Lunartigergurl: Hey there. Listen, I'm going to be very, very honest with you right now. I can't type a story to save my life. Everywhere I go I'm just attacked by these damn blocks that prevent me from writing (aka writer's block). So…I have a proposition for everyone out there: whoever wants to take my story 'Le Singe' and update it under their name may. However, I will need to hear from you first before I just hand it over so drop a little line via review and let me know. You can give me small snippets of your ideas and I will choose the one I like best. Now I know I sound like everyone will want to update Le Singe but seriously…I know it sucks. One minute they're fighting and then next…yeah…we won't go there. So let me know if you want to finish it. You can do anything you want with it, other than taking the previous chapters and rewriting them. If it's easier for you then email me your update and I will post it. Of course I will say who updated it and therefore won't take any credit whatsoever for the next chapters following chapter 1, 2 and 3.
I will be honest – again. I hope someone out there wants to update Le Singe. Because really, you can see I suck at writing. Though I am still trying with other attempts. Even Sirfartalot agrees that one of you should update instead of me. And he wants me to tell you that he's still here for anyone who wants to ask any questions about…what he does best. ;-)
Please let me know as soon as possible. I will take in as many updates and will read them word for word before choosing the one I think is the best. I won't choose the one I like. I'll read them and then let Blackwolf reread them.
Blackwolf: Hello there. My name is Blackwolf, and I'm an editor. I actually want to become a professional editor one day. I love reading stories and making sure they're perfect! I even edit the school newspaper…which isn't exactly exciting. Anyway, I guarantee that any stories sent this way will be read with utmost respect, and then reread lest I make a mistake and miss something. And despite the fact that lunartigergurl – ahem – can't…write as well as she'd like to, she's a professional when it comes to actually reading stories, so you can trust both her and myself. We won't let you down.
Lunartigergurl: And if I like more than one update of the same chapter then I will post them both as 'an either-or' review chapter. And those of you that have read Internal Suffering and are waiting in anticipation, Sirfartalot is actually updating the rough now. I can hear him swearing every time he makes a mistake. It's classical! I love it when he swears. He says all these weird things…
Blackwolf: I didn't know 'horse feathers' was a swear word. And…'duck soup'? Ok then. Obviously Sirfartalot is in a little world of his own. Which is good because if he were in our world there'd be some serious trouble.