A/N: Hey! I'm back! I'm sorry if my last chapter was hard to understand; I'm pretty new to editing on Fanfiction, so this chapter will hopefully be easier to understand. I'm so happy! I got 6 reviewers! Which I should respond to now:

Foodisgood: You know, J is kinda like Zelos now that I think about it…Thanksgiving was really weird for me too…oh yeah! Here's your plushie! hands her a plushie of her choice

StrawberryEggs: You're right, among the many things I forgot to mention, this is loosely based off Ranma ½. The theme is kinda the same, but other than the whole gender-switching thing, that's the only resemblance it has. Yeah, the high voice was sorta my sister's idea, so I'll tell her you liked it! Oh yes…Sheena being evil shall be fun…hehehe…

Judgement Flame: Yeah, it is loosely based off Ranma ½, even though Fanfiction wouldn't let me use the '/' in my title…and as you can see, I have updated!

TUF STUFF II- Henrika foreva-II: I'm glad you love it too! I've wanted to use that quote for so long and now I finally can! And I have updated as you can see!

Tisa: Thanks for the advice! I had a feeling it was a bit too fast paced, and I worked to make this chapter a bit slower. I'm glad you liked the story and thought it was funny; I didn't think people would think it was too amusing. I love Sheelos too, my sister and I are among the biggest fans of Sheelos you'll ever meet! Oh yes, and here's your plushie! hands her a plushie of her choice

Neeako: I'm glad to know that this story's making someone laugh during a bad day! I thought that you drawing a picture of Zelos as a girl was funny, because once you think about it, he wouldn't look all that different! By the way, here's your update!

Oh yes, free plushies to you and to fangirls who hadn't reviewed!

And now, for the disclaimer! With your host…Yuan-chan!

Yuan: I still don't understand why I have to do this if I'm not in your story…

Diana: gives the killer glare

Yuan: 0.0 Meep! Okey then: Diana does not, even though she wishes like hell that she does, own Tales of Symphonia or any of its characters; which is what I was thankful for this Thanksgiving…

Diana: Good, here's your surprise!

Yuan: suddenly like a little kid again Really! I get a surprise!

Diana: Yes; you get to clean up after the theatre when the show's over!

Yuan: Ooh goody! This time I might find some leftover cheese on the floor like Presea did last night! starry-eyed

Diana: - -;

Zelos smiled to himself as he followed Sheena down the road that led to the coastline close to Flanoir. She still hadn't spoken his name, which meant that he was still a girl, but as he thought to himself, that didn't have to be a bad thing.

This presents many possibilities to one of my caliber…for example; I can go places where I've never been able to go before…

"Zelos! What is with that lecherous smirk of yours! Zelos!"

Zelos sighed as he changed back, only to be changed back to a girl. Apparently Sheena had let his name slip loose and made a rather nice save.

"It's nothing my beautiful hunny! I was simply wondering how to make the best of this!"

Sheena slapped him, "Don't you ever call me your hunny! And you might want to watch yourself when you're in this form; that last stunt looked very wrong!"

As she walked on ahead, he realized just what she meant and shoved his hands into his pockets, making that mental note.

Not too long afterwards…

"You there! You two young ladies!"

Sheena and Zelos had just reached the coastline and were searching for a boat to take them across. Sheena was slightly red from going into another one of her rages, and Zelos had a handprint mark across his face from when Sheena had slapped him for forgetting their rheiards. He had pointed out that they couldn't have brought them anyways since Yuan had re-confiscated them when the world was 'regenerated', and thankfully for him, Sheena then kicked a tree instead of Zelos.

Sheena turned to see the man who was waving some papers at them, "What is it?"

He stopped and gave them a cheesy grin worthy only of those people who dedicate their lives to trying to dupe you into buying stuff, "Congratulations! As you are the 534th people to come here today, you win two tickets aboard the cruise liner, the S.S. Martel!"

Sheena could have sworn she heard crickets chirping.

"Uh…we don't want a cruise, we just want to get to Flanoir-"

"As a matter of fact, we'd love to take you up on that offer!" Zelos reached out for the tickets, but the man held them back, "Not so fast, young lady! As this is the S.S. Martel's maiden voyage, she is sponsoring a charity for homeless half-elf children!"

He reached inside his jacket and pulled out several photos of obviously impoverished half-elves, "You wouldn't be able to enjoy yourselves for even a moment if you refused to donate to their cause!"

Sheena sighed as she reached into her pocket and gave him around 500 gald. The pleading look in his eyes made her sigh with irritation as she handed over another 200. Zelos, being rich as he was, gave around at least 1000 the first time 'round.

"Thank you two ladies very much!" he said handing over the tickets and with much bowing, "Thank you two ever so much!"

Sheena glared at Zelos after the man had left, "You got us tickets for a cruise!"

He shrugged, "Hey, I figured we needed to spend more time with each other-"

"Time with each other! We're going to keep Regal and Presea waiting, not to mention the others back at Sylvarant! Derris-Kharlan hasn't made contact with either world yet, but it's more than likely that Kratos would have arrived long before we do if we go on this cruise!"

Zelos made his best puppy-dog eyes, which irritated Sheena.

"Nope, that's not going to work on me Zelos!"

With that being said, Zelos was a man again, which made her more susceptible to it.

"Alright, alright! But you have to promise to stop doing that!"

He cracked his infamous grin, "Hey, anything for my favorite hunny!"

And that was why when the two of them boarded the S.S. Martel, Zelos had two handprints on his face instead of one.

An Entry Out of Sheena's Journal:

Hey Corrine,

I still feel kinda weird trying to talk to you like this, but it's the best I can come up with.

Zelos came up with the harebrained idea of telling other people on the boat that I was his girlfriend, so I turned him into a girl…again. Now he's busy trying to tell people who 'recognize' him that he's his sister. If Seles ever heard about this, I think she would take it as a mortal insult…not that I would mind.

Other than that, things are pretty normal; as normal as having a gender switching traveling companion can get. I learned a bit too late to keep from saying his name when we went to the pool, but I made a pretty good save if I do say so myself.

I still miss you, and I pray to the bell you gave me every night. I know you would have a good laugh or two if you were with us, and I like to imagine that you are.

It's late now, so I'll finish up.

Goodnight,

Sheena

Just as she was putting her journal away, Sheena heard a knock on her door.

"You can come in Idiot Chosen, I know you have a key anyways…"

Zelos laughed to himself as he opened the door and as he recognized her code name for him, "How could you tell it was me?"

"Simple; I left a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, and only you would knock anyways."

"Ah, true…true…"

Sheena got up from the bed where she was sitting on while writing, "Any particular reason need to talk to me at this hour?"

"Well…" Zelos shuffled his feet uncomfortably.

This was a surprise. Every time Sheena had seen him he was full of self-confidence and even when supposedly embarrassed, he laughed at himself along with everyone else. This time he seemed to wish that he could just melt into the floor.

"Something wrong?"

"Uh, no. It's just…" he swallowed loudly as though trying to get his wits about him, "Uh…Iwantedtothankyoufornotmakingmylifealivinghell."

"Excuse me?"

He swallowed again and repeated himself, this time slower; "I wanted to thank you for not making my life a living hell."

She gave him a strange look, "That's it? You don't usually go weak at the knees for wanting to say something like that."

He looked up with a really strange look on his face, "That is because…" He grabbed her hand and fell on one knee, "Sheena Fujibayashi…the most beautiful woman in the world…I love you…"

The look on Sheena's face was priceless, but not as priceless when Zelos burst out laughing along with an unrecognized voice in the hallway.

"Haha, you should have seen the look on your face! Haha!"

"You were right Zelos, this is a better dare than what I had in mind!"

A guy around Zelos's age who he had met on the boat was rolling on the floor laughing, a camera in his hand.

Zelos was laughing hard too, until he saw the new look on Sheena's face, "YOU TWO ARE WORSE THAN DEAD!"

As she was chasing the two boys across the cruise liner, Sheena was formulating a plan for revenge that greatly involved Zelos's new predicament…

A/N: I hope that one was easier to understand. I also wanted to know if you guys like the idea of having a 'letter' to Corrine from Sheena every chapter or so. I won't be able to update for a while since I'll be away from any shape or form of computer for the next few days. I'll be working on it though, since I know how you all suffer when waiting for something you desperately want. 'Till then, catch ya later!