this is a story about an under appreciated character...FAKE CRASH!
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4 years earlier..
Cortex laughed at his new creation.
"Why didn't I think of this sooner? I make a clone of Crash, send him in and when he lulls his friends into a false sense of security...WAMMO!"
Cortex continued to rant on how his invention was flawless. HE continued til N. GIN came out
"Doctor...we have a bit of a problem.." He said in grief.
When he went in, if you heard him from a distance, you would mistake him for Stewie Griffen.
"WHAT THE DUCE?" he cried as he saw that his creation had unruly eyebrows and hideous buck teeth.
Fake Crash woke up from the cry and looked at Cortex
"Daddy?" He said as he was about to hug him
"N. GIN get this thing outta my site!" Cortex said as he walked away
N. GIN nodded as he dragged Fake Crash away to be deported
"Daddy?" Fake Crash said again as he was being dragged away.
N.GIN took him to a cannon aimed at Crash's island labeled "Dud Experiments"
N. Gin stuffed him inside 'Bye bye!" he said as he fired the cannon, sending Fake Crash out the castle and into the air. But instead of landing on Crash's island, he wound up on a small island in the middle of the ocean. and there he remained for awhile.
skip ahead 2 years
Fake Crash was woken by the sound of a jet ski, on it was Crash's sister, Coco. Coco stopped to get a look at Fake Crash
"What the duce?" She said as it resembled nothing like her brother.
Fake Crash looked at Coco.
"Pretty lady.." He said
Coco, got a look of disgust on her face.
"Pretty lade help Fake Crash..." He said as he ran toward her. but Coco speed away on her jet ski. Fake Crash's hopes of getting of his deserted rock were dashed until he saw a pirate ship firing at Coco's jet ski. Fake Crash jumped in the water and swam to the pirate ship, that was his only hope.
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Cliffhanger! RR please
Fake Crash: Why I talk funny?