Disclaimer: This is what Chrono Cross would look like if I made it. That's right, me.
(an elevator, well, umm... elevates)
Kid: Say yer prayers, Lynx!
Karsh: Umm... why? Is he gonna eat?
Kid: Err... I guess you pray when yer gonna die... I dunno... I thought it was a good line...
Karsh: Have you noticed that Serge has been completely silent over this whole time?
Kid: Actually, I have noticed that he's never said a damn word to me! Yet, I'm falling in love with him!
Serge: ...
Kid: Oh, that's typical of you to say things like that at a time like this!
Serge: ...
Kid: Oh, you always bring that up!
Karsh: Uh, Kid?
Kid: Keep yer damn mouth shut!
Karsh: Stop it! Stop fighting!
Kid: Now, listen, honey, your daddy and I love eachother very much but...
Serge: ...
Kid: Oh, right, say things like that in front of the kid!
(They move on)
Kid: Ooohh... Look at the glowy, pretty thing!
Karsh: But don't touch it. It's a pretty hate machine!
Kid: Really? Let's go further down the spiral...
Karsh: To Iowa?
Kid: No, Iowa's got issues. Let's get outta here. See you on the other side!
(To the maze thing)
Kid: Look, a maze thing!
Karsh: How the hell are we gonna navigate that?
Kid: With our hand dandy... notebook!
Karsh: God, you are so smart!
Audience: A clue!
Kid: It's our last clue! Now what would Blue want with...
A whip
Jumper cables
And a jar of peanut butter...
Karsh: Hot s&m sex?
Kid: I was trying to make a subtle joke, jerk!
Karsh: Oh, well that'll probably raise the rating!
Kid: Yeah, also, if I said fu...
Karsh: Hey! Now that's taking it too far!
Kid: Ahh... you're no fun!
(They continue)
Kid: Oh look, we're being teleported! Oi! What the bloody hell was that?
Karsh:We're floating!
Serge: ...
Kid: No! That's not it! What the hell are you smoking?
Serge: ...
Kid: Oh Jesus! Intervention when we get back! God, I thought you quit!
(Serge takes a pill)
FLASH
A bloody knife!
Kid dead!
Pretty lights!
Disney land!
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TO BE CONTINUED
(If anyone likes it...)