As she walked through the door she saw PC Hemmingway talking to PC Harman, unaware of what to do she went to ask them for help. Her pencil skirt was tight to her legs and made it hard for much movement to happen so her slight jog down the corridor became something of a comedy sketch. She stopped with a jerk and stood in front of the two young PC's.
"Hi im Doreen," she gave a nervous giggle and a snort,
"Just been talking to that sergeant Smith and he told me to get ready for the briefing but I haven't got a dickey bird about where to go, you couldn't help me could you luvvy's?" She asked.
"Yeah, well you need to get changed and the locker rooms are just there" Honey said pointing to the door opposite her.
"Oh yeah silly me, can't catch any robbers in this clobber now could ya'. Thanks Darlin' I hope everyone's like you" she replied.
Honey and Yvonne watched her waddle into the locker rooms and gave a little giggle when she was out of sight.
"Ahh we mustn't giggle she seems erm…" Yvonne strained, holding back the laughter.
"DIPSY!" honey chuckled.
Just then Amber walked past and turned to them,
"Corr look what the cat dragged in, your not telling me that we have to work with that withered old Barbie are you," she snarled sarcastically.
"At least she not a pampered old brat like you" Honey bit back.
Just as Amber went in to fight back Gina Gold grabbed her from behind and hauled her and Honey into her office. Pushing them in she slammed the door,
Nostrils flaring she screamed,
"I've had just about enough of this, anyone would think you're at Pre School the way you two go on. Now Honey there was absolutely no excuse for what you said…"
After that statement Ambers face turned to a smirk,
"Oh PC Johansson you can wipe that look off your face, because what you said young lady was down right rude. Now the both of you can work through your ref's to make up for the time you have wasted. Now shoo!"
The two of them walked out of her office and into the briefing not making a single sound. By now the chairs had been occupied so they both stood against the side of the wall listening to what was being said.
Doreen sat with Yvonne at the other side of the room listening inattentively to what Sergeant Smith was saying, she was brought out of her little bubble when he raised his voice slightly from the droning decibel he had spoken in previously.
"Right, Honey you're with Yvonne, Roger with Leela, Tony with Reg and Amber your with Doreen who's our new bobby"
She sat in her chair and swivelled round giving a regal wave with her left hand.
As they walked out the door Yvonne and Doreen collapsed with laughter at her little Mickey take,
Mumbling under her breath Amber groaned,
"Great I'm stuck with her for the rest of the day, should be fun"
Coughing loudly behind her Inspector Gold raised her eyebrow, Amber going a crimson colour.
The petite brunette waltzed over to PC Bumble and crossed her arms at her chest like a spoilt child who had been denied sweets.
"Are we ready then? She asked,
"Yeah, your Amber right Darlin'? Well I've heard a lot about you but I won't judge till I know ya'" She said,
"I'm sure you just misunderstood aint that right" She smirked,
"Who have you been talking to then Bumble Bee, Honey Harman well she's a two faced cow" Amber raged,
Under her breath Doreen said to herself,
"Maybe I was wrong"
In the forecourt Amber went to get into the passenger seat but Doreen slammed the door shut and cornered Amber,
"Look I don't like this anymore than you do but it's our job, if you want to stay on my good side I suggest you listen missy. Number one do not call me bumblebee I can't stand it and it's not funny, number two drop the attitude problem. I've been on this earth far longer than you madam and I know how to get my own way far better than you do, so if you thought you could doss you've got anything coming, I know your type your probably an only child, a daddies girl who likes to whack out the plastic on pay day. I do not like people like you, probably because I am like you but at least I keep my dignity"
