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"It's from my sister."
"You have a sister?"
"Yeah, she's coming here…"
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Silence.
That was all there was to be heard during the last hour and a half. Kai refused to elaborate, and didn't stop parrying questions like "what's her name?" and "why didn't you tell us about her?" Thank God Tyson and the others weren't there, that Rei bribed them with cookies so they could leave him and Kai alone.
He bribed Kai with cookies too, but they didn't work, and porn mags (secretly snatched from Tyson months ago as a punishment for eating all the dinner before dinner), that didn't work, and in the end tried with an uber-long make out session. For over an hour. Now, they were on the couch, Kai on his back with Rei on his stomach, groping his delectable bum with both hands, smiling like he had the best dessert in the world… and Rei blushing like mad with swollen lips…
… and that was how Lexi found them when she came back from her shopping…
"Hey!" pout "What you think you're doing! Without me!"
"I am molesting the kitten." No, duh. Kai the Obvious, what's new…?
"Yeah, but without me! I saw his butt first!"
"And I'm holding it!"
"Well I saw it first!"
"Yeah, well I'm—"
And all said 'kitten' could do was watch as both of his friends were fighting over his butt. Not him, oh no, his butt. His butt seemed the one to be getting all the attention, which was sooooooo not fair, as -he- owned that butt! Ask him, he'll agree whole-heartedly!
He was about to voice out his opinion when--
BOUM
-- someone banged through the door.
"Hey, lil' bro, I'm heeeeeheeeeeeere!"
Every one froze. Kai began twitching.
"Kai, is that your sister?
"No, duh. She called me lil' bro. I'm her great-uncles' aunts' cousins' grand childs' step brother's half sisters' younger twin's fiancé."
"Really?"
"No, not really."
"Come on, Kai-kun! Won't you give your sistew a widdwe huuuuuuuug?"
Ooooh boy, and that was only the beginning…