I KNOW! I haven't updated this story in sooo long, so the people who used to drop reviews off for me probably won't be reading this, so just give it a chance.
This shall be the diary of Honda, or for those of you who only watch the english version of yu-gi-oh, Tristan.
What I would like to say is: What the fuck is up with his hair? It's so freaky.
For those of you who also like Pirates Of The Caribean, I have most of my styories in that category, because I love that shnexi Jack Sparrow so darn much.
Anyways, let's move one.
Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Cover: Hiroto Honda's... Make-Out Tips(scratched out) Book.
Entry:
Dear Book,
Today I went to a gay singles bar.
I betcha didn't know this, but I'm gay. I don't think anyone knows. Henri(my stylist) gave me the address for the singles bar.
I didn't meet anyone though. Everyone else was occupied. I didn't get that as it's a SINGLES bar and not a COUPLES bar, so why was everyone with someone else?
Oh well, I don't get it. I don't get a lot of things, surprisingly.
WHen I say that I'm confused, everyone else says, "That must happen a lot, huh?" It's really quite annoying.
Anyways, right now I have a crush on Maximillion Pegasus.
So dreamy.
I love his pretty silver eyes. OH, wait. He has purple eyes. I can't remember. You know who has sexy blue eyes? Kaiba. I have no ideas why Jou hates him so much. I would kill for him to call me Mutt.
I got a haircut today. Same old though.
Every time I try to go near someone, they back away, and I ask them why and they say that my hair is too pointy.
You don't think that my hair is too pointy, do you?
Of course you don't. Especially since you have no eyes. HAHAHAHAHA!! Good one Honda, good one.
Today is full of shite muffins.
Bakura exploded some dead turle all over my face, so it took me five frickin' hours to wash it off.
Wait, it's still there.
I have to go wash it off.
BYE!!!
a/n: that wasn't as funny as I would have liked. I should have odne somebody else. I'm too lazy right now. Tell me who you want to know about. ttfn
This shall be the diary of Honda, or for those of you who only watch the english version of yu-gi-oh, Tristan.
What I would like to say is: What the fuck is up with his hair? It's so freaky.
For those of you who also like Pirates Of The Caribean, I have most of my styories in that category, because I love that shnexi Jack Sparrow so darn much.
Anyways, let's move one.
Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Cover: Hiroto Honda's... Make-Out Tips(scratched out) Book.
Entry:
Dear Book,
Today I went to a gay singles bar.
I betcha didn't know this, but I'm gay. I don't think anyone knows. Henri(my stylist) gave me the address for the singles bar.
I didn't meet anyone though. Everyone else was occupied. I didn't get that as it's a SINGLES bar and not a COUPLES bar, so why was everyone with someone else?
Oh well, I don't get it. I don't get a lot of things, surprisingly.
WHen I say that I'm confused, everyone else says, "That must happen a lot, huh?" It's really quite annoying.
Anyways, right now I have a crush on Maximillion Pegasus.
So dreamy.
I love his pretty silver eyes. OH, wait. He has purple eyes. I can't remember. You know who has sexy blue eyes? Kaiba. I have no ideas why Jou hates him so much. I would kill for him to call me Mutt.
I got a haircut today. Same old though.
Every time I try to go near someone, they back away, and I ask them why and they say that my hair is too pointy.
You don't think that my hair is too pointy, do you?
Of course you don't. Especially since you have no eyes. HAHAHAHAHA!! Good one Honda, good one.
Today is full of shite muffins.
Bakura exploded some dead turle all over my face, so it took me five frickin' hours to wash it off.
Wait, it's still there.
I have to go wash it off.
BYE!!!
a/n: that wasn't as funny as I would have liked. I should have odne somebody else. I'm too lazy right now. Tell me who you want to know about. ttfn