JEN T.V.
By Darks00
Chapter 1: Episode 1
Jens point of view:
"Okay, is this camera on? Because I talked an hour to this camera till I realized it wasn't on!" I shouted. "Oh? we're on? Good!"
"Welcome to Jen T.V.!" I shouted. "Since Jude T.V. got sued, we decided to change it to "Jen T.V.!" Now, somethings we changed. We still have "Take 2" with me, "Screw You" with Wyatt and Jude, and we do have "quote of the week" with Caitlin. Let's start with todays episode!"
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NIKKI'S POINT OF VIEW:
"Hey everyone," I cried out, "I decided to make my corner called "Moosic..." shut up, I couldn't think of a better title!"
"ANYWAYS," I shouted. "in this corner, what's going to happen is I'm going to play a song. Then, I'm going to diss it. Sort of like Jens "Take 2" corner, exspect, mine is music. Today, we're dissing Hilary Duff, and her song, "The girl can rock." Let's play the song, shall we?"
GIRL CAN ROCK LYRICS
Hey!
Ready for the big time, ready for the small
Whatever's comin' to me, I'll be ready for it all
Sometimes it ain't easy, sometimes its not polite
Some days I don't get it, some days I get it right
CHORUS
It's in my heart, it's in my head
Thats what i said
Hey Boys are you ready for the shock
I'm living prook, the girls can rock
Spread the new around every single block
Hey boys, the girl can rock
Standin' in the spotlight workin' up a sweat
Givin' all i got and lovin' what i get
I can't hold back what i feel inside
and if i make you nervous, you better stop aside
REPEAT CHORUS
The girl can rock
Don't say maybe or call me 'baby'
I ain't crazy at all
REPEAT CHORUS 2x
I'm gonna live it up
I'll never give it up
I'm gonna spread the news around the block
It ain't no shock
The girl can rock
The girl can rock
The girl can rock
Yeah, Rock!
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"Thanks to for the lyrics," said Nikki. "Okay, do you see why this songs horrible? She keeps on yelling, "Hey Boys, are you ready for a shock?" what the heck? What are you, a slut? Here's what I'd name this song if I was Hilary:"
The girls a slut
The girl can't sing
the girls over confident
the girl smells funny
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"My God, I hate Hilary..." Nikki says. "Anyways, this is all for Moosic. Now to Jen."
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JENS POINT OF VIEW:
"Hey everyone, Jen here!" I cry out. "I'm still doing Take 2, and you know what it's about, so let's get started."
"Todays horrible movie is "The Cat in the Hat." First of all, there's this big cat. OH MY GOD THERE'S THIS BIG CAT IN MY HOUSE! Then, there's a talking fish, with two idiot kids! If I was to name this movie, I would call it:"
Two dumb kids, a stupid fish, a giant cat, and who the heck cares?
Messes are fun, I cat came to my house and made a big mess and we had to clean it up before mom comes home, then the cat descides to help us, then we kill the cat
KILL THAT CAT!
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"Ok, this movie was so boring, I fell asleep. I didn't care what happened at the end. Where can I go to get two hours of my life back? Anyways, here's Caitlin."
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
CAITLINS POINT OF VIEW:
"Todays quote of the week is..." I said
Never play with sissors, or you get your eye tooken out...hey, wait, no...play with sissors!
"Now to Jude and Wyatt" I yelled.
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WITH JUDE AND WYATT
SCREW YOU
WYATT'S POINT OF VIEW:
"Hey," I said, "Welcome to screw you. What's your complaint about the show?"
"Yeah," the voice on the speaker phone says. "On your quote of the week, you told people to go play with sissors. My five year old son did that, and now he's in the hospital! I want you to cancal this show!"
"But it's only our fist episode, dudette," Jude says. "We're not incharge if you little dudes listen to us.
"Oh, yeah, you guys are jack--ss's! (a/n: I blanked that out on purpose, swearings bad, lol)
"Woah, woah, woah!" I cried out. "No swearing on t.v. ma'am."
"Oh, screw you!" she yells.
"Screw you, too!" Jude yells back at her.
"That's it, I'm so calling the cops about this show!" The girl on the phone yells.
Everyone screams, as they run away. "Not the cops!" Jude yells.
Then, Jonsey comes onto the set.
"Hmph. They wouldn't even let me be on this episode. All well. Sorry about that folks, we have troubles with cops since Jude T.V. anyways, from Jen T.V.:
"Don't be afraid to be stupid!"
"Good night, everyone!" Jonsey says.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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