Chapter 4: Episode 4
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Jonseys point of view:
Hey everyone, welcome to Jen T.V. You're probley wondering why I'm introducing this episode instead of Jen. No? Not really? oh, come on, let me tell you why I'm here insteed of Jen. Jen is awfully sick, and asked me to introduce the show. So, why don't we start off With Caitlin, and her quote of the week.
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CAILTINS POINT OF VIEW:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
Todays quote of the week is...
I wannna be a Ninja Turtle!
Now, here's wyatt and jude.
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WITH WYATT AND JUDE:
WYATTS POINT OF VIEW:
SCREW YOU!
"Hey everyone, welcome to screw you," says Wyatt.
"Wow, we already have a complaint!" cries Jude. "Hello, you're on Jen T.V. What is your complaint?"
"Um, yeah," the women says. "Jude, I don't like you being on this show. It's too...too...disrespectful!"
"MOM!" cries out Jude.
"Listen to your mom," jokes Wyatt.
"My little Jude doesn't need to be on a show like this!" She cries out.
"MOM!" cries out Jude again.
"DID YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR?" Judes mom asks.
I'm bursting off laughing.
"NOt funny, dude," says Jude. "Uhhhh...let's go to Jonsey..."
"You forgot your lunch!" cries out Judes mom.
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JONSEYS POINT OF VIEW:
Hey everyone. Todays star is the biggest loser I know. She lip syncs at concert...ok I just gave away who it is, didn't I? Yes, you guessed it...Ashlee Simpson. I mean, seriously, who lip syncs at concerts? She did a horrible job at it, and then her carreer goes down the drain! Don't get me wrong, she's hot, but...she's so stupid! She keeps on dying her hair, singing these crummy love songs, and she doesn't have a boyfriend! Who's she dating, herself? There's something wrong when you fall in love with yourself. Now to Star and Jude.
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WITH STAR AND JUDE:
STARS POINT OF VIEW:
"Okay, I said to Jude, "The walls fixed from last episode. Now, let's continue with the lesson."
"I want to be a Ninja Turtle!" Cries out Jude. "Watch out for shredder! AHHHH!"
"Jude!" I cry out. "Are you going to help me out, or do I need a new assistant?"
"NO, I can do it," Jude said.
"Okay, since fighting didn't work," I said. "You got to learn how to fly."
"But the ninja turtle don't fly!" Jude says.
"yeah, but all of them have different ablilities. Yours will be flying." I explained.
"Swwweeeeeet!" cried out Jude.
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FEW MOMENTS LATER, ON A SKY SCRAPER:
"Okay, Jude!" I yelled. "Jump!"
Jude, takes a head dive, as he screams, and a few minutes later, you hear him screaming louder, "It didn't work!'
"Oh. God..." cries out Star. "Um...he's really hurt...Someone call the hospital!"
"ouch..." cries out Jude.
"Uhhhh...someone!' I cry out, "take the camera off of us!"
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JONSEYS POINT OF VIEW:
(eyes wide open)
Oh, wow, see you at the hosital, buddy!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE, JONSEY!" yells out a voice.
You see Jen running towards the stage, all tied up.
"Wow. Jen, nice to see you again!" I said, giving a nearvous laughter.
"YOU TIED ME UP AND HIDE ME IN THE CLOSET!" Jen cried out.
"uhhhh...and the shows over..." I said.
"WHAT?" Jen cries. "You did the sehow without me? Oh, Jonsey, you are SO dead!"
(You hear Jonsey screaming as Jens chasing after him)
"Uhhhh...wow, that was wierd..." says Caitlin, coming onto the set. "Uh, anyways, from Jen T.V., thank you, and good night. And remember..."
I like to eat paste!
"...and hopefully Jonsey is still alive for next episode..." Caitlin says, sighing.
"JONSEY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Yells Jen, still chasing Jonsey.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid