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Chapter 2: Dirty Thoughts and Old Men

Oh my fckin god I'm actually at Hogwarts.

"SHT! What the hell am I supposed to do now!" I guess my mind had already figured that out cause I started walking up the sloping hill before my mouth even opened. But honestly, what does one do when at a place that isn't supposed to exist? Especially when you want to meet someone specifically!

Ok, I admit it, I was already planning a way to meet Malfoy. I mean, come on, he's HOT.

Anyway, as I'm walking up the sky is getting paler and paler. I guess I just jumped quite a bit of time cause the sun is rising. Yawn Man I'm tired.

Hold it, there's someone out here. At dawn? What could they possibly be doing? Wow, dumb question. Have I not read five Harry Potter books? I know plenty of things people can do at night in Hogwarts.

Heh. Dirty thought.

Wait, that kid is blonde! Maybe its—

"Hey! HEY! Can you help me!" What can I say, I'm a desperate muggle who just appeared at Hogwarts. What else was I going to do?

Anyway, he stopped and started walking towards me. Good. Wait. Wow I really am an idiot. Malfoy hates muggles.

"What?" he said in his usual drawling voice. Oh but he's so hot…and his voice is really sexy. He was sneering at me, but I didn't care. I was just happy he was looking at me.

Then his face changed. It looked like he…like he didn't hate me anymore. Not the he really hated me in the first place, but his features were soft…and soooo sexy….

"I'm…I'm lost. Can you help?" I tried to sound innocent, but it came out more like I was terrified. But I guess that was a good thing because Malfoy smiled.

"Sure." He put his arm over my shoulders and began steering me towards Hogwarts. Oh. My. God. Draco Malfoy has his arm around me.

Tries not to smile>

"What's your name?" he asked in his sexy British accent.

"Shayna. You?" Kelli popped into my head at this moment. I could just see the look on her face when I tell her I've been to Hogwarts. But this was bad timing. I was with Draco. Piss off Kelli.

"The name's Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." My name is Bond, James Bond. Whatever. "How did you get lost?"

Almost to the doors. Oh my god. I'm going to see the inside of Hogwarts. I'm going to be in Hogwarts. Eeeeeeeeeeeee….!

"I was…uh…" Think of something Shayna! "I was walking. And I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. Next thing I know I'm here." Wow I'm a liar. Oh well. I don't even think a wizard would believe this truth.

"Alright. Don't you worry, you're at Hogwarts." He opened the doors. Holy shnap these doors are huge. "You can stay in the Slytherin house until we figure where you belong."

I don't think I heard a word of what he just said. This place…its beyond description. The thought J.K. Rowling must have had to create a place like this… Hogwarts is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

"Oh look, it's Weasel and the Mudblood." That got my attention. Ron and Hermione?

Sure enough, Malfoy was talking to Ron and Hermione, meanwhile Hermione had her hand on Ron's arm so he didn't attack Malfoy. That's probably a good thing. Hm. I do love Draco's looks, but he really should be nicer to them. Harry too. But Harry's not here, so I'll have to somehow "find out" about him later.

"Draco, that's not very nice," I said. I walked over. "I'm Shayna."

Yes, I'm purposely not saying my last name. They probably wouldn't be able to pronounce it and there's no need to make them try.

"Ron Weasley," said Ron, though his expression was probably the opposite of friendly.

"Hermione Granger." Hermione's hair was bushier than I thought. Hm… I'll have to tell Kelli.

Yawn> Ok. I'm tired. How I got this tired this fast I have no idea, but I am. The novelty of being at Hogwarts has worn off and I'm ready for bed. Now.

"Draco, I'm a bit yawn> sleepy," I said. I can explore tomorrow, and I do not wish to see Malfoy and Ron fight right now.

He looked at me, then back and Ron and Hermione. The fire in his eyes was inescapable, but I didn't have to escape it. Just pull it from Ron and Hermione.

"Ok." He took a few steps toward me—eeee, he's coming closer to me—before turning one last time to face the other pair. "Tell Potty I said hello, Mudblood." Ron tried to get at Malfoy again, but we were walking and Hermione had the back of his robes.

Ron and Hermione really are good together. They should go out.

Yawn> Screw Ron and Hermione. I'm going to fall asleep walking if Draco doesn't get me in bed soon.

Heh. Another dirty thought.

"I don't know where you're going to sleep. You can't sleep in the boys' dormitories, and I don't think you can sleep in the girls' either—"

"Mr. Malfoy, who have you picked up on your patrol?" came an old voice from next to us. I jumped, Malfoy pulled his wand out, but it was just Dumbledore.

Dang! For god's sake Dumbledore! Ever heard of a haircut?

"My name's Shayna. I'm lost." Yawn. And tired!

"I found her wandering the grounds, Professor." There was a bitter tone in his voice. I personally have nothing against Dumbledore, but that's just how Malfoy is. It's because of his father. Oh I could wring Lucious Malfoy's neck…

"Well Ms. Shayna, you will be sleeping in a room in the Slytherin house tonight. I will make it myself. Is that alright with you?" His eyes twinkled behind his half moon "spectacles."

"Yes." As long as there's a bed I'm happy! Please! Sleep!

Well I guess Dumbledore read my mind or whatever cause he lead me and Draco straight down to the Slytherin common room. It's cold in here.

shivers.>

Oh shnap. Malfoy totally just put his arm around me again. Except this time, he is a lot closer to me! grins.

Wow. Dumbledore literally made me a room. There's now a door in the wall. Holy crap! This is a nice room!

"I trust you will sleep well," Dumbledore wheezed. How old is this guy? "When you wake there will be a house-elf to escort you to my office. Are these arrangements alright?"

I nodded, already half asleep. I barely realized that a house-elf was going to be watching me sleep.

"Good night." Dumbledore left. But as I walked into the room, Draco followed.

I stopped at the door. "Thank you for helping me," I said softly. I don't know why I was whispering. Probably because I was too tired to speak normally.

"I couldn't just leave you out there to freeze. Besides, that oaf Hagrid would've probably crushed you." He sneered. That sneer of his was getting annoying.

"Well, thank you anyway," yawn> Ok, now leave. I'm tired. As I've mentioned several times.

Draco hesitated at the door. God am I going to have to demonstrate how to leav— Holy sh...oot! Draco Malfoy just kissed me.Oh snap! I just got kissed by THE Draco Malfoy! I grabbed him as he turned to leave and kissed him again. This time it lasted a full half hour.