Jen TV Chapter 2: Episode 2, a 6teen fanfic

Chapter 2: Episode 2

"welcome back to Jen T.V." says Jen. "Here's todays episode. Now, here's Nikki with "moosic."

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Nikki

Moosic

Nikki's point of view:

Okay, today the song we're dissing is "Rumours" by Lindsey Lohan. Here's the song:

Rumours by Lindsey Lohan

lyrics:

Saturday, stepping into the club
The music makes me wanna tell the DJ, turn it up
I feel the energy all around
And my body can't stop moving to the sound

But I can tell that you're watching me
And you're probably gonna write what you didn't see
Well, I just need a little space to breathe
Can you please respect my privacy

Why can't you just let me do
The things I wanna do
I just wanna be me
I don't understand
Why would you wanna bring me down
I'm only having fun
I'm gonna live my life (but not the way you want me to)

chorus
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is

Here we are, back up in the club
People taking pictures
Don't you think they get enough
I just wanna be all over the floor
And throw my hands up in the air to a beat like (what)

I've gotta say respectfully
I would love it if you would take the cameras off of me
Cause I just want a little room to breathe
Can you please respect my privacy

Why can't you just let me do
The things I wanna do
I just wanna be me
I don't understand why
Would you wanna bring me down
I'm only having fun
I'm gonna live my life (but not the way you want me to)

I just need to free my mind (my mind)
Just wanna dance and have a good time (good time)

I'm tired of rumors (rumors)
Followed (followed, followed, followed, followed, followed)
What they want of me
Why can't they (they, they, they, they, they) let me live
Take this for just what it is

I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is

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Thanks to for the lyrics. Okay, first of all, Lindsey...SHUT UP! stop complaining, no ones telling you how to live! If you want the cameras off, tell them to shove it, and quit! That simple! God! If I had to name this song, this is what I'd call it:

Lindsey Lohan: The idiot

People stalk Lindsey Lohan: Waiting for her next stupid move

Lindsey Lohan wants attention

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Now to Jonsey.

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Jonseys point of view:

Hey everyone, I'm starting a new corner called "Dissing Idiots." In this corner, we just diss the stupid celebraties, and the stupid things they do. Today, is Hilary Duff. Okay, what is up with this slut? She can't sing, she can't act, and most of all...she's making us all suffer! Turn on the t.v., get a magazine, all you see is Hilary Duff! She's old, we're sick of this blonde idiot! Show us something different. And my God, she's so over confident. How she made it into show buisness, still remains a mystery. Now, I'm going to go egg her house...hee hee, now here Jude and Wyatt, with "Screw you!"

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SCREW YOU!

Jude and Wyatt:

Judes point of view:

"Hey dudes and dudettes," says Jude. "Let's get the complaint on the air."

"Hi, this is Hilary Duff. I'm sueing you. This is the second episode you dissed me, and you called me a slut!" Hilary yells. "You're going to hear from my laywers!

"Hey, I think you're hot," Jude says.

"JUDE!" Wyatt cries. "Sorry, Hilary. We will stop dissing you, ok?

"OH MY GOD, THERE'S THIS KID EGGING MY HOUSE!" yells Hilary.

"JONSEY!" both Jude and Wyatt yells.

"Um...anways, this is todays Screw you." Wyatt says. "Now to Caitlin."

"YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD!" HIlary yells.

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

CAITLINS POINT OF VIEW:

Todays quote of the week is...

Jonsey is the best...

Hey, wait a second...JONSEY DID YOU MESS WITH THE QUOTE OF THE WEEK? YOU ARE SO DEAD!

(YOu hear Jonsey screaming, as Caitlin runs after him)

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Jens point of view:

well, this is everything for tonight, guys. Sorry, I didn't do more corner today, "Take-two," but...you know, Hilarys already pissed off, and if I diss one of her movies...ANYWAYS, from Jen T.V., Good night everyone, and remember:

Don't be afraid to be stupid!

Darkness' Kid