I know have 4 reviews and I'm happy for that. This next chapter is about
Joey. You were wondering if he could even right, were you not? Well, he
can't. He just says stuff when he's all alone so I sneaked into his room
while he was doing this and recorded everything that he said. He was
actually talking to his Playboy magazine. For everyone else, I sneak into
their homes and stuff and steal their diaries/journals/notebooks/whatever
you want to call them. Now you know. Ok. Start reading.
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO.
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Cover: Joey Wheeler's Book. Keep out. Or I'll spit at you. Seriously.
Entry: June 4th, 2003 (I'm just putting up random dates, just so you know)
Joey's Entry:
Hey there notebook!
How's it hanging? I've been OK. I met myself a guy! I used to like girls, but now I like guys. It's so much funner ot be gay than straight. All of my friends are gay except for Honda, Marik and Malik, Anzu. Ryou and Bakura. I think. I know that Yami and Yugi are gay because lately, they've been holding hands a lot. With fingers laced. Not that I pay attention to them. If your wondering, I do not think that Yami is a hottie. Much. Okay well maybe I do a little. A lot maybe. But that's besides the point. It's not fair that Yugi gets a hot yami and I don't. Maybe it has something to do with that millennium item that he has. I wisht that he would give it to me. I really do. Then I could get a Yami. It was kinda weird at the beginning when he started changing into his Yami and nobody noticed that he had changed bodies. Yami is so much taller than Yugi and he has a more manly voice. And killer biceps. Not that I pay attention to that stuff. Or that Yugi is really small in the pants. How could Yami like someone who is so small. I, on the other hand, am not enormous but not small either. I'm perfect. Everywhere. Not that I look at Yugi there. Yami's is huge. I don't look there. A lot. But you can't help but notice. When it sticks out into space like his does. I wonder if he uses enhancers. I don't. Well not all the time. OK, so I use them every few hours! You squeezed it out of me! Stop looking at me like that! Oh yeah. You're a book. You don't have eyes. Nevermind then. Forget that I said that.
I just thought of something. I think that Anzu's and alien! Why else does she act like she does, like friendship is everything? I better spy on her.
~several hours later~
Anzu is definitly an alien. I spied on her. I looked through her window. She was wearing a bra with pictures of barney on it. And a pair of shorts that said 'Juicy' on th front. I think it was backwards. She kept saying "This outfit is WAY too skimpy" when it was like a full outfit. Mai wears WAY skimpier clothes than that. If I wasn't gay, I'd totally like her. Ok maybe I do like her. Well anyways, when I was spying on Anzu, she had a Backstreet Boys poster on her wall. Weird, huh? She also has a diary. She's probably writing about ways to turn us all into friendship zombies, just like her. Got to go spy on her some more. See you later. Bye.
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That was exactly how I wanted it to be. Not really funny though. Well, I have writers block, so you can't blame me. I think I did pretty well for someone whose out of ideas, don't you. Oh well. Don't forget to R&R!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO.
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Cover: Joey Wheeler's Book. Keep out. Or I'll spit at you. Seriously.
Entry: June 4th, 2003 (I'm just putting up random dates, just so you know)
Joey's Entry:
Hey there notebook!
How's it hanging? I've been OK. I met myself a guy! I used to like girls, but now I like guys. It's so much funner ot be gay than straight. All of my friends are gay except for Honda, Marik and Malik, Anzu. Ryou and Bakura. I think. I know that Yami and Yugi are gay because lately, they've been holding hands a lot. With fingers laced. Not that I pay attention to them. If your wondering, I do not think that Yami is a hottie. Much. Okay well maybe I do a little. A lot maybe. But that's besides the point. It's not fair that Yugi gets a hot yami and I don't. Maybe it has something to do with that millennium item that he has. I wisht that he would give it to me. I really do. Then I could get a Yami. It was kinda weird at the beginning when he started changing into his Yami and nobody noticed that he had changed bodies. Yami is so much taller than Yugi and he has a more manly voice. And killer biceps. Not that I pay attention to that stuff. Or that Yugi is really small in the pants. How could Yami like someone who is so small. I, on the other hand, am not enormous but not small either. I'm perfect. Everywhere. Not that I look at Yugi there. Yami's is huge. I don't look there. A lot. But you can't help but notice. When it sticks out into space like his does. I wonder if he uses enhancers. I don't. Well not all the time. OK, so I use them every few hours! You squeezed it out of me! Stop looking at me like that! Oh yeah. You're a book. You don't have eyes. Nevermind then. Forget that I said that.
I just thought of something. I think that Anzu's and alien! Why else does she act like she does, like friendship is everything? I better spy on her.
~several hours later~
Anzu is definitly an alien. I spied on her. I looked through her window. She was wearing a bra with pictures of barney on it. And a pair of shorts that said 'Juicy' on th front. I think it was backwards. She kept saying "This outfit is WAY too skimpy" when it was like a full outfit. Mai wears WAY skimpier clothes than that. If I wasn't gay, I'd totally like her. Ok maybe I do like her. Well anyways, when I was spying on Anzu, she had a Backstreet Boys poster on her wall. Weird, huh? She also has a diary. She's probably writing about ways to turn us all into friendship zombies, just like her. Got to go spy on her some more. See you later. Bye.
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That was exactly how I wanted it to be. Not really funny though. Well, I have writers block, so you can't blame me. I think I did pretty well for someone whose out of ideas, don't you. Oh well. Don't forget to R&R!!!!