Disclaimer: I Don't own Naruto, But I do Own Lanshi and Naruto's Kids!
After moments of silence between the two Naruto answered:
"Hush….Sakura……don't hurt her! I'm the one who…..broke those dishes!"
"I know you're lying!"
"Okay! I am!"
Naruto tired to calm her down, but this had been the last of her worries. Kiki had a bad habit of being a prankster, which sadly upped her anger. Despite having short blonde hair and having cute looking eyes, and a very fast growth of the chest, this scared 9 year old had skipped school twice, defaced the academy's front door, and ripped up Sakura's childhood dress.
"Help me! I'm scarred! Daddy helps!"
The poor girl started to cry for mercy, at this point Naruto was ready to slap Sakura across the face. Then to distract her, Yoshiro poured hot ramen all over her "clean" hair. The 13 year old boy was not going to watch his sister get torn to shreds. The tirade ended, and Sakura was left sobbing herself.
"Oh….man…WOW….."
Naruto was left with two crying girls, one shaken up son, and one daughter who had not let go of Sakura's right leg. The house was a mess, and for some reason, "bruises" on his wife's neck he hadn't noticed before appeared.
MEAN WHILE!
At Sasuke's apartment two men start to talk. One was Sasuke, the other was Lanshi.
"He wants me back?"
"I'm afraid so"
"I can't go back! I'm having the time of my life!"
"Having sex every two weeks isn't all fun and games"
Lanshi was right, After Naruto had found out what had gone on, they never spoke again. Kakashi was Naruto's first suspect, but sadly he wasn't the right guy. After seeing Sasuke one night, Naruto left the home with bloodstains. Sasuke was on the floor with a leaking nose.
"Hmm….Lanshi, you're going to meet with Sakura later today?"
"I'll save that meeting for later"
A/N: Good right? Well uhh...hmm...I like Sasuke's roll in this...that's all I can say!