oh my goodness people like my story:is uber grateful:

but i would like to insert here how this story came to be. my bestestest friend ever, shayna, and i were taking turns blowing up an air mattress for me to sleep on one night at her house and i decided to tell her a story during her turns. well, the lovely story was basically a shorter, less detailed version of this. and then i decided that since she liked it so much (she couldn't stop thinking about malfoy that whole night) i'd write it down for her. and so i did. and i finished it the night before HBP came out, so nothing from that book would influence my writing. which it's a good thing i did that.

so this is not a story about me, no, it's a story about and for my bestest friend ever, shayna. i am the kelli girl in this. she be the one that 3's malfoy. (not to dissuade you malfoy lovers from reading my story. by all means, continue!)

okay, kelli's shutting up now!


Chapter 3: New clothes, new love

Wow. I think I'm in shock. I just totally had my first make-out session with Draco Malfoy. I mean, he's not even supposed to be real! I'm sooo not going to be able to sleep…

yawn.

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I guess I fell asleep cause it sure isn't dawn anymore. Well, I can't really tell considering I'm in the dungeons, but my hair's all messy and my clothes are twisted. Oh shoot. I have no other clothes. Am I going to have to wear the same thing every day till I get home? Gross! And where are the showers?

Sitting up, I noticed a pile of robes on the table by the door. I guess someone realized I had no clothes with me. Hm…

"Good morning miss," some squeaky voice said. There was that house-elf Dumbledore had told me about. It had hats piled on top of its bald head and socks everywhere. All his clothes were unprofessionally knitted, and his eyes reminded me of tennis balls. "I am Dobby the house-elf. Dumbledore told Dobby to bring Miss Shayna to his office when she wakes."

"Dobby!" Dang. Perfectly fits his description. I don't think I'm going to be out of shock for a month. "Uh…can you leave while I change?"

"Yes miss of course." He hesitated at the door. Why? As he opened it I figured out why. Draco was out there. Dobby used to belong to the Malfoys. Hm.

"Wait. Maybe you could…uh…just stand in my closet or something." No I'm not the brightest person in the world, but I'm not letting Draco mess with Dobby just because I needed to change. Wait…I don't need to change…robes go over my clothes! Wow I'm stupid.

"Anything Miss Shayna wishes!" Dobby hopped over to my closet. Hey! I've got a closet!

"No never mind Dobby. You don't have to hide." His bright tennis-ball-eyes looked up at me in thanks as I pulled the robes over my head. These Hogwarts robes are actually really comfortable…and warm. Wait there's a patch on my robes. "Dobby whose robes are these?"

"They're yours now miss. Professor Dumbledore has made Slytherin robes for you." He didn't seem too happy about this, but sure enough, the badge on my boob was the Slytherin symbol, a serpent. Not my favorite house, but whatever.

Dobby led me to Dumbledore's office, behind the huge eagle statue, just like its supposed to be. Talking to Dumbledore was rather uneventful. I told him I'm supposed to be in the Minnesota in the United States, but I somehow came here in a flash of light, except that Hogwarts isn't supposed to exist, yada yada yada. He just sat there and listened, along with literally every portrait in his office, and then told me that when they figured out how to get me home, they would. For now I just had to wait. I also got to meet Fawkes, which was really super cool. Dumbledore said that I could have one of his feathers. I'll probably give it to Kelli-she loves Fawkes. Besides, I get real Slytherin robes. Much better than a stupid feather.

Anyway it was about noon when we were done so Dumbledore brought me down to the Great Hall. It's gorgeous. I mean, it's breathtaking. The ceiling looked as though it opened up to the sky, and that was totally awesome, even if it was raining. Dumbledore had me sit at the Slytherin table, and of course I sat by Draco.

"Hi Draco!" I may have been a little overenthusiastic last night. But what can I say, you're hot!

"Hello Shayna!" he answered with the same enthusiasm as me. Then he kissed my cheek. Draco kissed my cheek! Ok yeah it's not as exciting after you've made out. "Glad you finally woke up. I was worried I'd killed you." He was kidding, right?

"Ha." Haha, GOOD ONE! Inside joke. "I guess I'm stuck here for awhile. Dumbledore says he has to figure out how to bring me home."

"Well I'm happy. I don't want you to leave!" Draco said. That's it, I'm hooked. "So you'll be staying here for awhile?"

"Yep yep yep!" Another inside joke. Stop Shayna. He looked at me funny, but at the end of lunch he kissed me before heading off to classes again. So I guess he's not weirded out by me. (Kelli it's your fault I'm so weird!)

The next few weeks went by really fast. Draco and I were officially a couple now and we were having make-out sessions pretty much every night. And don't worry, I went into Hogsmeade with some money I borrowed from Draco and bought some clean clothes right away, and Pansy Parkinson showed me where the bathrooms are. They're really quite nice. It amazes me that J.K. Rowling hasn't mentioned them. Well, besides Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.

Oh. I met her too. Crybaby.

I must admit I was insanely happy here. I was in Hogwarts, for crying out loud, and I was dating the hottest student there. And he liked me as much as I liked him. Yes Draco Malfoy does have a heart, no I'm not lying. He can be really sweet at times. But other times he's kind of…aggressive. Specifically when he's had a run-in with Harry, Ron, and/or Hermione. He doesn't beat me or anything, but the make-out session after is always rather…uh…rough, we'll say. But he does these things that are so cute that you don't think he's the evil Slytherin boy from the Harry Potter books. He's a totally different person. His favorite color is silver, of course, but he doesn't especially like snakes. I've learned so much about him. And I think I'm falling in love with him. Maybe.

But I miss my friends. I miss Kelli and Tom, I miss my mom and my brother and Calvin, I miss Shawn and Stephanie, and I miss Tobey, Shadow and Halo most of all. (They're my cats. I love my cats.) I miss everything Minnesota has that Hogwarts doesn't. I want to go home, but I want to take Draco with me.

Dumbledore says he doesn't know how to get me home yet, but what will happen when he does?