I know! I have NOT updated this story in the longest time!

I'm still kinda mad that they deleted Psychology session cause it was my bestest story. I might re-post it if I feel like it and if I can recover my chapters. I probably won't be able to, so I'll probably end up making a totally new one with the same plot.

ANYWAY! This is the diary entry of YAMI! YAY!!!

Discclaimer: I don't own YGO! NOT OWNING YGO ISSSSS BAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!

'Dear Diary'

Cover: Yami's BOOK OF WINNINGNESS

Entry: October 29th, 2004 (almost Halloween and that ties in. I think. Maybe.)

Dear Book of Winningness,

Today I won in duel monsters!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!! I think that I am probably the best dueling person in the WORLD!!!

I beat that stupid Marik and Malik. They were both dueling against me and I STILL WON!!!!

I was so happy that I decided to tell Yugi!

I said, "Hikari! I'm so FUCKING HAPPY!!!"

He ran away screaming.

I decided that I would commit suicide, then I remembered that if I was dead I couldn't win any more duels.

So now I have decided that I will change my voice. Instead of my sexy low voice, I'll have a sexy high voice, even higher than Anzu's!

I'm on the way to a whole new life. Except for the part where I kick everybody's ass at Duel Monsters.

I'm going to go straight, only I'll wear pink a lot and I'll have rounded boots instead of pointy, and instead of chains...I'll have paper clips.

And I'll have a crush on Serenity. I'll just jump onto that bandwagon.

well, I'm going to go make friends with Kaiba now!

-several hours later-

My head hurts. I asked Kaiba if we could have a sleepover and he said no so I decided to go over and surprise him with a sleepover.

Why does he have so much security? And why don't they recognize me?

All they said when I tried to get in was "We have a CODE YELLOW AND PURPLE!" and then they pummeled me.

And Kaiba watched them.

I don't think he recognized me.

So I decided that I'm better off the way I am.

I'm re-applying my eyeliner.

I just loooooove eyeliner.

I went over to Anzu's house earlier and she was looking strange. Her hands were yellow and she kept yelling "FRIENSHIP!"

I knocked on her door but she didn't see me I guess.

Then I went over to Kaiba's and I think he was writing in his diary too.

And I went to find Yugi to tell him I loved him and he was playing unicorns with some guy. I'm going to ask him about that later.

Meanwhile, I must win some more games!!!

-Yami.

A/N: That was pretty boring. I'll try again next time cause now I'm too bored to try again.