OMG I haven't updated this story for so long! For that I must apologize. This entry is about Anzu. Have I done her yet? Let me check... Nope. I haven't done her yet.

Disclaimer: I don't own YGO

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'Dear Diary'

Cover: Anzu's Friendship Diary *has rainbows and animals drawn on cover*

Entry: June 17th 2003

Anzu's entry:

Dear friendship Diary,

I just love writing in you! You are the bestest book friend in the whole world. I have lots of friends. I think that I have five already. Maybe more! I've never had a lot of friends before. Even when I was little and just as nice as I am now all the other kids ran away from me and called me rude names like 'crazy bitch' and 'lunatic'. My friends now don't do that. Escept for Mrik, Malik, Bakura and Seto Kaiba. He's funny. He pretends that he's all calm and doesn't need friends. I don't belive it htough. That's why I have to try and make friends with him......... FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry diary, I just had one of my little friendship seizures. I need to go take my medication...

~32 minutes and 134 pills later~

Sorry it took me so long diary but I have a lot of pills. I don't know why. My friends Marik and Malik and Bakura only have to take one pill each for their killing seizures. I wonder why. They're lucky, their pills are pink. They don't like pink. They're silly billies. My pills are all black. Marik and Malik gave them to me. I never knew that they were docters. They insisted though. And they only charged me $1,800 for the first bottle. Whenever I take them my hands turn yellow though. They told me that that was a normal thing.... FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoops, another seizure, better take my pills...

~1 hour later~

Diary, I feel kinda funny and my friend Honda is taking me to the hospital. Be back later!

~8 days later~

I'm back!.... FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!! Better take my medication............

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OMG Anuz is such a retard.