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Later that evening, Lily, Paige and Maddy sat in their dorm, in their pajamas with their faces coloured by some muggle face packs that Lily had brought with her from home. The first night back at school and away from home had always been a tough time for Maddy and so they traditionally took her mind away from how much she was missing her family with a Girls Night In. Face packs, calorific drinks and boy talk, however boy talk amongst the girls was strictly vetoed of any talk of the Marauders who Lily had firmly classed as "not man, not woman, not wanted."
However the Girls Night In was not complete until the rest of their dorm had arrived.
"Did Elle say when she'd be done prowling the library?" asked Paige with her mouth full of chocolate frog, "She always has some gossip for us, and I like talking about the lives of others, as long as they don't take this as an invitation to talk about mine…"
"Any minute now, how could she manage to get gossip one day into term?"
"She hasn't let us down yet."
"True, true…"
Right one cue Ella walked through the door. Despite being labeled as a bit of a nerd, bookworm etc, she nevertheless possessed a smile that could light up the room, a quality that she said made her sound like a muggle light bulb, but thanks anyway, and that she'd take it as a complement. As she walked through the door she was mugged by Paige, who pinned her against the wall.
"Gossip, now!"
"Paige!" gasp, "You're crushing my windpipe!"
"Oh, sorry…" She released her. "Now gossip!"
"Lucius Malfoy has a new girlfriend…."
"That's not gossip, that's a weekly occurrence."
"It's Narcissa Black."
"Oooooh…. I thought she was going out with Snape?"
"So did Snape."
"Ah, well he wasn't exactly going to keep her was he? Who do you think her family would rather she married?"
"Point, plus they're practically made for each other, cruel, vicious, spoilt, angry and bossy…"
"Sounds like Leah."
"Lily!"
"Sorry, sorry…" Leah was the last member of the dorm. Smaller than Ella but taller than Paige, she was blond, blue eyed, and in Lily's opinion a bimbo, although this was just Lily's general insult for those she didn't like- Leah was, in fact, actually quite clever and particularly gifted at flying the one subject which Lily had ever failed.
"Speaking of Leah, I heard a rumor about her and-"
"It's rude to talk about people behind there back you know Ella." Smirked Leah as she walked through the door. She glanced at Lily, "Hey bitch what's up?"
"None of your business."
"Cool, what's this about you and Remus anyway Ella, apparently you were seen "talking" in the library, so, just what was it you were "talking" about?"
"How unfair it was that we were stuck in the library for oh, two hours while you people were up here eating MY chocolate frogs!"
"Heh heh, yeah, about that…"
"How did you even get in my trunk?"
"Heh, about that too…"
"Listen!" Lily and Leah were, for once, united by a girly love of gossip, "I don't care about the chocolate frogs-"
"I do!"
"We don't care what you think Ella, what's yours is our by Californian Law-"
"We're in Scotland!"
"It's the principle of the thing, any way, you and Remus? I totally didn't see that coming!"
"Who are you kidding Leah? Everybody saw that coming. PETER saw that coming."
"THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING!"
"I think we need to discuss this over a chocolate fondue."
"Best idea you've had all evening Paige."
After everyone was full of chocolate, they went to sleep, Maddy still wearing her facemask. Leah and Lily stayed up chatting, with the mix of dislike and respect they were famous for.
"…And then my dad walked in." finished Leah.
"Seriously!"
"Urgh, don't even mention Sirius to me."
"So you and Sirius…?"
"No, just don't mention it."
"Ah, he turned you down?"
"No one has EVER turned me down. Yet."
"If it helps I don't think he would."
"So how's things with you and James?"
"Going to sleep now."
"Shall we wake up Maddy and get her to wash her face?"
Lily gave a noncommittal grunt. "It won't do any harm. I don't think"
"Cool, goodnight bitch."
"See ya in the morning."
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