Hi there. I noticed that I got 2 reviews on the first day it was posted. I'm happy. I had a request for an entry by Kaiba so I'll do that. I said I'd do Joey but I guess I'll do him next. The truth is, I can't see Kaiba having a diary. Maybe an online journal or something high-tech but not a diary. Well if he did, this is how I think that it would go.

Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. Or anything else if you think about it. Never mind.

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Cover: Seto Kaiba (It doesn't say diary because he wants everyone to think that he doesn't have a diary)

Entry: June 15th, 2003

Kaiba's Entry:

Notebook,

Today I made a few sales with my company, Kaiba Corp. I managed to up the prices and still make 50% more sales. Mokuba still doesn't know anything. He's so naïve. If I told him that, he would probably cry. Got to go be cold to people, bye.

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That was REALLY boring. Lets try to make it more interesting. Heh heh.

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Kaiba's Entry:

Notebook,

Today I broke up with Anzu. As you may know, when you piss her off, she turns into Exodia. I broke up with her and then she went after Ryou. I feel sorry for him. I have to admit though, Anzu was really good with Mokuba. I could leave her hear while I went out to clubs and stuff. Unfortunately, since we broke up, she won't go near me. Whenever I see her, Ryou's with her. And he always looks really depressed. He needs another girlfriend.

Today I went to a new club called 'The Wilted Tulip'. Strange name, huh? I met twins there. Their names were Lisa and Tamara. I think that they like me. Because all they did while I was there, all they did was point at me and laugh. Maybe they like me for my new outfit that I wore to the club. I wore a pair of bright red leather pants, a sot pink tank shirt and another one of those jackets that make my shoulders look HUGE and it was all flared out. If your wondering how I get it to stay like that, then I'll tell you. I pour at least 15 bottles of hairspray onto it each morning (I was going to say 'I wank myself and use the semen to make it stay out' but I thought that it sounded too gross). And the jacket makes my shoulders look big because I use a couple hundred of those shoulder pad things that women use. Well I have to go back to the club. I wanna catch those twins again. Bye.

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That was.. interesting. I didn't quite like it. Next time I do Kaiba, I'll try to make it more funny. Don't forget to R&R!