Chapter 3: Episode 3
Jens point of view:
Hey everyone, Jen here. Thanks for all the reviews. You guys rock! Ok, I had an awesome request from my friend: Virtual wenrog. he said, could you please out Star into the show? He wants her to do a "how to do stuff" thing. LIke, how to mediate, and how to eat healthy. I thought, wow, that's a great idea! So, everyone, please thank my friend, Virtual Wenrog for the awesome idea! Now, why don't we go to Star for her first appearance ever on Jen T.V.?
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Stars point of view:
(If you see quotation marks " " that means means Stars talking. If you see no quation marks, just words, Judes talking.
Hey everyone, Star here. My corners going to be called, "how to." I'd like to thank Vitual Wenrog again for getting me onto the show. Here, like Vitual Wenrog said, is I'm going to teach you how to do stuff. Here, beside me, I have my good friend, Jude here to help me out today.
(Jude waves madly)
"Today, on "How to," we're going to teach you how to be a teenage muntant Ninja Turtle!"
Alright! I'm so the orange one!
"Jude! Consintrate! Okay, first, You got to find your inner turtle spirit. Jude and myself are going to teach you how to fight. Jude, you start."
Jude takes a swing with his fist, but Star moves out of the way, as Jude punches the set wall. The wall breaks, and you see Jonsey taking a shower.
"AHHHHHH!" Jonsey screams.
"AHHHHHH!" Star and Jude screams.
"Wow, that was arward..." says star. "Um...let's continue this session on the next episode!"
"GET OUT OF MY SHOWER!" screams Jonsey.
"uhhhh...now to Caitlin with quote of the week..." says Jude.
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
WITH CAITLIN
CAITLINS POINT OF VIEW:
Todays quote of the week is...
Be the best pokemon master you can be!
Now, let's go to Jonsey!
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JONSEYS POINT OF VIEW:
Okay, todays star...I mean, stars we're dissing today is the Olsen Twins...Mary-Kate and Ashley. Okay, what is up with them? They dress the same, but different colours. My God, you may be twins, but you don't have to dress the same! Mary-Kate is a druggie. You must have read in the magazines that she's been rehab. What a stoner! Ok, she had a miss lead in life...she made bad choices...but come on, her sister Ashley must have really messed her up! I mean, Ashley must be doing drugs, too...I mean, come on, they're twins, they have that "specail bond!" I'll never understand Mary-Kate and Ashley. Two more famous people who can't act. Now, to Nikki.
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NIKKIS POINT OF VIEW:
Okay, there's a horrible song just waiting to be dissed. It's called "With You" By Jessica Simpson. here's the lyrics:
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart
Wish I could say the save the world, like I was super girl
The real me is to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love
But lately I've been jaded life got so complicated
I'm still thinking about it almost forgot what it was like
Do you know what it feels like?
Cause with you
I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
With nothing but a T-shirt on
I never felt so beautiful
Baby as I do now
Now that I'm with you
With you
Now that I'm with you
You speak and it's like a song
And just like that all my walls come down
It's like a private joke just meant for us to know
I relate to you naturally
Everybody else just fades away
Sometimes it's hard to breathe
Just knowing you found me
Cuz I'm still thinking about it almost forgot what it was like
Do you know what it feels like?
Cause with you
I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
With nothing but a T-shirt on
I never felt so beautiful
Baby as I do now
Now that I'm with you
With you
Come and take me
Love you save me
Like nobody else
Now I can be myself
With you
With you
I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
With nothing but a T-shirt on
I never felt so beautiful
Baby as I do now (Baby as I do now)
Now that I'm with you
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Okay, I laughed my head off when I heard this song. "The real me is a girl with an open heart?" yeah, right. I don't see you helping the world, being a slut! And then she says, "with nothing but a t-shirt on, I never felt so beautiful..." OH MY DEAR GOD SHE'S NAKED! Ok, she has an awesome life married to Nick Lachey...that's why they're divorced and fighting! She must be cheating, because she's not singing a song about him! If I was to name this song, I would name it one of these:
NICK! JESSICAS CHEATING ON YOU!
Jessica: the real her is a slut!
Jessica: A girl who feels good naked
Now to Jen, with "Take 2"
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JENS POINT OF VIEW:
TAKE 2
Hey everyone. Todays movie that I'm talking about isn't out yet, but I'm sure you seen the comercals. It's called, "Nanny McPhee." First, they give it a stupid name. Then, they say the this nanny has to babysit the naughtiest children...wow, they're so bad because they don't use their manners! And Nanny Mcphee's teeth! My God, when little kids watch this show, they're going to have the living crap scared out of them! if I was to name this movie, I would name it one of these titles:
The Nanny with an ugly mole and tooth
Nannys can't handle some stupid kids
Nannys are idiots
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Oh, and in the comercal, at the end, there's this baby clapping. My God, they babies clapping! What in the world is this world coming to? Well, I can tell this movie is going to get sued for scaring the crap out of kids. And my God, get control of your kids...it says they had thirteen nannies...my God, talk about bad parenting! ANYWAYS, this is todays show. Thanks for watching, from Jen T.V. and remember...
You must train to be the pokemon master!
Good night everyone!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid