Hello there fellow victims of YGO! Welcome to my fourth story. It's the
diaries of the YGO gang. First off, we'll be doing Malik and Marik. As you
may already know, I have made a vow to make Marik and Malik do everything
together. Well, it will be in 2 parts. Marik's version of the events
happening and Malik's version. Okay, let's get this going.
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. Or anything else if you think about it. Never mind.
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Cover: This is the diary of Marik and Malik
Entry: June 11th, 2003
Marik's entry:
Diary, (I will not say 'dear diary' because nothing is dear to me)
Today I made a pretty painting out of lizard's blood. If you're wondering how I got lizard's blood, I'll tell you: I held up the local pet shop with a water gun. I told them that they were under arrest. I think that I should have said something different because they just laughed when I said it. Then I pulle dout the gun and they got all hysterical. In the bad way. Or the funny way. Whichever. And then I told them that I needed a komodo dragon. They didn't have one so I asked for a lizard and they gave me a gecko. Then I squirted them with the water gun and ran away. Then I heard them screaming behind me. I didn't check it out because I was too busy running away. You wanna hear how I killed it? Okay! Well first, I put it in one of Isis' thong's and then she put it on. You would have though that she would have noticed since there's barely any fabric on thong's. But she didn't. Then when she had it on, she sort of made a face and ran around screaming. Then she took off her thong and ran into her room. Then when she got out, she started screaming at me about personal hygiene or something. So then I used Bakura's chainsaw to cut it up. Then I put all the blood into one of Isis' lunch containers and saved it for later. I kept all the intact pieces and put them in Yugi's hair when he wasn't looking. I wonder what happened with that. I ran away after so I didn't know what happened. So as I was saying, I kept the blood and made a pretty picture of a dead bird and gave it to Isis. She didn't like it. She's really mean. I did all that and then she just went into one of her 'personal hygiene' rants. Then Malik came in and gave her some soup. I wonder what kind. Well when he gave it to her she looked at it and started lecturing him too.While she was ranting, I was thinking about new ways to make Yugi cry. Gotta go. Bakura just invited me over to scare Ryou. Bye.
Malik's Entry:
Diary,
Don't mind the title that says 'Marik and Malik's Diary' it really means 'Malik and Marik's Diary' with my name first. Today I made cow bile soup. Then I gave it to Isis. She didn't seem to appreciate it. I don't know why. I spent all that time holding up the cow factory and asking them to give me cow bile. They even let me watch. It was awesome! The cow was mooing and yelling. It was really fun. Then I mixed it with some of Marik's lizard blood. I even gave some to Yugi. He was in a bad mood because Marik had put lizard intestines in his hair. I gave him the soup and said that I had made it specially for him. He smiled nad said thank you. What a wuss. Ten he tasted it. All of a sudden he started barfing and screaming and asked me what I had put in it. I told him and he started to freak out. Then he told his Yami. Yami got really mad and kept saying that I had to duel him or something. I just ran away. Then I gave it to Isis. She looked at it and told me to sit in the living room with Marik. Then she lectured me. Gotta go. Bakura invited me over to scare Ryou. Bye.
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Well that was it. Next chapter will be Joey. I think. Bye!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. Or anything else if you think about it. Never mind.
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Cover: This is the diary of Marik and Malik
Entry: June 11th, 2003
Marik's entry:
Diary, (I will not say 'dear diary' because nothing is dear to me)
Today I made a pretty painting out of lizard's blood. If you're wondering how I got lizard's blood, I'll tell you: I held up the local pet shop with a water gun. I told them that they were under arrest. I think that I should have said something different because they just laughed when I said it. Then I pulle dout the gun and they got all hysterical. In the bad way. Or the funny way. Whichever. And then I told them that I needed a komodo dragon. They didn't have one so I asked for a lizard and they gave me a gecko. Then I squirted them with the water gun and ran away. Then I heard them screaming behind me. I didn't check it out because I was too busy running away. You wanna hear how I killed it? Okay! Well first, I put it in one of Isis' thong's and then she put it on. You would have though that she would have noticed since there's barely any fabric on thong's. But she didn't. Then when she had it on, she sort of made a face and ran around screaming. Then she took off her thong and ran into her room. Then when she got out, she started screaming at me about personal hygiene or something. So then I used Bakura's chainsaw to cut it up. Then I put all the blood into one of Isis' lunch containers and saved it for later. I kept all the intact pieces and put them in Yugi's hair when he wasn't looking. I wonder what happened with that. I ran away after so I didn't know what happened. So as I was saying, I kept the blood and made a pretty picture of a dead bird and gave it to Isis. She didn't like it. She's really mean. I did all that and then she just went into one of her 'personal hygiene' rants. Then Malik came in and gave her some soup. I wonder what kind. Well when he gave it to her she looked at it and started lecturing him too.While she was ranting, I was thinking about new ways to make Yugi cry. Gotta go. Bakura just invited me over to scare Ryou. Bye.
Malik's Entry:
Diary,
Don't mind the title that says 'Marik and Malik's Diary' it really means 'Malik and Marik's Diary' with my name first. Today I made cow bile soup. Then I gave it to Isis. She didn't seem to appreciate it. I don't know why. I spent all that time holding up the cow factory and asking them to give me cow bile. They even let me watch. It was awesome! The cow was mooing and yelling. It was really fun. Then I mixed it with some of Marik's lizard blood. I even gave some to Yugi. He was in a bad mood because Marik had put lizard intestines in his hair. I gave him the soup and said that I had made it specially for him. He smiled nad said thank you. What a wuss. Ten he tasted it. All of a sudden he started barfing and screaming and asked me what I had put in it. I told him and he started to freak out. Then he told his Yami. Yami got really mad and kept saying that I had to duel him or something. I just ran away. Then I gave it to Isis. She looked at it and told me to sit in the living room with Marik. Then she lectured me. Gotta go. Bakura invited me over to scare Ryou. Bye.
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Well that was it. Next chapter will be Joey. I think. Bye!