like an idiot. But he wasn't going to give them away, because now he was a QUIET idiot.

"Let the hunt begin..." Marcus said in a manly, "Terminator"-esque voice.

"Shut your trap, man!! You'll blow our cover!!!" Oswin whispered back.

"Hee hee hee!!" Merlinus snickered, "Hunting, hunting!!"

Marcus rolled his eyes and carefully took aim for the green haired mullet we all know and love. His finger began to tense, but then Guy decided to get up and dance his way right into Marcus' crosshairs.

"Blast! What does that idiot think he's doing!?" Marcus growled.

"Watch closely, Heath! Go on, Guess what I am!!" Guy said as he waltzed around stupidly.

"Yourself?" Heath guessed.

"Silly moo! Nope, guess again!"

"Ninian?"

Erk spotted Marcus in the bushes, "A moving target?"

"What?" Heath asked as he stood up. Two seconds later he was shot by a tranquilizer dart. "OW!!"

"EEEEEK!! ERKYSAVEME!ERKYSAVEME!ERKYSAVEME....!" Serra screamed over and over, running around in circles.

"HA HA!!!" Oswin laughed triumphantly, "He was a tricky one, that's for sure!"

"But we finally got'im!!" Marcus said, giving Oswin a totally righteous high-five.

"YAY!!!!" Merlinus cheered, running out of the bushes with a big roll of duct-tape held on high.

"W-what're you going to do with that?" Guy stammered, eyeing the duct-tape.

"You'll see soon enough." Marcus said as he turned the unconscious Mullet- er, I mean, Wyvern Lord onto his stomach.

Oswin began tearing long pieces of tape off the roll, "You sure he won't wake up, Marcus?"

"Yeah, positive."

"He said that there was enough sleepy stuff to put Hawkeye AND Hector to sleep!!!!" Merlinus said.

"What? What does that mean?" Oswin asked as he began to stick the pieces of tape side by side to form a Super-Duper Piece of Duct-tape!

"I don't know. I think Merlinus made that up," Marcus replied.

"Right. Let's do this thing, Homies." Oswin said Ghetto-Gangsta style.

"Forshizzle!" agreed Marcus.

"I'm scared..." Lucius whimpered.

Oswin stuck the Super-Duper Piece of Duct-tape! onto Heath's head and then turned to Merlinus who was still dancing around. "Now, it's time for you to become a man, Merly my boy!!"

"Whee!" said Merlinus, who without hesitation yanked the Super-Duper Piece of Duct-tape! off of Heath's scalp with a chilling "RIP!!!"

Marcus dusted off his hands, "That does it. Our work is done here."

Then Marcus & Co. contiued stalking on their way to their next victim.

The tea party looked on in stunned silence. The wind blew the tiny tuft of hair left on Heath's head while he lay there. He somehow appeared as half the man he used to be, and it was only a matter of time until he came to....

SOME TIME LATER!!!!!

Sain woke up and stretched widely. Boy, was he ever refreshed!

"I wonder if Kent ever found a replacement..." he thought out loud, "Eww! I have morning breath!" So, he went to brush his teeth.

In the castle Locker room, he stood in front of the mirror, hard at work brushing his teeth. He wanted to make those puppies really SHINE!

"Psst! Sain!!" came a whisper from a dark, obscure corner of the locker's section.

"Hmm?" Sain looked around.

"Over here. C'mere."

Sain wandered over to the dark corner where the voice was coming from, "Huh? Who are you?"

"You know who I am!"

"Ah, yes! Sir Wallace! What're you doing hiding back there?"

"Um, actually, I was wondering if you could do me a favor?"

Sain blinked, "Sure, what is it?"

"Actually, it's kind of a funny story, but, uh..."

"Sir Wallace?"

"Could you .... Help me get these panty hose off?"

"NOOOO!!!!!" Sain screamed and sprinted out of there as fast as his little knightly legs could carry him.

"Wait, Please! It's not what it looks like, I swear!!" came Wallace's voice pleading behind him.

A/N: That was shorter than I remember it being. Don't ask me where the Wallace in pantyhose thing came from, and don't ask me to write how he ended up in pantyhose. To be honest, the thought of it is rather disturbing to me. This chapter wasn't all that great, either. The next one is better! I kinda like it!

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